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30/09/2026

Please hide my ID. Since some guys are sharing stories here., post me too. Of course ineyo sikuti nakumana ndi mkazi pa app yanu, no. Koma inali cross ya MR p k*k i paid connection fee ndithu 50k. So here’s the thing. Mkazi yu amakonda kupanga post ma meme tonyoza broke ni**as k*k. Makamaka pa tik tok amakonda tima video tija amakhala ngati akuyankhula koma voice ya munthu wina.

Ngati apapa waika akuti look for a man who can take you out, buy you an expensive wig if he is broke dump him k*k nde ine ndikafumsa amati babe its just content. Koma sitinganene kuti munthuyi ndekuti content iyi akugwirizana nayo? As in its her charecter. Nanga munthu atapanga video ya satanic yonyoza yesu angapange share sound yake her being a Christian.? Komaso cant we say kuti iyeyu apapa akuitanira malonda kuti amuna andalama amulowe inbox and give her offers? Komanso munthune am broke ndithu. Nde zumandidabwisa. Pali love pamenepa kapena nditenge tanga tochepa ndisake nzanga otchipa?

28/09/2026

Pemphero Mphande shared this on X yesterday:

I have a female friend who is married. I have known her since 2021. How did we become friends? She was a fan who became a friend. A few weeks ago, she tells me she wants to talk. She is cheating on her husband. Why? Because the new guy, who is also married, treats her nicely. He texts her until late. They go on road trips. Things her husband no longer does. And then she says, “This guy just randomly sends me ma 200k or ma 500k.” I was so shocked. And I sat there thinking, your husband married you, feeds you every day, shelters you, clothes you and bought you a car, but you are wowed by another man texting you till late and giving you 200K. I didn’t ask that, obviously. Instead, I said, “If this man were to marry you, you would also cheat on him because he won’t treat you like that forever. You realise that man’s wife probably complains about him the same way you are complaining about your husband?” She said, “Well, I don’t care. I just love how he is treating me right now!” I said nothing else because I knew she wouldn’t change. Cheating is like a cancer. Once it takes root, it doesn’t stop. Once someone cheats once, they will do it again and again. Her husband will probably never find out, or he will!

26/09/2026

Hi 265 dates team, plz post me of coz nkhani yanga ndiyachikondi komaso ya mysterical Sunday . Koma kuti zimveke bwino ndilemba mu chakwathuchi. Of coz to me its like question komanso ndufuna advise eti…
So nkhani yanga nayi,,,chaka chata ndinakumana ndi bambo ena ake divorced pa app panu. Of coZ ineyo am a lady 28 yrs old, am a waitress by certain restaurant at Lilongwe. Mamunayu tinamvana mpaka tinayamba kugonana koma anakakamila plen, fast forward patatha masiku kaya 5 or tingoti 1 wk ndinatuluka ngati tinsungu ku ndata kwangaku,,,ndipo iyeyo nditamuuza anati ndekuti ineyo ndine odwala ndamupasaso iyeyo coz iyeyo sanatuluke,. Komanso anati mmm ndekuti iweyo ndiwe hule nkona ineyo ndikulowesa plen sunakakamile kuti ndivale condom. Zitatelo mamunayo anandibloka paliponse mwaona…zindiwawa koopsa coz ineyo ndikugonana ndi iyeyo nali kuti ndakhala 8 months no s*x.. ndinapeza number in kumupanga txt kuti aise uzandifuna nawe tikazakutuluka koma osapola. Fsst forward ndinapita ku Balaka kuli singanga wina wake,,anandiuza kuti ndipange print pic yamamunayo kenako ndiipake kuti nsungu tinandigwirato uku ndikunenelera kuti naye timupole koma tikamupola asachile. Ndipo ndinapanga. Fast forward mwezi wa June chaka chino ineyo ntaiwalakoso nalandila call kwa mamunayu akulira kuti wavutika naye watuluka tisungu toyabwa wayenda zipatala sakuchila koma kwa ng’anga amuuza kuti agonane ndi ine ngati chizimba kuti achile. Pompo anatumiza ndalama 350 pin koma nakana,
Mwachidule panopa munthuyi zafika pa worse ndipo pamopa akuti akufuna tikapange ukwati kenako azangigone kuti asonyeze srs pa ine ndipo akuti ndikalola tipanga ukwati pompo pompo komanso wakhala akutumiza ndlama pano yadusa 1.5 , nde ineyo pamenepa ndabalalika kt nditani? Paja mr p anasiya kuposta so help maganizo chonde

21/09/2026

Pemphero Mphande writes on X:

A few weeks ago, an elderly woman in her 60s came to my pharmacy, and I happened to be there talking to my pharmacist. She needed medication that cost around MK10,000 but only had MK4,500. From the way she spoke and carried herself, she sounded like a retired teacher or something. This was for medication she takes every month. I told her to take the medicine and bring the money whenever she found it. About a week later, she came back with the money. I happened to be there again. In fact, I am the one who remembered her first . I told her that because she had been trusted and had honoured that trust, she could keep the money. I even gave her some more cash. She could not stop thanking me. But the encounter got me thinking about how easily we take for granted what we have. MK1,000 or MK5,000 can genuinely make a difference to someone. In this, it can even keep someone alive. Yet to some of us, this is money we barely count. This is why corruption makes me angry. Pensioners like her should be able to access life saving medication for free in public institutions. Billions that could make this possible are instead looted, wasted or awarded to corrupt politicians through dubious court cases!

Munthazi Mphande celebrates her 3rd birthday today❤️
20/09/2026

Munthazi Mphande celebrates her 3rd birthday today❤️

20/09/2026

Henry anali pa high demand ku inbox. Nde tilengeze pano kuti talandira chiletso kwa ex wake uja anatilembera nkhani kuti tisamupange connect Henry mpaka athane kaye ndi iyeyo. Nkhani iyi mukuiona bwanji?

20/09/2026

Komatu Mr P akanabwelera pa line. Zoona anthu nkhani za mystical Sunday ayamba kutumiza ku inbox ya 265 Dates😳Nde admin alowera nazo kuti?

19/09/2026

Ine nde Henry amene ndizapanga share my story. Upon reading comments i saw many ladies akundifuna. Since I am single now, i want to take opportunity. So ponyani kuti ngati pali atsikana a dzaka 20 to 27 angathe kukuuzani. Am glad to pay a connection fee ngati mene ankapangira Mr P kupanga charge. The lady please asakhale baddie wa ma standards oti iyeyo payekha sangakwanitse, for example who says i want a man with a car pamene iyeyo alibe olo bambo ake alibe. Of course i have 2 cars myself but i just want someone humble. Ngati alipo mundiuza. As for my ex uja zake izo,, i am moving on. Remind her to stop texting me.

Mr P at Mr P Pharmacy✌️Munayamba mwafikako kumeneku?
19/09/2026

Mr P at Mr P Pharmacy✌️Munayamba mwafikako kumeneku?

18/09/2026

Heyy
Iam a lady aged 19. Iam a student at mubas. Last year i was taken on a date by a certain guy who is like in his 40s but i met him on 265 dates,,,,, as oky with it coz he showed me that he is single and really into me. Fast forward i found out kuti he iz married and was really heart broken. I even wrote to mr p for advice via his FB page koma sanandilangize, anything but it was too late coz the guy had already opened my legs for him. So what brings me here now is this. This has money he invited me to go to the lake with him coz am on holiday, today he is dropping me back guess what?? Munthu wandipasa 50k after being together for 3 days? Is this fair , mind this guy is rich, he drives ford wild truck. So am like why this little money? Wandilalatira ati ndine hule kuti i should be demanding more money? But for me its like he aint my husband its not like i benefit everyday,,wandinyenga for 3 days straight and all get is 50k. Moreover he only calls me akandifuna for s*x nothing else. Am in pains. Ndimuyaluse? Should i call his wife coz i got her number? Zoona 50k ndizitani nayo? If u post to ur page, pls hide my id

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