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22/03/2026

30/05/2025

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24/05/2025

Zingayambe ku iwalika imathaso izi just the below,
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"🤣🤣🤣" - josephyanduya

21/04/2025

THE 🤠🤓☺️ ___ EPISODE 1 ☺️

" How good are you guys at scuba diving?" Hector Sebastian asked. 🤠

The famous screenwriter was seated across his living room table from the three investigators Jupiter Jones, peter Crenshaw and Bob Andrews.All three looked interested. It was Pete who an swered 🤓

"We've just been checked out on our final tests"🤠 peter told him. 🤓"Our instructor took us down to the bay day before yesterday and okyed us"

"We're not exactly experienced yet," ☺️ Jupiter added, but we know what to do and what the rules are. And we have our own face mask And flippers. When we do anything, we rent the tanks and breathing apparatus.

"Perfect!!" 🥸 Mr Sebastian exclaimed." You guys are definitely right for the job"
Job? Did he mean a job investigation some mystery??

Continued..........

16/04/2025

Kuyambila pompo ndinasiya

10/04/2025

Chicken = k8,500.00
Rice = k4000.00 (1kg)
Soyapieces = k750.00
Ufa = k2000.00 ( kg)
Chisakho ndchanu 🤣🤣legends can understand

04/04/2025

Munthu kuzi fayira spray ngt akufayira makhwara ophera phenvu sikizi makoswe🤷🤷

03/04/2025

ndanvesesa ku Sunday school kuja amalephera kunena k*t siwe owoneka bwino ndchifukwa amakusakha k*t ukhale satana musewero

25/03/2025

Gululu Ndi EX ku church abusa kunzanena k*ti tawuzeni anebawo k*ti yesu amakukondani Ines ndimakukondan ndipo ndakukhululukirani 🤦🤦 ndekaya wazitengera za serious kaya 🙀

23/03/2025

Eh! Guys ndakumana naye ujayu amakonda kunena k*t when I grow up l want to be a pilot akuyendesa njinga yamoto 😂