Ndeshi & Jakes

Ndeshi & Jakes Ndeshi and Jakes is a cartoon strip that humorously explores everyday life, relationships, and social issues in urban Namibia.

Meme Kandeshi is something else! She goes to get her reading glasses and comes back with two full glasses of wine. Appar...
20/10/2025

Meme Kandeshi is something else! She goes to get her reading glasses and comes back with two full glasses of wine. Apparently, that’s how she reads now...one sip at a time. Poor Jakes just sat there in shock, realizing literacy has never looked so tipsy!

Let’s be honest, most men and women dream of having more than one partner. The evidence? Just look at the statistics on ...
11/10/2025

Let’s be honest, most men and women dream of having more than one partner. The evidence? Just look at the statistics on STDs! Imagine every afternoon surrounded by all your partners, each giving you attention like you’re the main character. Now that’s what some people call living the dream.

Aaaaaaaah!
09/10/2025

Aaaaaaaah!

What even is a soulmate, really? A perfect match? The one and only? The ‘I can’t live without you’ person? Or my persona...
08/10/2025

What even is a soulmate, really? A perfect match? The one and only? The ‘I can’t live without you’ person? Or my personal favorite...‘the love of my life.’ Please. You’d have to be at least mildly delusional (and possibly running on no sleep and too many romantic movies) to believe any of that nonsense.

Do I look stupid?
01/10/2025

Do I look stupid?

I know your boyfriend is a teacher, but calling him an intellectual is like calling instant noodles gourmet cuisine. He’...
29/09/2025

I know your boyfriend is a teacher, but calling him an intellectual is like calling instant noodles gourmet cuisine. He’s as fake as a Louis Vuitton bag from a back-alley stall in China. Annoying too, like the president of Botswana throwing around dictionary words, thinking it makes him wise. Newsflash...parroting big words doesn’t make you a genius, it just makes you a clown who swallowed a thesaurus.

Never underestimate your opponent. Prepare, practice, and keep distractions at bay. Find mentors with experience, people...
26/09/2025

Never underestimate your opponent. Prepare, practice, and keep distractions at bay. Find mentors with experience, people who can guide you, sharpen your skills, and put you on the winning side.

For example, let’s say you want to enjoy two tots of whisky on the rocks. You need to know exactly what to eat before you start sipping. Otherwise, it’s not whisky on ice you’ll be having...it’s you on the floor. That’s where a mentor comes in. Ask Jakes to coach you, and I promise, you’ll never blackout… at least not by accident!

💔
23/09/2025

💔

Smartphone
18/09/2025

Smartphone

A capitalist invests capital where there is a reasonable expectation of strong returns. When the safety of that capital ...
12/09/2025

A capitalist invests capital where there is a reasonable expectation of strong returns. When the safety of that capital or the stability of those returns is threatened, it is prudent to withdraw and redirect the investment to a more secure environment. This principle applies across neighbourhoods, regions, and entire countries. Persistent labour strikes, low productivity, political instability, or high crime rates can undermine profitability and confidence, often compelling investors to relocate their operations or close their businesses altogether. Ultimately, capital seeks stability, efficiency, and growth, and it will always flow towards environments that minimise risk while maximising opportunity.

Zero accountability
12/09/2025

Zero accountability

To think is human, to compute is artificial, to be still is wisdom.
08/09/2025

To think is human, to compute is artificial, to be still is wisdom.

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