Ndeshi & Jakes

Ndeshi & Jakes Ndeshi and Jakes is a cartoon strip that humorously explores everyday life, relationships, and social issues in urban Namibia.

APARTMENT FOR SALE / OKAHANDJAThis cozy, well-maintained apartment in Okahandja offers comfort, convenience, and excelle...
16/07/2025

APARTMENT FOR SALE / OKAHANDJA

This cozy, well-maintained apartment in Okahandja offers comfort, convenience, and excellent value.

KEY FEATURES:

2 Bedrooms with Built-in Cupboards (BIC)
Full Bathroom
Modern Kitchen with Built-in Cupboards and Built-in Stove (BIS)
Lounge
Barbecue Area

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Shadenet Carport
Motorized Gate
Electric Fence

PRICE: N$499,000
VALUATION: N$620,000
A structured RENT-TO-OWN option may be considered for qualified buyers.

For viewings or more information:
Email: [email protected]

The value of a property or company shares isn’t set by a magic number pulled from the sky — it’s determined by the marke...
09/07/2025

The value of a property or company shares isn’t set by a magic number pulled from the sky — it’s determined by the market. Things like job availability, interest rates, crime rates, and how many other properties are up for grabs all quietly conspire behind the scenes to decide what your house is worth.

But when it comes to company stocks, it’s a slightly different game. While profits, assets, and actual performance matter (in theory), public reputation often takes the driver’s seat. A company could be selling bottled air from the back of a rusty truck, but if the public loves it, the stock might soar. Meanwhile, a business solving world hunger might flop if it’s got bad PR.

Rude rat
08/07/2025

Rude rat

Medical aid
08/07/2025

Medical aid

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a conversation with people so intellectually deprived that the safest strategy i...
09/06/2025

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a conversation with people so intellectually deprived that the safest strategy is to just smile, nod, and let them enjoy the sound of their own ignorance? Take my advice — never try to correct them. It’s not worth the effort or the potential injuries. You might survive the stupidity, but you won’t survive the fists of the stupid.

I recently had the misfortune of dealing with a civil servant so catastrophically dim, I actually started doubting my own sanity. While I was explaining my problem, she somehow managed to insult me — as if her complete lack of understanding was a character flaw in me. It was like watching someone trip over their own shadow and then blame the sun.

You know that old saying, "Don't argue with a fool, because from a distance no one can tell who’s who"? It needs an upgrade. It should be: "Never attempt a logical discussion with someone whose brain is purely decorative." Because if you try, you’ll only end up frustrated, outnumbered, and possibly concussed.

Buzzkill Prophet of Doom
06/06/2025

Buzzkill Prophet of Doom

"As a young lad, my older female cousins played a crucial role in teaching me a thing or two about how to properly handl...
05/06/2025

"As a young lad, my older female cousins played a crucial role in teaching me a thing or two about how to properly handle a lady. Even now, I still get the occasional bit of 'advice' from them — whether I've asked for it or not," he said with a smirk.

Dividend!?
03/06/2025

Dividend!?

Truth and Logic
30/05/2025

Truth and Logic

Funny guy.
23/05/2025

Funny guy.

"A silly woman will believe big promises made by a naked man." He won’t tell you he’s married — instead, he’ll act like ...
21/05/2025

"A silly woman will believe big promises made by a naked man." He won’t tell you he’s married — instead, he’ll act like he’s single and free. He’ll brag about his wealth and success, turning small stories into big lies.

My job is to teach you about the effects of alcohol on your body. I make a little money doing it. And no, I'm not a hypo...
20/05/2025

My job is to teach you about the effects of alcohol on your body. I make a little money doing it. And no, I'm not a hypocrite just because I occasionally get drunk. A hypocrite is a preacher who sells drugs after Sunday service. Me? I just get paid to explain why your liver hates you.

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