
17/09/2025
These san!tary pâds nowadays ehn, the wings no longer glue like before. I don’t even know if it’s pad I bought or ordinary paper with wings.
So today, I saw this fine guy that I’ve been crushing on since. In my mind I said, “Today na today. Let me just do small catwalk, shake body pass him, maybe he will notice me.”
As I was passing, I even adjusted my steps like runway model, feeling myself. Next thing I heard was,
“Hello, excuse me… come back, you dropped something.”. ita Etim
My sister, I turned, only to see my sanitary pad lying on the floor, looking at me like, “na me and you dey this shame together.” 😭😭
The guy was even holding it up like award, telling me to come and pick it. The ground did not open, so I just carried my shame with style.
That was how my little crush moment turned into a sanitary pad retrieval mission. If shame was a person, that day it wore agbada and sat on my head!
ita Etim .