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05/11/2022

When a woman gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them come and touch the man's pen*sπŸ₯΄ and say "well done"πŸ˜‹. Moral: hardwork is never appreciated. πŸ˜ͺ
Only the result matterπŸ˜ͺ.....congratulation master

28/10/2022

Ma phone a original ayakhule vnπŸŽ™. A china pepani

29/09/2022

WHY I HATE ZEE WORLD

Mehek didn't wash her plate

Her mum: mehek why didn't you wash your plate after eating
(before mehek could even say anything)

Her sis: yes tell us why you didn't wash it
(b4 she could talk)

Her dad: yes even I want to know mehek why didn't you wash your plate
(jst as she's about to open her mouth)

He grandma : have you lost your respect? answer your father mehek

Her neighbors : (screaming from the other street) yes mehek tell us we want to know

Her brother: (rushes out of his room) what's happening here..

Mehek : brother I... I...

Her sis: brother mehek doesn't want to tell us why she didn't wash her plate after eating..

Mehek: actually I...

Zee world : NEXT WEEK ON ZEE WORLD... MEHEK FINALLY REVEALS WHY SHE DIDN'T WASH THE PLATE
Basi zaziiiii zenizeni πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ tikati tionereko mpira eeeee kukwiyatu koma ladies muzikhalako Serious

24/09/2022
20/09/2022

Bible.... Don't beat ur wife
Law..... Don't beat ur wife
Wife.... If ur a man beat me😏

17/09/2022

Mphatso Ndi zonse Koma na yodzuka ndi Moyo m'bale sithabwala kumayamika πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

Tangolemba AMEN

14/09/2022

The drunk men are always very alert.... before crossing the road they look left and right to for cars and bikes, then they look up for aeroplanes and then down for bombs, they look back for kidnapers and after that they hold the bottle tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets...🀣🀣

09/09/2022

My Motherland

Deep down my heart
Runs a sad feeling
Like I'm living in a strange country
No where to get a relief
There are so many mountains
To climb in my Motherland
A land locked country
Full of dramatic issues
From morning till sunset
Yet we were told to change mindset

It is in my Motherland
Where freedom of speech is exploited
Oppressing the media houses
Practitioners exalting blue camp
So that,citizen may not have access to information with current regime
But what goes around,comes around
Our grievances will heard on ballot paper
Come the next general election
Never to live under the atmosphere of fear

Some day,all the struggles,will be gone
Never again these Egyptians
Never again the high cost of living
High levels of unemployment,
Retrenchment in public sector
Due to tribalism and nepotism
Even just because of political differences
There shall be real promised land
Tizaimba nyimbo tagonjesa bwanji?
Just believe in ourselves

One day in my Motherland
Justice will prevail
After the rotten judiciary gone
Where you can not seek justice
If you are poor
Nthawi mkachisiludi zoona
How I wish ,if I were a judge
I would have reviewed the case of John Mussah
Our own innocent boy from kachere township
Sentenced to 8 years imprisonment
Free Mussah please !!
Don't entertain foreign individuals

There are human rights activists
In my Motherland
Amassing wealth at the expenses of the poor
Into their dry pockets
Through mobilising mass demonstration
In the name of a Malawi akuti !!!!
Whose real beneficiaries are those in power as well as fake activists
Whoever else outwitted Malawians
Ambuye akuoneni I swear
Every one is crying
The pain is too much
We can't tolerate nonsense

It is only in my Motherland
Getting a better job is burden
You need to have connections
Failing which,you will die unemployed
Lucky are those beautiful girls
Certificate,diplomas,degrees aside
But their forbidden fruit
Is likely more important than having a paper
And age is just a number

copied

09/09/2022

Opanga ma galimoto bwanji akumangolemba mayina achimkaz amvekereπŸ‘‡

08/09/2022

SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE πŸ¦…

Did you know that an eagle knows when a storm is approaching long before it breaks?

The eagle will fly to some high spot and wait for the winds to come.

When the storm hits, it sets its wings so that the wind will pick it up and lift it above the storm. While the storm rages below, the eagle is soaring above it.

The eagle does not escape the storm. It simply uses the storm to lift it higher. It rises on the winds that bring the storm.

When the storms of life come upon us, like the eagle, we can rise above them and ride the winds of the storm that bring sickness, tragedy, failure, and disappointment into our lives.

What is your greatest challenge right now? Jot it down. And then let it lift you higher.

08/09/2022

Sleeping is natural but waking up is a big blessing just use 3 sec to thank God πŸ™πŸ”₯

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