21/03/2024
๐๐๐ FUNNY JOKES ๐๐๐
1. Dating a hustler is not easy. At 3am boom "baby wake up I have found a bลซyer for the mattress"๐๐
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2. Being a celebrity is not easy Mehn๐ I entered one poultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shรธut โ๏ธ๐ฉ๐๐
3. In U.S.A. you see names like Bush, stone yet they progress. But in Nigeria, Favour is strลซggling to feed๐น, Blessing is bฤgging for data๐คฃ, Rejoice is sลซffering from deprฤssion๐
, Wisdom has no sฤnse๐น, Victรธry faฤซls exams often๐น and even Courage feฤrs Chicken๐น๐น๐คฃ๐
4. No prฤซvacy in Nigeria, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well.
She resemble my gฤซrlfriend๐๐
5. Imagine going to Hฤll ๐ฅ because of small lฤซes like "I miss you too"๐โโ๏ธ๐คฃ
6. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Sลซicฤซde.
The librarian says, "Fลซck off, you wont bring it back." ๐๐๐๐
7. Gฤซrlfriend: Baby, I'm Prฤgnant...What Do You Want It To Be?
Emmanuel : A Joke.
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8. A Relationship withรธut Sยฃx helps you to focus on
important things like Chยฃating
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9. You are dฤting two guys at the same time yet you can't solve simple simลซltaneous eqลซation that you are doing.
Ijiot!๐๐
10. Being a man is not eฤsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are ลซgly u'are ลซgly nothing will sฤve u except MONEY & LYฤชNG so much ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐๐
11. Have you ever been in the church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says, "let my people go" ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐
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12. When Satฤn saw that people were shy to smoke wรซฤd, he then introduced shฤซsha ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ
13. Stop ignรธring my post ๐ am not your Ex I did nรธthing to you ๐๐ถ
-Cutie ๐ฅฐ, why dรธn't you wฤnna ฤdd or follow me for more interesting jokes ๐๐ฅฒ
Abi i no dey try ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
I pray God touch your heart to add or follow me for more interesting jokes ๐๐ Rhema Gospel E-young
