KennyTunes

04/04/2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to transform you from a croaking frog to a celestial warbler! Forget those angelic wings; you'll be flapping your vocal cords instead!

HOW TO SING LIKE AN ANGEL (Without Actually Being One)

First things first, let's address the elephant in the room: no, eating fairy floss and rainbow sprinkles won't magically make you sound like a choir of cherubs. Sorry, Disney lied. 😭 But fear not, for I, KennyTunes (the hit makers and your able producer), have the REAL secrets!

BECOME A VOCAL SHAPESHIFTER!

* Forget being unique for a hot minute. We're going full-on identity theft! Wanna sound like an angel? Then steal the voices of EVERYONE! Opera singers? Yodelers? Heavy metal screamers? Yes, even them! Imagine yourself as a musical chameleon, hopping from genre to genre.

* Instead of just "listening" to Ed Sheeran, become Ed Sheeran! Grow a ginger beard (optional), mumble sweet nothings, and strum an imaginary guitar.

* WARNING: Don't try to imitate those crazy high notes without knowing what you're doing. You might end up sounding like a strangled cat, and nobody wants that. Sing smart, not like you're trying to win a screaming contest with a banshee.

EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD!

* Stop singing like you're reading a grocery list! Even if you're singing about your ex, who you'd happily launch into the sun, put some FEELING into it!

* Imagine your voice is a tiny emotional sponge, soaking up all the feels. Sad song? Cry a little (or a lot). Happy song? Dance like nobody's watching (even if they are).

* Singing without emotion is like marrying a cardboard cutout. Lifeless and disappointing.

ACCENT ACROBATICS!

* Your accent is like your vocal fingerprint. Don't be a one-trick pony! Start impersonating accents like a pro. American twang? British posh? Nigerian pidgin? Collect them all!

* Watch American movies until you can order a burger with a perfect American accent.

* Ever wondered why comedians sing well? They're accent ninjas! Be a ninja!

* Instrumental Shenanigans!

* Get yourself a musical sidekick! Guitar? Keyboard? Kazoo? Doesn't matter! It'll level up your singing game like a power-up in a video game.

* Don't be scared! Musical instruments aren't as scary as they look. They're just big, noisy toys!

* The Vocal Coach: Your Singing Sensei!

* YouTube and Google are great, but they won't hold your hand when you're hitting those high notes and sound like a dying walrus. You need a real-life singing sensei!

* Find a vocal coach, online or offline. They'll whip your voice into shape faster than a drill sergeant at a choir practice.

* And if you don't have one, just DM me! We'll unlock your inner diva (or divo) for the low, low price of #$

And remember, you can sing! Even if you sound like a rusty trombone, you can sing!

* Vocal Coaching: https://wa.me/2349039652710

* Songwriting Lessons: https://wa.me/2349039652710

* Musical Instruments: https://wa.me/2349039652710

You can call me KennyTunes, and I'm here to turn your vocal dreams into hilarious, heavenly realities!

02/01/2025

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03/12/2024

I'm Live @👇

A night of worship!

A night to think upon the goodness of God

A time to worship the Lord in songs

Join us by 6pm this Friday at Agapesprings Conference Centre, Oda Road

24/08/2024

I flew an aircraft today!😁

At the invitation of the Department Of Music, Ignatius Ajuru University, Port Harcourt, I arrived the garden city to receive an
ICON OF SACRED MUSIC AWARD for ...
The pilot announced before take-off that the flight would be bumpy.
August break is over and the rains are back, he explained.
If you know those pilots, you would know that he was nicely telling the passengers to brace up for a turbulent flight... and then, as usual, they'd end the announcement by telling you it's "nothing to worry about"... an assurance that comforts no one, really.
I don't like turbulence. Period.
No bumpy ride for me today, I decided.
I felt a nudge from within to change the pilot's report. The pilot's report was a fact, or, if you like, his report was scientifically true.
I knew a superior truth, however.
I could determine and have whatever I wanted.
Reclining a little on my seat and with a smile on my face, I said: " I call this flight smooothe and safe! No turbulence."
Between the pilot and me, let's see who would control this flight!
Let the game begin.
Takeoff was seamless.
As we made our way out of Lagos, ascending towards cruising altitude, it was obvious that the pilots report of a very cloudy weather was a fact.
The strikingly strange thing, however, was that the aircraft did not even nearly shake as we pierced through the clouds.
Indeed, even when the pilot turned on the seatbelt sign in anticipation of turbulence, I smiled and declared my report; "smooothe!"
The plane cut through the clouds like hot knife through butter. No shaking!
Smiling, I whispered to the Holy Spirit that I must publish this report. We were clearly in charge of the flight.
In a sense, I felt some pity for the pilot, wondering how he must have felt about his "wrong" calls.
Even the usual shaking during descent did not occur.
Smooothe!
As we touched down on the wet Port Harcourt tarmac, the Holy Spirit, my partner and the senior pilot said the most profound things to me.
As it is in flight control, so is it in the economy, in health and every aspect of life.
Do not line up with the doctor's report if it's not favorable. Change it.
Don't align your economy with Wall Street analysis. Apply the higher truth and enjoy abundance, even when the world says there's a casting down.

It's the wrongest time to be quiet. With your tongue, determine your experience. Shape your future.
Fly your life and control your future just as you did that airplane.

15/08/2024

I await the manifestation of Agapesprings camp meeting