29/04/2025
Sweetie jokes is here π€£π€£π€£π€£π€π€ππ
1. It is only in Nigeria that you will drive someone to the airport and the person will get to London before you get home cos of traffic.πΉπ€·π€·ππππππππ
2. Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall because if they leave her hand she will start shopping..it looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC.πΉππππππππ
3. Lagos is scary. You open your door to let a fly out and in comes 6 mosquitoes, 2 cockroaches, 1 rat and 2 Jehovah witnesses.π€·π€·π
4. When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name Good day βMiss queenzy coded bae".My sister just pack your CV and run.π€£πππππππππππππ
5. Short people are the reason we don't see money on the floor again 'coz they are close to the floor.πΉπΉππππππππ
6. It won't be long b4 ladies start swallowing magnets just to be attractive.ππππ
7. Be Careful not to date or marry a girl dumped by a yahoo boy,. Some of them no complete again o Don't ask me how pls.π€·
8. That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero. My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.ππ€£ππππ
9. A little boy asked his father, βDaddy, how much does it cost to get married?β* Father replied, βI donβt know son, Iβm still paying.ππ
10. Because of some of you, I can't upload a pix I snapped with my mum.
Because some of you will start commenting 'Nice Couple'.ππ
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11. Sometimes, It is good to have 2-3
Girlfriends.
In case thunder fires one,
You won't be stranded.ππ
12. My drunk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreed locks.... fada lord.......ππππ.