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16/10/2024

๐Ÿšจ ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„ ๐–๐„ ๐†๐Ž! Thomas Tuchel has just agreed to become the new England manager ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

Former Chelsea and Bayern coach has agreed terms with the FAโ€ฆ as the contract as now being prepared.

Tuchel was high on Man United shortlist since Juneโ€ฆ but theyโ€™ve decided to continue with Erik ten Hag.

Lee Carsley will leave England job with Tuchel set to become the new head coach after talks in last 24h.

First approach was in July with Tuchel already openโ€ฆ agreement now set to be announced with statement.

Rate this appointment ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ! ๐Ÿ‘€โœจ

Nigeriaโ€™s Flamingos are soaring in their FIFA U17 Womenโ€™s World Cup opener! They dispatched New Zealand 4-1.
16/10/2024

Nigeriaโ€™s Flamingos are soaring in their FIFA U17 Womenโ€™s World Cup opener!

They dispatched New Zealand 4-1.

08/05/2024

Real Madrid

Joselu fell to the pitch in tears at full time after scoring two goals in less than five minutes to send Real Madrid to ...
08/05/2024

Joselu fell to the pitch in tears at full time after scoring two goals in less than five minutes to send Real Madrid to the Champions League.

His entire team ran to him to celebrate.

What a moment โค๏ธ

06/05/2024

Give away for any body that guess what this players are discussing

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐๐†๐’ ๐“๐Ž ๐“๐„๐‹๐‹ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐ƒ๐€๐”๐†๐‡๐“๐„๐‘ ๐”๐‘๐†๐„๐๐“๐‹๐˜1: Tell your daughter that Money has no gender. She can make money the way any M...
06/05/2024

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐๐†๐’ ๐“๐Ž ๐“๐„๐‹๐‹ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐ƒ๐€๐”๐†๐‡๐“๐„๐‘ ๐”๐‘๐†๐„๐๐“๐‹๐˜

1: Tell your daughter that Money has no gender. She can make money the way any Man can make it and even more.

2: Tell her to step into the FIELD, not the BED to make money. Money from the field comes with dignity, money from the Bed comes with STD.

3: Let your daughter know that she needs to trade her brain, not her private parts to make money.

4: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a rich man, but to work to become a rich girl.

5: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a Governor but to work to become the President

6: Train your daughter that the instrument of money making is under the Hat not under the skirt.

7: Train your Daughter never to Man-hunt but to focus her focus and she will become the focus of many Men.

8: Train your daughter that no man can love her like God, so she must never trade her relationship with God for a relationship with any Man.

9: Train your daughter that the internet never forgets or forgives, let her know that the foolish post she makes on the internet can depose her from her position tomorrow.

10: Tell your daughter that time waits for no man, if she wastes her time with a foolish man, she will wake up one day to discover that it is nighttime.

11: Tell your daughter that life gives back what you give into it, wickedness will be fully repaid.

12: Tell your daughter that beauty is not in exposing nakedness, it is dressing to look like a Queen

13: Tell your daughter that she is a princess and not a pr******te, tell her to dress to prove who she is.

14: Tell your daughter that it is a great wickedness to sleep with the husband of another Woman.

15: let her know that married men do not love her, they only see her as an available s*x toy to satisfy the animal in them

16: Let your daughter know that the best friend she can keep is God, He can not disappoint her.

Unlimited laughter ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†1. My neighbor's daughter just gave me SS1 maths to solvePlease make una pray for me o... I'm abou...
06/05/2024

Unlimited laughter ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

1. My neighbor's daughter just gave me SS1 maths to solve
Please make una pray for me o... I'm about to disgrace my school๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜

2. My plan this year is to be madly rich. I don dey mad small small, I dey feel am, na to rich remain ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

3. Someone can not out of joy tell another person that I have received alert ๐Ÿ˜, the next thing "find small thing for your guy nah" ๐Ÿ™„

4. I have problem of not sleeping if there's meat left in the pot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5. You suck precious own, next you went to suck Cynthia own, and you're saying Cynthia own tastes better... Can't you go to the market and buy your own Oranges ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Welcome to the Nigeria where restaurants display pictures of food they can't cook, make I no go talk about Barbing salon own, because the football pitch they drew on my brother's head still dey pain me๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜†

7. You're living in a house with giant dogs ๐Ÿ• and you're complaining that I don't visit you

I'm sorry dear, it's just that I don't want to meet God unexpectedly ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Our parents will be comparing us with our mates as if Bill gates and Dangote are not their mates... Mama and papa, we hear una๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

9. If relationship is not working for you, you look for other ships like entrepreneurship or workmanship. Even worship self and warship dey work, all ship na ship๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜†

10. "No I can't date a broke guy๐Ÿ™„", but you will be using your bathing soap till it reduces to the size of a memory card๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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