Coded comedy

19/12/2024

19/12/2024

I HAVE AN AVAILABILITY TRUCK NOW TO SALE OR RENT

05/12/2024

Pls guys mk una follow my page after doing that u send proof and drop ur number for appreciation even if na 1gb na something let's go

28/01/2024

JOKES AFTER JOKES 🤣🤣🤣

A man walked into a restaurant and shouted his order aggressively.
"Please give me 2 pieces of chicken 🍗 and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I eat others must eat too" . So the waiter served everybody their food.
After they finish eating , the man shouted again
"Give me one bottle of whiskey and give everyone here 1 bottle of brandy each because when I drink everyone must drink too".
The waiter severed everyone their drinks
Everybody in the restaurant were really happy
and started hailing him "jack the great" 😂

After the man have finish drinking, he shouted again, "give me my bill and give everyone here their bills too because when I pay my bills everyone must pay their bills too "😂😂😂😂😂

Well jack will be buried this coming Saturday hope u will attend as well 😂😂😂

KINDLY FOLLOW FOR MORE 👉lara bby 😘🥰

23/01/2024

Two guys rāp£d a princess👸 and when they were caūght and sent to
the king🤴, he ordered them to go and bring as many fruits as they can to bail themselves.🍇🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋😁

🧔The first guy went and returned with 15 mangoes🍋the king ordered his guards to
insert all the mangoes into his anūs🙆‍♂️so he would feel the same pain 😰as the princess👸. The guards did as they were
ordered and the guy scrēāmed🙀😫 and shøuted in paīn.😰😭

Moments later, he støpped screaming and Shøuting then started laughing.😂🤣

The guards then became surprised and
asked him 🗣️why he was laughing despite all the paīns. The guy pointed to the road 👉....🚶‍♂️and said🗣️"look at my friend Gõdy Blêss he brought 50 water melons🍉

The guards and king faīnted!!

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🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting ( that's encouragement) ❤️✅

Kindly follow 👉🏽 CEO mastermind

14/01/2024

Who no know me no know me ask who know me say who I be

14/01/2024

Men mount

14/01/2024

Men mount

01/01/2024

Please, read this carefully and take note of these points.

1. If you like someone and they are forming hard to get, please write out their name on a piece of paper, break the coconut, and soak the paper inside the coconut water. Mutter your intentions as it dissolves, then drink it.

The next day, ask them out; they'll be yours.

2. If you don't know how to cook any delicacy of your choice, get the required ingredients, put them all in a pot, break the coconut and pour the water into the pot, remove your footwear, and then start cooking. You'll be surprised at how mouth-watering the food will turn out.

3. If you're struggling with any carryover or a particular course is hard for you to pass, get a coconut, break it, mention the course and its lecturer five hundred and sixty-nine times, then drink the water. Please don't read after drinking it for effectiveness.

4. If you're broke and don't want to work or learn a skill, get a coconut, mention any amount you need for the day, circle the coconut over your head from the left nine hundred times, then break it on your head. This may cause you pain, but it's worth it. Trust me

5. If you want someone to give you m0ney, put the 🥥 water in your mouth, and spit on their face, smile for a minute and then they will ask for your account number.

This is 2024, and I'm bringing this to you free of charge.

Do all that and thank me later.

Okere Chukwuma Christian

01/01/2024

Laugh out sorrows
1 father : my son this one u are happy with ur report card is like u passed
2son: No father is that u will not pay for text book next term
3 father: oooh my son do u gain scholar ship
4: son: my teacher said I will be reseating class

31/12/2023

Peace is not the only way to make it u can also add trouble