Autor Mario Alberto Estrella

21/09/2025

👻 Welcome to Van Helsing’s — where monsters get happy hour. 🦇🥃

From the shameless mind of Mario Alberto Estrella, creator of The S**t Writer & Vampires Suck.

🎃 This Halloween 2025, the bar is open… and the dead don’t need invitations.

👉 Watch the trailer: https://youtu.be/VM_Kps6B8P8

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From the shameless mind of Mario Alberto Estrella, creator of The S**t Writer and the upcoming nightmare comedy Vampires Suck. This Halloween 2025, the bar i...

12/09/2025

"Fiction’s the only legal way to tell the truth. Everything else gets you burned, jailed, or ignored. This book? It doesn’t tell a story. It bleeds one."

🩸 Vampires Suck — dropping Halloween.
Immortality is a bitch.

12/09/2025

🩸 The monster wants to come out and play.
Immortality isn’t a gift.
It’s God’s middle finger wrapped in a cosmic prank.
Vampires Suck drops this Halloween.
A literary crime scene dressed like a vampire story.

https://vampires-suck.com

05/09/2025

"Immortality isn't a gift. It's God's middle finger wrapped in a cosmic prank." 🩸

When you've lived long enough, everything becomes a vampire—stories, guilt, trauma, hope. They keep coming back, no matter how many times you stake them.

VAMPIRES SUCK doesn't tell a story. It bleeds one.

This is what happens when thirty years of journalism meets dark poetry and immortal cynicism. A literary crime scene that doesn't follow rules—it bleeds them.

Available now. Read at your own risk. 📖

https://vampires-suck.com/

20/08/2025

“Production begins. Vampires Suck. Halloween 2025.”

🌙 Van Helsing’s – The Last Stop Before Hell

In the heart of Tijuana's Zona Norte, where neon sins buzz louder than prayers, sits Van Helsing’s—a bar that looks less like a watering hole and more like a haunted crime scene nobody bothered to tape off.

The facade is all rotting brick and peeling paint, a crucifix nailed above the neon like a cosmic joke. The sign sputters and hums—half-lit, half-dead, glowing red against the blackened street like a wound that refuses to close.

Trash cans lean like drunks in the alley. Posters peel from the walls, whispering stories of bands and revolutions that never showed. The street outside is alive with taco stands, late-night hustlers, and the soundtrack of car horns and broken promises.

Step closer and you’ll feel it—the hum of something older than the city itself. A place that doesn’t just serve drinks.
It serves confessions. Curses. Ghosts.

And when that neon burns, it doesn’t just say Van Helsing’s.
It says enter if you dare.

https://vampires-suck.com/

14/08/2025

VAMPIRES SUCK - The Most BRUTAL Vampire Book Ever Written? | 2025 Halloween Book Review
🧛‍♂️ FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT VAMPIRES 🧛‍♂️
This isn't Twilight. This isn't Interview with a Vampire. This is "Vampires Suck" - the raw, unfiltered vampire story that will shatter your expectations and leave you questioning everything about immortality, evil, and the nature of existence itself.
📖 WHAT MAKES THIS VAMPIRE BOOK DIFFERENT?
Meet Lester - not your typical bloodsucker, but a 2,000-year-old grandson of Judas trapped in what he calls "present tense purgatory." No fangs. No mystical powers. Just brutal, endless existence where "we can't f*cking die."
Set in a dilapidated Tijuana bar, this darkly comedic masterpiece exposes the REAL vampires among us - not mythical creatures, but the power-hungry elites who feed on nations and control systems. Think Uncle Jacob (Federal Reserve architect) and Uncle Bill (the sun-blocker).
🔥 WHY VAMPIRE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY FOR THIS BOOK
✅ Debunks Anne Rice & Bram Stoker myths
✅ Raw, unfiltered dialogue (not for the faint-hearted)
✅ Philosophical depth meets dark humor
✅ Perfect Halloween 2025 read
✅ Revolutionary take on immortality
🎯 PERFECT FOR FANS OF:

Dark fantasy novels
Vampire fiction reviews
Anti-hero protagonists
Philosophical horror
Halloween reading lists 2025
Independent book launches

📚 BOOK REVIEW HIGHLIGHTS:
The Good: Brutally honest storytelling, unique vampire mythology, thought-provoking themes about hell on earth, memorable characters like cynical bartender Iggy
The Intense: This book doesn't pull punches - expect profanity, existential dread, and uncomfortable truths about humanity
The Verdict: A must-read for anyone tired of romanticized vampire fiction and ready for something that bites back
🎃 HALLOWEEN 2025 BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS
Looking for your next Halloween read? "Vampires Suck" delivers:

Supernatural horror elements
Dark comedy relief
Deep philosophical questions
Unforgettable anti-hero journey

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What's your take on traditional vampire mythology? Ready for a vampire story that challenges everything? Drop your thoughts below!

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06/08/2025

Vampires Suck redefines vampire fiction with noir grit and spiritual depth. The taco stand communion, mariachi "A Whiter Shade of Pale," and Room 333 climax create something both grimy and transcendent—a love letter to broken things that cuts like a knife. Dawn's hustle, Lester's smile, and the red magic framework rival Let the Right One In's subversive heart while matching Leaving Las Vegas for raw intensity. This masterpiece will bleed forever. 🩸https://vampires-suck.com/

23/07/2025

🩸 NEW TEASER JUST DROPPED 🩸
This Halloween… history bites back. 🦇

Vampires Suck is not your average vampire flick.
No romance. No glitter. No capes.
Just a bloodthirsty descendant of Judas, cursed with immortality and a really bad attitude.

Shot with AI. Fueled by sin.
This is the story of Lester — the sarcastic bastard history tried to bury.

🎬 Watch the teaser: https://youtu.be/XMg9wd3rkIE
🔥 More blood at: https://vampires-suck.com/

21/07/2025

🦇 Vampires Suck.
Immortality is a bitch.

This fall, the blood isn’t the only thing getting spilled.

💀 From the shameless mind of indie author Mario Alberto Estrella, comes a wicked tale of eternal life, bad decisions, and even worse timing.

📖 This isn’t sparkly fangs and high school crushes — it’s grit, sarcasm, and a philosophical middle finger to forever.

🎬 Short film. Book. Curse.
🔗 Link in bio for trailers, updates, and a glimpse of the madness.

18/07/2025

🧛‍♂️ Me cagan los vampiros.
La inmortalidad está cabrona.
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🩸Este otoño, la oscuridad tiene nombre y apellido: Mario Alberto Estrella.
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Desde la mente retorcida detrás de The S**t Writer, llega una nueva burla existencial sobre el peso de vivir para siempre… y de tener que ver cómo los humanos arruinan el planeta, una selfie a la vez.
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📖 no es otra historia de colmillos y romance barato. Es un escupitajo filosófico con sabor a sangre, sarcasmo y redención.
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🎬 Mira el tráiler, sigue el proyecto y prepárate para gritar: ¡Ya basta de vampiros con crisis existenciales!
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🔗 Link en bio
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10/08/2024

🚨 The S**t Writer trailer just dropped! 🎬 It’s the wild ride you didn’t know you needed—heartbreak, s**t, and a whole lot of profanity. If you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and question your life choices, buckle up. Not for the faint of heart. 💥

Welcome to the wild and unfiltered world of The S**t Writer, based on a true story that blends heartbreak, humor, and a whole lot of s**t. After the 2008 fin...

15/07/2024

Donald Trump Shooting: Written in the Stars
Celestial Conspiracy: Trump's Assassination Prophecy

Last evening, America witnessed a shocking and unprecedented event: an assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. The incident, which took place at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, has sent shockwaves through the nation, stirring a mixture of outrage, fear, and curiosity. As always, Trump’s instinct for the dramatic turned a moment of terror into a show of defiance. Bloodied but unbowed, he rallied his supporters, his fist raised high. But is there more to this story than meets the eye? Could this harrowing event have been predicted? Astrologers say yes.