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08/07/2024

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15/06/2024

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08/06/2024

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So I was at my fiance's parents house earlier today for a formal introduction and official knocking on the door. And I had gone alone.

Upon my arrival, I met her father, and after a brief discussion with him, I made known my reason for coming.

ME: (Clears throat) So sir, actually I found a ripe apple in your garden and I have come to pluck it...

FATHER: (Smiles broadly and nods) You're welcome, my son... But who is this ripe apple that you have come for? You know I have seven daughters...

ME: (Trying to remember her name)

FATHER: Is it Oluchi?

ME: Which of them is Oluchi?

FATHER: The fair tall one...

ME: God forbid!... That one too get bad character abeg.

FATHER: Ah! Okay, is it Nneka? The chubby one..

ME: I dey craze? that one wey short come round like ball...

FATHER: Hmmm! Okay, is it Amaka? the dark slim one...

ME: Ha!! No o... Amaka wey sabi p!ss for bed? Person wey dey p!ss till daybreak.

FATHER: (Surprised) Wonderful! Mr Nnamdi, how come you know them so well?

ME: It's a long story, sir... But the person I came for is ehmmm (Trying to recall her name again)

FATHER: Okay, I think it's Oluebube... Oluebube, the b***y one...

ME: Oga, I take God beg you, no even go there! Oluebube wey be like man? everywhere for her body just strong like rock... Nyash be like hammer! Wait, that her nyash sef, she dey use am break palm kernel?

FATHER:😲😲😲😲

23/04/2024

Congratulations to those who matriculated 👏🎉🎊

11/09/2023

HOW TO START PLANTAIN CHIPS BUSINESS

You can start plantain chips business from the comfort of your home. This is the season of plantain and it's highly profitable business, it’s not difficult and anyone can do it .

Go to plantain market with #4000.
buy 1bunch #1500
Vegetable oil a bottle #1000 can fry a bunch, just put the oil in medium frying pan
Sachet of salt #100
Sachet of sugar #300
Nylons for package 100 pieces for #250.
You can package it with ur business name and supply to shops, supermarkets, schools, malls etc .

Start something today, don't rely on anyone for financial sustainability. Get empowered. Don’t be a liability, start something with the little you have and grow it.

INGREDIENTS:
👉Ripe or unripe plantains
👉Vegetable oil
👉Salt
Sugar
Optional ingredients:
👉Ginger, Garlic, Powdered pepper

HOW TO PREPARE YOUR CHIPS:
👉STEP1: Wash plantains. Peel them and slice into very thin circles.

👉STEP2: Place all the slices into water until you finish. This way you can maintain
STEP3: When you are done slicing it ,dry out those ones you are about to fry
STEP4: Add salt, sugar and shake well
STEP5: Place your frying pan on fire,add the vegetable oil,after that add onion for nice aroma
STEP6: Start putting the plantain one by one inside oil and allow to fry.

If you need more explanation on it,you can chat me up
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Wishing you Fantastic week.

03/09/2023

"I never expected it": Viral hawker lays on floor, thanks Nigerians for support

A video shows the viral Aquafina water hawker lying on the floor following his life-changing transformation.

In a video, the boy fell to the ground to thank everyone who reposted his video, especially Tunde Ednut.

He said, "I don't know how to thank you, my life just changed before my eyes."

"This life don’t look down on anyone. Na just 2 seconds story take dey change. Always have a pure heart when you’re working, you no know who dey watch you", someone reacted.

03/09/2023

Why is it difficult for a single mom to get married or remarried but easy for a single father to get remarried?
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31/08/2023

Federal Polytechnic Nekede HND and ND form is still available

29/08/2023

16/08/2023

Requirements for Online Screening Fpno

Payments
Acceptance Fee
O'level verification
School Fees
TEDC
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Requirements
O'level Result
Local Government of Origin Certificate
Jamb Admission Letter (morning students only)
Jamb slip (morning students only)
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Testimonial/School Leaving certificate

HND
O'level Result
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IT Letter
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07/08/2023

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07/08/2023

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