Malawian Vibes

06/03/2026

Its a pity how Zeze and co always have to drag Temwah every time they want to release a song.

03/03/2026

Delivery aside but IKK had some bars...
1. Sindikupasa mpata like a gap in your teeth (Slessor)
2. Ma tattoo mbwee kuli kubisa zikanga (Toast)
3. Makape amakupopa, chithupi ngati Chule (Slessor)
4. Njale yangongole mpaka zaka ziwiri (Toast)

(Unrelated) Below is a picture of a biological man, a former man and a wanna be man.

28/02/2026

“MONETIZE MALAWI - NTCHANA Fredokiss WALANKHULA ZODABWITSA IZI KU PARLIAMENT OF MALAWI

FREDOKISS KALUA NTCHANA WALANKHULA ZODABWITSA IZI KU PARLIAMENT - MONETIZE MALIWI ON YOUTUBE

16/02/2026

😳 ⚰️ MKULU YEMWE ANAZEMBERSA MAKALA POWABISA MUBOKOSI NGATI MALIRO AKAONEKELA KU COURT KU CHIKWAWA

Mkulu woona za chilengedwe m'boma la Chikwawa, a Hector Nkawihe atsimikiza kuti Leonard Karonga yemwe wagwidwa akuzembetsa makala pogwiritsa ntchito galimoto...

06/02/2026

Same pattern. Disappointing 😞

Sometimes I can't help but wonder why RoyView Designs- RVD is seemingly trying to destroy his brand.

The guy probably built one of the most marketable fashion brands in the country. People from all walks of life seem to be impressed by his works. Unlike fashion designers like Xandria, Lilly Alfonso, Ranks 45 and Christian Entwan who are mostly known by the elites , Royviews market cuts across different demographics. He is loved by the ghetto, soccer fraternity, music industry, socialites, the elites and politicians.

However, it seems he has a problem. Accusations of foul play keep lingering every time his name pops up. From failing to honour commitments , failing to refund, doing substandard work and outright swindling clients funds. These are serious allegations and he is lucky Malawians are still giving him several second chances.

Nevertheless, Malawians might not be understanding for long hence Mr Roy needs to sit down and do a self reflection. Much as some of the allegations might be fueled by hate but they are far too many to be ignored.

Here are a few tips.

If you can't do it, don't accept it. (Sophisticated designs or something beyond your scope).
Honour all commitments before deadlines.
Manage your workload, only entertain demand you can meet.
Separate RVD funds from RoyView the person. (This will enable you to easily refund clients)
Communication. (Answer calls, provide feedback, communicate if there are any challenges).

Wish you all the best.

22/01/2026

Kodi content creator amene amakusangalatsani ndi ndani? Awa ndi ena mwa ma content creator amene amakunga content ya. Sharp pa Malawi.

1. Shipmark - Uyu ndi amene watentha pakali pano amakondedwa kwambiri ndi mafana a dingdong komanso ma celeb.
2. Chippie - Ngakhale boys yambiri imamuona ngati gay, azimayi ambiri amamkonda ndipo amati content yake amapanga nayo relate.
3. Tupochere - Model wa mbuzi... uyuyu ghetto imamufila ndithu. Content yosakakamiza komanso outfit ya unique kwambiri.
4. J4 Galu ndi Amosi - awa amakondedwa kwambiri ndi fans ya Mangochi, Dowa komanso pa Joni (Via Mwanza osati Kia or Chileka). Koma ndi ma Shasha heavy. Ali very underrated ndipo this year ku Maso Awards akufunika atleast nomination yokha.
5. Dingiswayo - Mr Nyokoto pena amakhala ngati akukamiza koma zimasekesa ndithu. He also consistently does content.
6. Tommy Shadow - Mfana wa chabe uyu. Content yake nde ina crossa border. A Malawi ambiri anaziwa mochedwa kuti ndi m'Malawi chifukwa ku ma comment kwake kumaloader ma Nigerian, Zambians and South Africans
7. Aba M'bangali - Uyunso ndi wachabe. Ali ndi very unique content and amakondedwa ndi fans ya Mzimba, Nkhatabay, Mulanje komanso Mangochi.

Inu m'makonda ndani? Let us know in the comment section koma osatchula anthu amisala monga Mahempe, Habakuk, Gopani komanso Hayi Hayi. Kumasiyanisa misala ndi content.

18/01/2026

Football, Politics, and a Podcast Storm

They say football is politics, and this FAM drama proves it.

After comments made by Walter Nyamilandu on the Face2Face podcast, claiming MCP backed Fleetwood Haiya’s rise to the FAM presidency, lawyers for Haiya have demanded an apology or threatened a MK200 million lawsuit.

The irony? Both men are in Morocco for the AFCON finals, meant to be a moment of national football pride.

As politics, law, and football collide, fans are left saying “uku zativuta basi.”
But one clear winner has emerged: Face2Face. The podcast has taken centre stage, turning a football dispute into the country’s hottest conversation.

In this game, the microphones are louder than the whistles.

17/01/2026

Pena ukamamva nkhani za achimwene wa umazazifunsa kuti koma munthuyi sanathothole ma battery ake nkuwagawila mapasa wa limodzi limodzi? Chifukwa nkhani zoti monga munthu wa bambo akuyenera kusolva payekha amakazisiya pamtondo kwa ma sister ake...

Zinthu zikavuta mamuna amayenera kupanga chiganizo bwinobwino osati koma dirty linen yonse kuyala pa Facebook. Olo mutayambana kapena kusiyana kumene, mayi wa mwana wako umampasa ka ulemu ndithu. Inde zimawawa komabe umunthu usamatithawe. Khalani pansi ndi azichemwali anu ndipo gwiritsani ankhoswe, ampingo or ma court kukonza mavuto anu.

17/01/2026

The past versus the future.
Slessor has reacted badly to a subliminal from Troy mob in Spe's Pomme ndi Chikomeni. Fans feel like Slessor has overreacted as the bar if interpreted differently looks like Troy is paying homage to the former King of Mzuzu rap.

Hip-hop heads also feel like Slessor is being a bit hypocritical as when he was new on the scene like Troy Mob he went for Heavyweights like Young Kay in Bekechu and later Gwamba who annihilated Slessors mainstream career with Zimuvuta. The OG's feel like Slessor should understand that the youngin is hungry and ready to take the throne of Mzuzu rap.

Whatever the case, Slessor shouldn't kill this budding prodigy. Take him under your wings and show him the ropes because Hip-hop wise Troy is the best thing to ever come out of Mzuzu after Slessor. No disrespect to the others.

16/01/2026

In your opinion who is the better host?

Victor Daffrece or Henry Magombo?

15/01/2026

"This new madness boy is so whack, Ndimaona ngati Kineo wavala mask."... Anthu sakulankhula bho.

14/01/2026

Apart from Emmie Deebo, here are some other industry plants.

1. Kineo Madness
2. Shannoh Index
3. Ajuh Guffi
4. Oana
5. Mic Mash

Without their connections, money and branding they wouldn't surpass Najere's numbers. Zero talent.