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15/06/2022

A fat man saw an advertisement that said, “Lose 5kg in a week.🤨”
He made a phone call ☺and said, “I would like to join😌!” The lady who responded welcomed the idea and asked him to be ready 6am the following day😎.
The following morning, he got to the gym😆 and was taken to a room😋. He opened the door and found a beautiful woman there dressed in only a shirt and underpants☺.
She said, “If you can catch me☺, you can sleep with me😋!” The lady started running🏃‍♂️, while the man started to run after her🏃‍♂️. But he could not catch her😏. During the whole week😅, he tried hard to catch her but could not. He, however, lost 5kg in the process😁!
He then asked for the 10kg programme😅. The next time, he opened the door and found another woman dressed in a bikini 😦who said, “If you catch me, you can sleep with me.😁”
He lost 10kg that week😆 although he did not catch the woman😅. So, he thought this was an awesome programme and then requested the 25kg weight loss programme.😎
The lady said, “Are you sure😐? It’s really tough😶!”
“Why not🤨?”, he asked. The following day at 6am, he opened the door expecting to see a totally naked girl😌🍑. But he found a mad woman instead😶.
The mad woman said, “If I catch you😌, I will sleep with you😅!”
That week, the man lost 40kg.😅😆

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19/05/2021

POISON THAT KILLS MEN

Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.

One morning she ran to her mother and say to her " mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?"

The mother answered:

- Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.

The daughter asked "what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out"

OK, said the mother,

1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.

2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him

3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him

4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient

5. Spend your money for him and don’t get angry even when he rto give you money for whatever

6. Don’t raise your voice against but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.

Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said the mother.

Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.

After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.

Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.

What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?

Please help me mother.

She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.

The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.

In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.

It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw him change to a nice and sweet husband.

Men are not really wicked, but our way of relating with them determines their responses and feelings towards us.

Women if you can only show respect, dedication, love, care and commitment to your husband he will 100% be there for you.

19/05/2021

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

19/05/2021

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world...if you do so, you are insulting yourself.