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13/06/2026

“When I was dating this my wife, there were two other girls I was also dating at the same time.

Amongst three of them, my wife was the smallest. I didn’t even care about my wife at all, it was one of the other two girls that I loved so much. I carry that girl for head.

So one day i had a very serious problem and asked this girl for 5k. This girl p@ra for me say na tab00 for a woman to give man money say the only thing I fit collect from her na her body.

The second girl as I call her she no even allow me talk before she cut the phone.

So I con call this smally here, she didn't even argue and as I reach her place she con give me 10k. Since that day, my mindset change.

All these girls, if the only thing you can offer a man is your body, they'll slèèp with you until you reach 40 years and they no go marry you”

— Nigerian man reveals why he married his wife instead of the woman he loved most

13/06/2026

Once in a while u chop life

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13/06/2026

If Heaven gives an hour visit would you like to go?

13/06/2026

How many of you knows this song
Old rhymes 🎶🎶🎵🎵

"Mr. Mark Anthony riding on his bicycle. Do you want to carry me, Mr. Mark Anthony?
Jump on! Cecelia, jump on, Cecelia jump on, Cecelia. said Mr. Mark Anthony!"

Our Best Best version 🎵🎵😂😂😂

Mr. Macaroni riding on his bicycle, Do you want to carry me? Mr. Macaroni? Bum Bum ! you see me ya bum Bum, you see me ya bum Bum , you see me ya Mr. Macaroni!

😂😂😂😂

This were how we sang it then oooo!

if you're on this boat, say I was there !

first man in the world to be rich in Trillions !!Elon is truly massive !
13/06/2026

first man in the world to be rich in Trillions !!

Elon is truly massive !

eat or pass
13/06/2026

eat or pass

recently, I saw videos of some popular Nigerian content creators in an airplane experiencing turbulence and the fright m...
13/06/2026

recently, I saw videos of some popular Nigerian content creators in an airplane experiencing turbulence and the fright mood activation.

well, it's normal to feel frightened in such a troubling situation. However, I thought I should share this to all air passengers.

AIR TURBULENCE
A moment of shaky motion is called turbulence — a normal part of flying caused by changes in air movement.

Turbulence can happen because of:
🌬️ Strong winds
☁️ Storm clouds
⛰️ Mountains affecting airflow
🌡️ Changes in air temperature

Although it may feel uncomfortable, airplanes are designed and tested to handle turbulence safely. Pilots are trained to navigate through it and passengers are advised to keep seat belts fastened whenever seated.

Next time your flight gets a little bumpy, remember: turbulence is usually a normal part of the journey, not a sign of danger.

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✈️ Safe skies. Smooth landings.

13/06/2026

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05/06/2026

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She went for repackaging of breast and doctor mistakenly placed ni***es on her chest. now she's asking for a refund and ...
17/05/2026

She went for repackaging of breast and doctor mistakenly placed ni***es on her chest.

now she's asking for a refund and doctor no gree refund.

na the wahala we dey settle for hospital now !

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