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17/05/2024

This afternoon at Henry's house

Henry - This one wey you no go work today Barnabas, wetin sup?

Me - I be boss na, I don't need to go to work everyday sha.

Henry - Na true sha.. So should we play fifa?

Me - Sure, but light no dey na

Henry - I will switch on gen..

Sonia - (comes out of her room and sees me and immediately rushes inside).

Me - No be your sister be that?

Henry - Yeah.. She's shy...

Me - Shy?

Henry - You're her crush na..

Sonia - (from her room) Brother stop nau

Henry - If you see the way she doesn't let us rest because of you in this house. Barnabas can sing, Barnabas is cute, Barnabas is funny, Barnabas this, Barnabas that

Me - (smiles) It's cute sha...

Henry's mum - Sonia o, where are you? Come and check the plantain for me on fire

Henry - She won't come out as long as you're here.

Me - Tor

Henry - make I go on gen abeg (leaves)

Me - Sonia Sonia, don't be shy nau..

Sonia - (blushing in her room) Stop nah.. Go and meet my brother

Me - so that you can come out ba?

Sonia - (peeps at me) ohhh Barney nau...

Me - (laughing softly) Your mummy is wai...

Her mum - (walks into her room with her fathers belt) Sonia, you're deaf that I'm calling you? (begins to flog her with the belt)

Me -

17/05/2024

This evening at the stadium

Junior bro - (eating)

Me - the meat mummy gave you is big o

Jnr bro - Enh, but your eyes is bigger than your stomach. You must beg everything

Me - I'm not begging you, I'm just telling you it is big.

Jnr bro - Oya lie that you don't want to beg my meat bro Barnabas, lie

Me -

Jnr bro - Lie na, shebi you said you don't use to lie, Oya talk.

Me - I didn't want to beg you. I was going to ask you to cut for me because your own is big

Jnr bro - I'm not cutting for you and for the record, that is still begging.

Me - Tor..

Jnr bro - Ahhh, this one you said tor.. Oya let me cut for you o before you will do me wickedness

Me - Really?

Jnr bro - Enh na. It is someone that doesn't know you that will still be mean to you after you say tor. So I have decided to surrender

Me - (smiles)

Jnr bro - Oya take the meat and cut it..

Me - No, you cut it and give me

Jnr bro - If I touch the meat, my hand will be oily and I'd be tempted to eat the meat before I finish my food.

Me - Okay.. (picks the meat from his plate)

Jnr bro - Don't cheat me o, you know it is my meat, dont use your mouth to cut it, I don't want your spit on it.

Me - Ahh

Jnr bro - Use your hand and C..

Me - (cuts it in two with my hand)

Jnr bro - Good, see the oil is about to drop on you, put it on my plate ba...

Me - (use my tongue to lick the two meat)

Jnr bro -

17/05/2024