04/05/2017
A female class teacher was having a
problem
with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in
Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in
Primary
4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the
boy
to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with
some
questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the
boy to
Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own
questions
and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I
have
only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I
don't
have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with
T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin,
whitish
liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes
out
soft and sticky?
*The principal's eyes opened really wide,
but
before he could stop the answer, the boy
was
taking charge*
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You
tie
me down to get me up, I get wet before you
do.
Boy: Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me
when you are bored. The best man always
has
me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm
not
well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel
good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I
come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a
'K'
and if you don't get it, you've to use your
hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's
longer
in some men than others, the Pope doesn't
use
his and a man gives it to his wife after
marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekeme!!.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone
but
has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin
and
is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed
a
sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to then university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"..