18/04/2025
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0. Ladies enjoy s*x 300 more times than men and If a man feels it he dies right away.
1. Mzimu wa munthu umalemera 0.34kgs.
2. The earth is spinning faster than before.
3. Maloto angatalike chotani palibe amene angalote kopitilira 3 seconds ndipo ngati zingatero umafela kutulo.
4. Mulungu anaika ma s*xual feelings dala kuti tizikakamizika kupanga s*x kuti tizichulukana or otherwise bwenzi ambiri asakupanga nde bwenzi dzikoli tilimo ochepa.
5. Nkhuku imaona black and white.
6. 99.9% ya anthu omwe amazipha akamamwalira they regret ndipo amafuna kuzipulumutsa koma zimakanika chifukwa amakhala mphamvu alibe.
7. Njuchi zonse kufa lero, ikamatha three years dzikoli likhala lopanda oxygen ndipo anthu tingafenso.
8. Anthu ambiri okonda kuwerenga mabukhu samasamalira tsitsi lawo.
9. 10 years from now people will stop using banknotes only mobile transactions.
10. Munthu yemwe anamwalira 200 years ago kudzuka lero amwaliranso akapuma mpweya walerowu chifukwa it’s polluted koma ife tinazolowera.
