15/01/2017
JOKE OF THE DAY
A woman told her husband that she was going over to her friend’s place because her friend has taken ill. Her husband quickly granted her the permission because he was going to utilize her absent to go sleep with any pr******te he meets at his regular brothel since she never satisfies him in bed. On getting to the brothel bar by 10pm, he saw a lady in her mid-forties, with same physique as his wife and face fully covered with make-up. The following ensued between them.
Man: Hi sweetheart, can I please buy you a drink.
Lady: Yes handsome, you can do that inside my room.
ON ENTERING THE ROOM
Lady: Do you mind taking off your clothes
Man: No of course not, anything for you my sweetheart
DURING THE ACT
Man: OH my God, you are so good in this act. My wife has never given me this kind of satisfaction
Lady: How will I give you satisfaction when you do not pay me any money to get it.
Man: Shouts and gets up immediately, OMG! AM FINISHED