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19/06/2024

Kumpando Kodi munthu ovala ka Jekete kakang'ono koma chi Thirauza Chachikulu timuimbire Gitala kapena Zikhale Ng'oma??😕😕

10/05/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕7.When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

✅Now that I've educated you, go ahead and share to educate someone else.🙏😃

18/01/2024

RIP

Oyimba odziwika bwino m'dziko lino Katelele Ching'oma wamwalira.

Mchimwene wake wa oyimbayu, a Elvis Ching'oma, wauza Zodiak Online m'mawawu kuti oyimbayu wamwalira m'bandakucha wa lero ku chipatala cha Kamuzu Central ku Lilongwe atadwala nthenda yokhudza chiwindi.

Elvis yemwenso amajambula nyimbo za Katelele wati oyimbayu anamutumiza kuti akalandire thandizo ku chipatalachi kuchokera ku Dedza komwe amakhala.

Iye wati banja la Ching'oma lisowa ntchito za oyimbayu ponena kuti anachititsa kuti banja la Ching'oma lidziwike kamba ka nyimbo zake zomwe a Malawi ambiri amazikonda.

(by Alfred Guta - Nsanje: 01/18/2024)

18/01/2024

Meat challenge let's go!

13/01/2024

Sometimes, I wonder why we, men, find it so easy to sleep with someone's wife but find it hard to accept it when our woman sleeps with someone else.

What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.
But both acts are very very wrong.
Don't don't it with anyone else apart from your partner. You had time to fúck around when you were single. After all, the feeling is just the same when you reach or**sm.
🙏
Class dismissed 🥂

06/01/2024

Fada🔥🔥

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas 🎅 to you all let's cerebrate together

27/11/2023

02/11/2023

Get it #

31/10/2023

I need a relation plane these ships are sinking too much