26/06/2025
There are some women aged 33 and above that, if you $leep with them, you’ll be the one begging for a breakup.
Yes, my brother. That thing you think is just a simple “knack and go” may end up becoming the beginning of your lifetime commitment — by force, not by choice.
You see, your own plan is simple. You just want to have fun, collect small cruise, enjoy the night, and disappear by morning.
But unknown to you, she has been on a serious spiritual assignment. Since crossover night on December 31st, she has been praying and fasting earnestly with one prayer point:
“Lord, locate me with my husband this year.”
And guess what? Heaven received her petition — and unfortunately, your joystick is the one God decided to use as a sign. 😭
The moment you sleep with her:
She’ll spiritually tie your destiny with fried rice, soft chicken, and that chilled malt.
She’ll start calling you “hubby mi” and begin posting your shadow, your belt, or your slippers on her WhatsApp status.
Before you even wake up, she has already cleaned your house, washed your singlet, rearranged your kitchen, and greeted your landlord like she’s your wife already.
Next thing, you’ll hear:
“Baby, I had a vision. God told me clearly — you are the one. You’re my husband.”
You, that only came for cruise, now suddenly find yourself inside her family WhatsApp group as “our beloved in-law.” 😂
If you try to run, she’ll hit you with:
“After everything I’ve done for you? My time, my body, my prayers — this is how you want to pay me back?”
And if by any mistake you get her pregnant? My brother, forget argument. Just wear your native wear and carry yourself to the pastor — because naming ceremony is already being planned.
See ehn, this is not an age-$haming matter. But the truth is, some women in their 30s are no longer playing. They’ve done the hookûps, the flings, the trials — now they’re on a divine mission. Once they meet a man with sense and a working joystick, they switch into full wife mode.
So if you know you’re not ready for “till d€ath do us part,” think twice before you dive in.
S1eep!ng with some 33+ women is not a one-night stand — it’s a covenant.
Pipe at your own r!sk. Some of them don’t do one-night stands anymore — they do one-night-stand-to-altar! 💍😄.