26/06/2025
There are some women aged 33 and above that, if you $leep with them, youâll be the one begging for a breakup.
Yes, my brother. That thing you think is just a simple âknack and goâ may end up becoming the beginning of your lifetime commitment â by force, not by choice.
You see, your own plan is simple. You just want to have fun, collect small cruise, enjoy the night, and disappear by morning.
But unknown to you, she has been on a serious spiritual assignment. Since crossover night on December 31st, she has been praying and fasting earnestly with one prayer point:
âLord, locate me with my husband this year.â
And guess what? Heaven received her petition â and unfortunately, your joystick is the one God decided to use as a sign. đ
The moment you sleep with her:
Sheâll spiritually tie your destiny with fried rice, soft chicken, and that chilled malt.
Sheâll start calling you âhubby miâ and begin posting your shadow, your belt, or your slippers on her WhatsApp status.
Before you even wake up, she has already cleaned your house, washed your singlet, rearranged your kitchen, and greeted your landlord like sheâs your wife already.
Next thing, youâll hear:
âBaby, I had a vision. God told me clearly â you are the one. Youâre my husband.â
You, that only came for cruise, now suddenly find yourself inside her family WhatsApp group as âour beloved in-law.â đ
If you try to run, sheâll hit you with:
âAfter everything Iâve done for you? My time, my body, my prayers â this is how you want to pay me back?â
And if by any mistake you get her pregnant? My brother, forget argument. Just wear your native wear and carry yourself to the pastor â because naming ceremony is already being planned.
See ehn, this is not an age-$haming matter. But the truth is, some women in their 30s are no longer playing. Theyâve done the hookĂ»ps, the flings, the trials â now theyâre on a divine mission. Once they meet a man with sense and a working joystick, they switch into full wife mode.
So if you know youâre not ready for âtill dâŹath do us part,â think twice before you dive in.
S1eep!ng with some 33+ women is not a one-night stand â itâs a covenant.
Pipe at your own r!sk. Some of them donât do one-night stands anymore â they do one-night-stand-to-altar! đđ.