El Haji

14/11/2024

December No Be Deadline For Achievements oooo
Abeg No Go Steal My Phone Abeg
😂😂

14/11/2024

Where do you stop

I sha no say that no 9 na me

😂😂😂

14/11/2024

You are hungry and Ur neighbors chicken is still breathing

Must I teach u everything ?

09/11/2024

Normally no place like home ooo

But if I see something wey go carry me go Canada

I no De come back oooo

09/11/2024

09/11/2024

Okay na 😂

27/10/2024

Wetin be this 😂😂

10/03/2024

Wait

Did I do anything wrong??

😂😂

19/12/2023

Girls wey no get money dey insult boys wey no get money.
Where is the UNITY?

You guys need to come together as one.

Unite and stop all these.

12/10/2023

You fit lost for Abuja

The Abuja roads trend is very amusing.

Because if you get car, you go lost, if you no get car, you go still lost.

You ask too much question you go lost more.

Airport Road is Lugbe, Airport Junction is in Jabi by Life Camp, you get flight and you go stop for Airport junction 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣, I laugh in Hebrew na GUO night bus you go enter las las.

You enter bus because you hear Galadima and na Galadimawa you dey go, my dear you haff lost

You wan go buy something for jahi and you land yourself for jabi 😂 safe journey my dear

Them tell you say make you come Gwagwa, you begin go Gwagwalada, Adieu my dear👋

You find yourself for Wuye and your interview nah for Wuse, my dear return to LinkedIn jobs and start applying again.🤣🤣🤣

You dey go Idu magically find yourself for Idoo, hope you haff strength 💪

You think Area 1 to Area 11 dey in order bah? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you will trek. 😭

Zone 1 to Zone 7? Better enter Bolt ooo

You dey go Apo dem carry you go Aco? Na tomorrow you go reach house

You wan see craze, Assume that Wuse 2 and Wuse Zone 2 na the same place or Katampe in Mpape and Katampe in Kubwa express na same place...kikikikik, I laugh in Hindu!! 😂

City Gate na where Abuja start, the other places na FCT, don't be deceived.

There's Berger in Berger and Berger in Lugbe.

There's Police Signboard in Lugbe and Police Signboard in Dutse. Know there is Dutse in Wuse, and remember that Wuse and Wuye has no business.

My dear, download Uber/Rida/Bolt.

You are driving and you miss a bridge, Hehehehehehe welcome to Nasarawa.

You are driving and you take the wrong flyover, Niger State appreciates your presence mai dear.

The only thing that you can count on here is ur Power bank and Airtime 😂🤣😂

Welcome to Abuja mai dear.

N.B: Abuja Citizens should respect their selves here oooo

😅😅😅😅😅😅

12/09/2023

When you try to enter a Nigerian woman's heart without money
😂😂

31/08/2023

You no like hotel
I no like eatery
How we wan take see
Ehhn fine girl??