25/08/2025
Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨
A young Nigerian lady has cried out, demanding the arrest of Gehgeh, claiming he has ruined her relationship. According to her, ever since her boyfriend started attending Gehgeh University, he has stopped giving her allowance. 😭🤦
Meanwhile, here are some hot takes from today’s morning lecture:
1️⃣ The person you’re bragging about as your “serious partner” might just be somebody else’s weekend fling. 💔
2️⃣ Anytime you post your babe, just know there are guys somewhere laughing because they’ve been there before. 😂
3️⃣ Any girl who says, “Just because I broke up with him doesn’t make us enemies” … is still sneaking back to him. 🚩
4️⃣ Many ladies forget all the good you did, but the day you can’t provide again, that’s the day they remember. 😢
5️⃣ When another guy is with your babe, he no dey pity you oh! He’ll give her premium service because he knows she might not come back tomorrow. 🔥
6️⃣ Never think your babe can’t live without you. If you drop today, in less than one month, she’s already with someone else — except your mother. Mama no get replacement. 🙏
7️⃣ Send your mother ₦20k and she’ll bless you for life. Send the same to your babe and she’ll still say, “It’s not enough.” 😅
8️⃣ Somebody somewhere is already tired of your babe. Anytime her call enters, he sighs in frustration. 📞😆
Moral of the story: Class resumes again at 4PM sharp. Don’t miss it. 🎓🔥
