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10/08/2023
I stole this perfume from a soldier this morning and  I have been trying to open it but I don't know how to, can someone...
31/07/2023

I stole this perfume from a soldier this morning and I have been trying to open it but I don't know how to, can someone teach me how 😌😞😞😞🙏🙏

 A 16th century painting showing the skinning alive of a corrupt judge, Sisamnes, in the year 500BC. Sisamnes was a corr...
08/07/2023



A 16th century painting showing the skinning alive of a corrupt judge, Sisamnes, in the year 500BC.
Sisamnes was a corrupt royal judge at the time of Cambyses ll in Persia.

It was discovered that he took a bribe in court and passed an unfair judgement. As a consequence the king ordered that he be arrested for his corruption and ordered that he be skinned alive. Before passing judgement the king asked Sisamnes who he wished to nominate as his successor. Sisamnes, in his greed, chose his son, Otanes.

The king agreed and appointed Otanes to replace his father. He subsequently passed judgement and ordered that Sisamnes removed skin should be used to upholster the seat on which the new judge would sit in court to remind him of the potential consequences of corruption.

Otanes, in his deliberations, was forced to always remember that he was always sitting on the skin of his executed father. This helped to ensure fairness and equity in all his hearings, deliberations and sentences.

Credited to Nah Militant

African music legend, Awilo Longomba, was bigger in Nigeria than most Nigerian musicians in the early 2000s! Facts💯 He w...
07/06/2023

African music legend, Awilo Longomba, was bigger in Nigeria than most Nigerian musicians in the early 2000s! Facts💯 He wasn't even as popular in DR Congo, his home country like he was in Nigeria at the time.

Man filled up 45,000 capacity National Stadium in Surulere, Nigeria in 2000.

No Artiste has been able to replicate this till date.

He also filled up 22,000 capacity Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium in Enugu, Nigeria.

Again, the legend filled up 30,000 capacity Jolly Nyame Stadium in Jalingo, Taraba State, Nigeria in 2003.

He was arguably the hottest artist in Nigeria then.

You left your husband because he was cheating.You have a kid or two.So you divorced because you were so pained. You left...
01/06/2023

You left your husband because he was cheating.

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left.

With the kids.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough.

To meet up with the growing economic demands, you find a wealthy man. He is rich. You dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong, independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done. So you're dating a wealthy married man.
You are now a side chic.

Then, you begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them.

You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why. Maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed, life to live.

It doesn't make sense still.

So you call the married man when he is home, and he hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts.

You think of your consolation.

At least you had a husband who was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now, but he is married again to a younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once a while. The new wife is in charge now...

You connect on old times. You even had s*x.

He leaves to his house to his wife. You're now dating two married men. Both of them are cheating on their wives.

And then you say life wasn't fair to you.

As bad as this may sound, it happens. It is the reality of our time.

Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.

Don't leave ur peaceful abode (marriage) because he cheats.

It rains every where.

Advice!!!✍🏼

You are a working class girl, you invite your fiance who is job hunting in Abuja to visit you in Lagos.He visits you on ...
06/04/2023

You are a working class girl, you invite your fiance who is job hunting in Abuja to visit you in Lagos.
He visits you on a Thursday.

Friday while closing from work, you decided to take home 150k u had from a deal in the office.

On Saturday u started looking for the 150k in your bag, nowhere to be found. In your car, zilch. Where on earth could money fly to? Ofcourse it must be fiance, nobody visited. So you tell him bluntly to return the money and he vehemently denies.

You guys exchange words during a heated argument and you call him names, a pauper who will forever remain po*or and ste*al and tell him to leave your house Sunday morning.

He does, seething with anger.

You called his sisters and told them, told your friends and his too.

Full of anger, you arrive office Monday morning and discover you left the money in the file cabinet!

What you gonna do?

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