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14/03/2025

One with God is majority

03/08/2024

A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset.

_"You are a Disrēspêctful Pī*g!"_ she Cri*ed.

_"How dare you do this to me – a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divor*ce, NOW!"_

The Husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a Minute Love. At least let me tell you what Happened."_

_"Fine, go ahead",_ the Wife Sobbed, _"but they will be the last Words you say to me!"_
The Husband Began:

_"Well, as I was getting into the Car at Work to drive Home, this Young Lady here asked me for a Lift. She looked so Distre*ssed, He*lpless and Def*enceless that I took P*ity on her and let her into the Car."_

_"She was very Thin, not well Dressed and very Di*rty and told me that she hadn't Eaten for Three Days."_

_"Out of Compassion, I brought her Home and Warmed up the Pizza I made for you last Night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on Weight. The P*oor thing Ate it, Ravenously."_

_"She was Di*rty. I suggested she have a Shower. While Showering, I noticed her Clothes were Filthy and Threadbare. I threw them away."_

_"I gave her the Designer Jeans that you’ve had for a Few Years, but don’t Wear because you say they are too Tight."_

_"I gave her Underwear, your Anniversary Present from me, which you don’t Wear because you said I don't have Good Ta*ste."_
_"I gave her the Se*xy Blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t Wear just to ann*oy her.

I also donated those Boots you bought at an expensive Boutique but don’t Wear because someone at Work has the same Pair."_
The Husband Paused, took a quick Breath and continued:

_"She was so Grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the Door, she turned to me with Tears in her Eyes and said, “Please Sir... Do you have anything else that your Wife doesn’t use?”

23/06/2024

How to go shopping in Nigeria now 101!!!📌

1. Check your BP first, if it’s high, do something about it before you go for that shopping.

2. Put Bitter Kola in your mouth, because the price of things will turn your stomach.

3. Carry a bottle of cold water along, because once you see price, heat will come all over you.

4. Make sure the song, ‘IT IS WELL…’ do not leave your lips because you need that assurance.

5. You see that market list they taught us to write before going to the market, don’t bother writing or taking it along, you will get ängrý over that list.

6. Make sure you maintain a 2meters gap from the next person, because if you mistakenly step on that person, be ready for a transferred ǎggřęşșǐøņ.

7. If you are at an open market, you see that Meat Man, Iya Garri, Fish Seller, Tomatoes Seller, ehen, try not to get on their nerves. If not, their insults will wake your ancestors up.

With these few points of mine, I hope you have a good shopping.
Happy new week to u all.
Please dnt forget to share, follow and like.

20/06/2024

When we were dating, I do call my wife many times a day.

I made sure to send her morning and evening texts, and I always chatted with her on WhatsApp.

When we first got married, I could stay with my wife all day without feeling like I was wasting time.

It was just the two of us, and we could be around each other for so long.

These were moments we shared, but now I cannot remember the last time I sent her a morning text.

As soon as I am done with my morning routine, I zoom off to work.

I only get to see her when I come back from work.

The responsibilities have increased, and I had to adjust my lifestyle.

Your spouse will grow and change; please stop thinking that they have stopped loving you.

Grow together with them.

At the early stage of your marriage, your husband might have been available to take you out and spend a lot of money on you.

Now you have three children, he has been promoted at work, and he has gotten busier. Please understand him.

Your wife was all glowing and doing the Gen Z things when you first got married.

Now she has three children, and she cannot maintain the same style any longer. Please understand her.

Stop concluding that your partner has gone bad; see it from the perspective of growth.

I am not talking about developing bad habits; no.

I am talking about changes in lifestyle that come with growth.

Don't draw the conclusion that your spouse has turned bad; understand them and grow together.

Life is in stages, and to maintain a happy home, you must move together.

Understand this to build a good family.

I wish many people will have this wisdom.
# bcus he stated the fact.

15/05/2024

NOW CAN YOU SWEAR THAT YOU NEVER DID ANY OF THESE?
1.- If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- If you didn't play rubber band.
3.- If you never bathed in the the rain.
4.- If nobody ever told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1
5.- If you did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the
bed.
6.- If you didn't throw your milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take them and give you new ones.
7.- If you didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of
bathing before going to school.
8.- If you didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under the bed with peers.
9.- If you have never flown a kite.
10.- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
11.- If you never wrote your name on a paper and inserted it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly and
see when the light went off.
13.- If you never waved at white cattle egrets (lekeleke) expecting your finger
nails to be whiter.
14.- If you didn't hear of ghosts that stay under mango
trees at night.
15.- If you never never drove a single car tyre with stick and called it a car.
16.- If you never mixed garri and sugar in your pocket and
ate it while walking on the street.
17. If you never did mama and papa play e.g cooking leaves and sand without fire.
18.- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
If you didn't........then I guess your childhood was not fun!....

Do you know it is not jangilova epo motor? It is JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR! I bet you didn't know. Don't be shy. I didn't know either until i grew up.
I am sure 99.9% of Nigerian adult don't know that nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living
standard living"
I know you are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess you are guilty? Hahahahaha! keep sharing the fun andlaugh it off.
***Don't break dis chain share it to all your school and play mate to remind them of their sweet childhood memories...

03/04/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Sandra Osarumwense, ተውፊቅ ጀማል ሀሰን

23/03/2024

Say No to undefined Relationships.

He has not asked you out, but the both of you are always going out on dates, chatting, texting, holding hands lovingly like Romeo and Juliet.

He's already calling you his baby, and you like it, but you can't recall him asking you out to be his baby,

He gets angry when he sees you with any other guy, you now even turn down suitors because of him, but he never talk anything.

Dey play, just dey play

Sis Ruth, see you see hot sizzling breakfast.
Bro Peter
Sis Sylvia is your bestie, you always want to be around her like Mtn network,

You guys chat late into the night and end the chat with good night love, but you've neither told her you love her neither have you asked her out.

You see her with a brother, and your body temperature and blood pressure will go up, but you guys are not in a Relationship oh,

This is called Wizardry.

Sis Ruth and Bro Boaz, Come out of this nonsense today.

If you have anything that resembles Relationship, but is not a Relationship, you better go and define it.

👉 What are we to each other?

👉 What are we doing?

Then draw boundaries accordingly.

An undefined Relationship is you dating yourself and assuming you're dating someone.

It often doesn't end well.

Before dem serve you breakfast, off the stove.

07/02/2024

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07/02/2024

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