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10/08/2025

A little boy👦 was in a bus🚌 eating chocolate🍫, then he took another one and then another..... a man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth?" The boy replied,"My grandfather lived for 132yrs. " The man asked,"Was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied."No, he was always minding his own business " 😭😭😭

06/08/2025

Watching football with a woman👩🏾‍🦰is really stressful🤣

👩🏾‍🦰"Which teams are playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool"
👩🏾‍🦰"I love Liverpool"
👨🏽‍🦱"That's a good team"
👩🏾‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
👨🏽‍🦱😒"No....it's Salah😕"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
👩🏾‍🦰💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼"Is that Salah who has scored?"
👨🏽‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
👩🏾‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😡😡😡
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"What is that red card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving😥😓
👩🏾‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach"
👨🏽‍🦱😳😠😖😩😫"aaaaaah noooo"
👩🏾‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
👨🏽‍🦱"Exactly darling"
👩🏾‍🦰"What about the green card?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play"
👩🏾‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
👨🏽‍🦱🥺😰😓"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
👩🏾‍🦰"Why is he not playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱: 😭😭
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29/07/2025

Worry 😟 😰 😓 😨 😟 😰

20/05/2025

20/05/2025

Trust the process 🙏

29/10/2024

Hmm, I don't really know what to say 🤔
Ma rest well till we meet again
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27/09/2024

Am Sorry 😞

09/09/2024

We are getting there 💪

02/09/2024

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25/05/2024

God know why