03/10/2024
JUST TRY AND KEEP LAUGHING π€²ππππ
1) Nkechi, Please Marry a man who is older than You, So that by the time you are losing your Beauty, he is also losing his eyesight π₯π€πππ
2) My Brother, Most Times you'll Complain that Women don't like You because You're BrΓ²ke; ππ
Please tell yourself the Truth, Did you also Like yourself as you're Broke?, no no no Say the Truth, did You???
My Brother, try Hustle πππππ
3) Beggars don dey Get Pride These days ooo πππ
I Gave one Beggar #100, he looked at the #100, laughed and said:
"What do you take Me For?... A Cheap Beggar??" π³π³ππππππ
4) NKECHI: Joshua, My Darling, The Man after Nkechi's heart, my Ring, My Diamo.....
ME: This one you're saying all this Sweet Sweet things,... Tapswap hasn't Listed oo, I don't have mΓ²ney ππππ
5) The PΓ£nts That the Native DΓ²ctors usually Collect from those YahΕo Boys when they wants to do RituaI, what do they use it For???
Think About it when you're Less busy π₯ππππ
6) Imagine Keeping your vΔ«rginity for 23 Years, and you lost it During TRUTH AND DARE π§πππ
7) I'm the One telling You How I escaped From Accident, You're the One saying...: "I'm Telling you"
Oya naaa, Tell me How you treated the Bruises from the Accident ππππ
8) If you Notice Arm RΓ³bbers don't usually Ask for money when they Come to Rob in houses again...;
They'll first of all ask you to Warm Eba and Black soup
Na Person wey Dey Alive dey Rob ππππ
9) Bag Of Rice ==> #110,000
Bag Of Tomatoes #48,000
Bag of Beans #67,000
Person wey dey don dΔ«e No know wetin God Do For Am ππππππ
10) Just this Evening, I was Alone, Thinking of my Next Moves and steps I want to Achieve this Month....
Someone knocked, I opened the door, and he was a very Very responsible Man with his Glittering Wristwatch and Shoes... He said he was a Motivational Speaker and would like to advise and encourage meπππ₯Ί
"Joshua, you just need to be strong and know that God has Better plans for