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08/05/2024

Human mosquito 🤣🤣

06/05/2024

A Lady had a pet snake that she loved very much. The snake was about 7 ft long and one day it just stopped eating. After several weeks of trying everything the lady still couldn't get the snake to eat. The woman took the snake to the vet and explained her situation. The vet replies "I see ..has your snake been sleeping with you at night or snuggling real close and stretching himself out?" The woman said "Yes. Everyday and it makes me so sad that I can't help him feel better." The vet says to the lady "Ma'am your snake is not sick. It has been preparing to eat you. He's been sizing you up everyday so he knows how big he has to be. He's not eating so he has enough room to digest you.

🐍Moral of the Story:
Recognize the snakes around you. Everyone’s intentions aren’t pure. Just because they seem close to you, doesn't mean their intentions aren't to devour you.
Some people aren’t PRAYING for you. they’re PREYING on you!!

06/05/2024

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04/05/2024

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted.

My friend got the job.🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

04/05/2024

17/04/2024

Ladies is the volume ok?🤣

10/03/2024

13 BEST ADVICES WHEN YOU GO FOR MARRIAGE ..

1. Don't Marry because of S*X

2. Don't Marry because u are getting OLD

3. Don't Marry because u are of AGE

4. Don't Marry because u are LONELY

5. Don't Marry because u need someone to support you FINANCIALLY

6. Don't Marry because u got PREGNANT for him

7. Don't Marry because u don't want to LOSE the PERSON, Don't marry because of Family PRESSURES.

8. Don't Marry because u like the IDEA of MARRIAGE

9. Don't Marry because of PITY or out of PITY

10. Don't Marry because of TRIBE

11. Don't Marry because u admire WEDDING GOWNS you see,

12. Don't Marry because u love KIDS

12. Don't Marry because all your friends are getting MARRIED

13. Don't Marry because of Physical/ Academic Qualifications

Remember: Marry your best friend that have a pure heart and True love❤️ inclusive and to FULFILL DESTINY..
I pray to God 🙏 Almighty to give the best life partner to as many who truly desire to marry the right person with best motives and bring you to achieve your dreams, happiness and successful marriage life..God bless us all..

02/03/2024

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23/02/2024

Your children shall know no sorrow. immediately you like and follow.