05/07/2025
My 5-Month-Old Ariel and Her Vigil Sleepy Saga 😂😂
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Oya, make una gather round for dis hot gist o! Last night, me and my 5-month-old baby gal, Ariel, waka go vigil. Dis my smallie, ehn, she be like say she get PhD in "I no go sleep" matter. I tell am, "Ariel, we dey go meet Jesus tonight, no dull!" She just dey look me with those her big eyes, like say she dey say, "Daddy, I be vigil champion, watch me!" 😅We land for church, me carry my Bible, water bottle, and Ariel wey dey form like she go sing pass choir. Omo, first 30 minutes, my baby gal na star! She dey kick leg, dey do like say she wan lead worship. I dey feel like proud father, think say na me born David the Psalmist reincarnation. 😎But e no reach one hour, wetin happen? 😳 My Ariel don switch to "Sleep Mode Pro Max"! She curl up for my arm, dey snore like small generator wey dem just service. 😂 Chai, the way her mouth dey do small "o" ehn, you go think say she dey dream of milk buffet! I tap am small, she just frown, like say I disturb her VIP meeting with angel Gabriel. 😆By 2 a.m., this my baby don turn full-time vigil sleeper! She no even shake body when choir dey blast "Hallelujah." Me sef just weak, I say, "Ariel, na so you promise Jesus say you go stay awake?" 😭 Even usher wey pass near us dey smile, like say him know say this pikin don go nighty-night service for dreamland.Moral of the gist: No let 5-month-old promise you vigil vibes o, dem go betray you with sleep! 😂 Next time, I go carry her teething toy make she chew keep herself busy. Who else get funny baby vigil gist? Drop am for comment make we laugh die! 🚨😂😂
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