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Mother and daughter Mahosha okhaokha ilowe ilowe
13/09/2026

Mother and daughter
Mahosha okhaokha ilowe ilowe

Bulutu Yeremiah Chihana’s tenure at the Blantyre Water Board has exposed serious questions about his leadership and admi...
13/09/2026

Bulutu Yeremiah Chihana’s tenure at the Blantyre Water Board has exposed serious questions about his leadership and administrative competence, with governance disputes, alleged executive overreach and poor management overshadowing the urgent task of improving water supply, Ku Blantyre anthu akuvutika kumwa mabi

His clashes with the Board and resistance to disciplinary proceedings further highlight the leadership failures that have contributed to instability at the public utility, uyu bola azikaweta ng'ombe.

Keturah still singleteams up with Lawi and Nyau King
13/09/2026

Keturah still single
teams up with Lawi and Nyau King

Kamangila munthu was jealousDear Alexius Kamangila,The attacks against the Attorney General are increasingly looking bas...
13/09/2026

Kamangila munthu was jealous
Dear Alexius Kamangila,

The attacks against the Attorney General are increasingly looking baseless and politically motivated. Kamangila, having previously worked with the AG at the same law firm, should perhaps appreciate that careers take different paths.

The Attorney General has continued to rise professionally and is now occupying one of the most important legal offices in the country. Personal bitterness or disappointment should never be turned into a campaign of allegations against someone who has moved forward.

If there were genuine concerns, they would be supported by evidence and addressed through the proper channels. Social media accusations will not change the AG’s record, nor will they stop him from performing his duties. Iwe Kamangila ndanzako mulira ndipo mukukuta mano, but the AG will continue doing his work.

Ma coach a Wanderers saawerenga izi, hence 7-1 results.If they don't start reading this column, nothing will change mpak...
13/09/2026

Ma coach a Wanderers saawerenga izi, hence 7-1 results.
If they don't start reading this column, nothing will change mpaka Ku Flames.
Dyela

MWAUNGULU SAYS "it is very perplexing"Retired Supreme Court Justice Dunstain Mwaungulu has issued a warning that the int...
12/09/2026

MWAUNGULU SAYS
"it is very perplexing"
Retired Supreme Court Justice Dunstain Mwaungulu has issued a warning that the intensifying dispute over the National Assembly's authority to establish ad hoc committees could precipitate a profound constitutional impasse between Parliament and the Presidency.

In a recent Facebook post, Justice Mwaungulu characterized the government's latest assertion, which contests the Speaker's power to form committees, as perplexing and potentially destabilizing.

According to Mwaungulu, the Executive appears to acknowledge Parliament's oversight role while simultaneously disputing the National Assembly's specific authority to constitute ad hoc committees.

Mwaungulu contends that the government's interpretation of Section 56(6) of the Constitution, which vests the power to establish committees in 'Parliament,' is problematic.

He argues that the provision's context implies that this authority resides with the National Assembly, rather than a broader definition of Parliament that includes the President and Senate. The retired judge also queries why the Chief Secretary issued a statement without first ascertaining Parliament's official position on standing and ad hoc committees.

He cautions that statements from one arm of government should not be utilized to undermine the constitutional authority of another, warning that such actions risk exacerbating tensions between the Executive and the Legislature.

Timu ya Kukoma Diamonds yagonjesa timu ya Young Eagles (47-24) pamasewero amu mpikisano wa Mkuru U-21 Netball Cup omwe u...
11/09/2026

Timu ya Kukoma Diamonds yagonjesa timu ya Young Eagles (47-24) pamasewero amu mpikisano wa Mkuru U-21 Netball Cup omwe ukuchitikira munzinda wa Blantyre.

Mpikisanowu ukuseweredwa ku Blantyre Sports Arena komanso KUHES Sports Complex munzinda wa Blantyre

Oweruza ku bwalo lalikulu la milandu, Judge Allan Muhome, wapereka chiletso, choletsa sipikala wa nyumba ya malamulo k...
09/09/2026



Oweruza ku bwalo lalikulu la milandu, Judge Allan Muhome, wapereka chiletso, choletsa sipikala wa nyumba ya malamulo kukhazikitsa komiti zofufuza za katangale mu kampani zaboma.

Mneneri wa nthambi ya za mabwalo a milandu, a Ruth Mputeni, watsimikiza za chiletsochi chomwe chikuyenda mmasamba a mchezo.

Sipikala wa nyumba ya malamulo, a Sameer Suleman, adawuza atolankhani ku Lilongwe kuti pali kukaikitsa kwina komwe kukuchitika kumbali ya kayendetsedwe ka zinthu komanso chuma ku kampani zina 12 za boma.

Wolemba ndi Jarson Malowa,

Nkhope ndendende Bingu
09/09/2026

Nkhope ndendende Bingu

okutha chizungu tatiwerengelani nkhani iyiMAN ON THE RUN AFTER ALLEGEDLY STABBING HIS MALE PARTNER TO DEATH IN MPUMALANG...
06/09/2026

okutha chizungu tatiwerengelani nkhani iyi
MAN ON THE RUN AFTER ALLEGEDLY STABBING HIS MALE PARTNER TO DEATH IN MPUMALANGA

THEMBALETHU – KwaMhlanga SAPS have launched a manhunt for a suspect who allegedly stabbed his male partner to death following an argument that turned violent.

Police received information about the stabbing incident on Wednesday morning, 3 September 2026, at Thembalethu.

Upon arrival at the scene, police found a man with a stab wound to the upper body lying on the ground with no signs of life. The victim was later identified as Moshe Moses Kunene.

According to police information, the victim and the suspect had an argument which escalated into a physical fight. The suspect allegedly stabbed his partner with a knife before fleeing the scene.

Police attempted to trace the suspect, but he was not found. A case of murder has been opened and investigations are continuing.

Members of the public are warned not to approach or confront the suspect, but to immediately alert police if they have any information about his whereabouts.

Anyone with information that may assist police

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