26/08/2023
If you don't like crowded restaurants, if you don't like it when tables are so close that your neighbor puts his cigarette in your ashtray, if you don't like it when the person at the next table listens in on your conversation and starts asking questions, if you don't like when the girl on the right is sitting on your jacket, if you don't like it when sh**ha smoke is blown in your face, if you don't like it when the table next to you tries to offer you a glass of cheap champagne, then stay... in the car.
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