26/01/2024
😂 😂 Laugh well well 😂 😂
1. I sent friend request to my neighbour. 7 minutes later, she came to my house and said :
"I accept. I agree"🤣
2. Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of Moving when person never sit o😔
One girl nearly put her two bréàsts in my mouth in the bus this morning....
I just manage kíss the ni**le twice 😂🤣
3. So you mean, after feeding people for free on my wedding day, I go still dance for them ?😒🙄
4. So if I get Married to a Virgin🙄, Will I still be the one to Teach Her how to Say, "Hmmm, Oh Yeah Bàby, Harder Harder, Hmm🤦🏽♂️🙄
I don't think I have such time to Waste😒
I Go In Peace🏃
5. My brother, Some ladies are siñgle but their prívate part is in serious relationships 😒🙄
6. When a guy is fully in love, he can apologise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sorry for the earthquake in Pakistan 😂🚶🏼♂️
7. Dating ur neighbor isn't cool at all ....
You'll be receiving messages like "Baby what's wrong...I saw your mum slapping you"🤦🏽♀️😒
8. If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about "bride price."
Just send her parents "data bundles."😂
9. If she visits with a toothbrush, she's sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with pañt, sponge, pad, detol....
My brother, go and borrow money and buy food stuffs, you don marry be that.🙊🙆
10. Pastor : let's pray for 2mins 😕
4hrs later
Pastor : say my fada my fada 😢
Me : ur fada ur fada 😒🖐️🙄
11. So nowadays women don't moàn during s3x🍆💦coz they fear calling names of more than 10 boyfriends🤤👌🤞
12. Not every boys in a relationship because of sëx👌, all we need is Love❤️....
Before I forget we also need sêx🤤🚶🏼♂️
13. Dating a slim girl is cool not until u remove her clothes and discover that she is using office pin to hold her pañt 😕🤣
14. I think I will stop here 🙏
