Emmanuel osakpolor

01/05/2023

Promo, promo, promo
insult my mom and stand the chance to travel to the best mortuary in China .😏😇😎

29/04/2023

If Samuel is Sammy,Michael is Mike,Daniel is Dan,what will Henry

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04/04/2023

Rema at an Interview:

Rema: (Slams door) ANOTHER BANGER

Interviewer: Young man, Don't be a bad person. You wan break my door?

Rema: First you go be the bad guy, Then you go be the actor

Interviewer: Why do you need this job? How dedicated are you?

Rema: Because I wan feed my family, Na im make me thief my own guy laptop

Interviewer: Wow. I can see that you're willing to do the needful to survive. Did they beat you when you stole the laptop?

Rema: Came out alive omo me I thank God

Interviewer: You are lucky. So how has your life been since you stole the laptop?

Rema: My money big, you go need tractor. If e be say you wan carry my weight, You go need new gym instructor

Interviewer: Amazing. Where are you from and what did you use the laptop money to do?

Rema: Straight out of Benin, I drop Rema EP 2019

Interviewer: How have people reacted since then?

Rema: They think say the gbedu go finish, My music is traveling From India to Asia to Berlin

Interviewer: Tell me about an experience that has hurt you and something you will never forget

Rema: The thing wey bin pain me be say una no wan be believe. I will never forget the time wey bad belle dem cast us away. Fast forward to today

Interviewer: Well, if we hire you for this job today, Will you always come to work?

Rema: No

Interviewer: Why?

Rema: Everyday na Holidayyyyyyy
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04/04/2023

I Studied at garri secondary school near sugar street, opposite groundnut college behind Kwili kwili estate near waterside
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03/04/2023

Me as a doctor

Me:oga ur wife don born twins
Him:jumping in excitement
Me:April fool, ur wife and pikin don die

21/01/2023

16/01/2023

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14/01/2023

Science student 😂😂