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Master Mike, Calabar (2025)

20/07/2025

Laugh Small😸😸😁
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1_The beauty of a Lady on Søcial media, depends on the kind of phone she's using.😸😸
Am i communicating ?

2_There is nothing more strēssing than brēaking up with a shórt girl. Every time you see kids you remember her....😸😸

3_Girl:Baby I'm having stomach açhe and headaçhe
Boy: Sørry
Girl:Baby take me to Mr. Biggs
Boy:You mean MR. BIGGS TEACHING HØSPITAL😁😂😂

4_When I see white men with laptop all I think is businessmen. When I see Nigerians with laptop all I see is Yahóo & Dj Prabuh.😂😂

5_Joe : Dr I have a prøblem of førgetting.😁😺
Dr : When did the prøblem start?
Joe : Which prøblem?

6_Neighbors Will Always See Any Lady U Bring Home , Even @12 Midnite ....
But They'll Nevēr See The Thīef Who Støle From Ur room That in d Afternoon.????😁😂

7_only a black person will stēal your thing and help u to search it after!

8_Do u know that it took me 19years to know that the plural of bread is sliçed bread?😁😂

9_Yesterday my friend callēd his uncle living in Abuja and received 150k for shopping... My prøblem now is my own Uncle, if I fläsh him, he will flash me back😁😁

10_Before you fâll in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your school fees.

11_After enjoying my jokes ur ançestørs are telling u not to cômment & lyk, my friend tell them oo that thūnder is watching oohh

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or foll0w me for more interesting jokes daily🙏

Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

19/07/2025

😇 LAUGH WITH ME 🤭

1. Wömen will not kïll me oo with their different stylës🙄...
Favour abeg which one is ☞“Baby let me do as if I want to select okirikà” 😳🥲😂😂
2. Today I said I want to smöke w**d and see how I will feel😒; just as I’m about to light 🔥 the w**d, my mom called me😳, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twërking 🙆😳
Can someone please explain what’s going on ? 🥲😂😂
3. A Chinese couple had a blaçk baby and they named him “Sum Tin Wong” 🤭😂😂
4. AMERICAN: “Ohh, he’s gone!!” 🥺
AFRICAN: “When I saw him licking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didn’t know he was saying goodbye 🙄🤭😂😂
5. We can’t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboök again😒, because “Favour Blessing” is now “La Favy La Crush” 😂😂
6. This country sef 🇳🇬 (Nïgeria) we play too much!!!🙄
How can Babalawó be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM 🙆😂😂
7. Men bewarë!! 🙄
Never date a lady with a screen-cracked phone...😒 If she can breäk her own phone and feel normal, what’s special about your heärt? 🙄😂😂
8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nïgeria🙄......
That is how I saw 8O years old wöman praying... “oh Lord I shall not dïe prematurëly” 😳🙆😂😂
9. The Keké I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trailer🙆. The trailer bloçked him...
The next thing, the Keké man started warnïng the trailer driver “I will jam you oo!”😳

That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination...🙄 You wan jam wetin? I no wan dïe yet oo, Favour sef still need me 🏃‍♀️🤭😂😂
10. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😢😭

19/07/2025

TYPES OF SCAMS IN Nigeria 🇳🇬😂😂

1. Send me your CV - Scam.

2. We'll get back to you - Scam.

3. I love you more than I love my wife - Scam.

4. Police is your friend - Scam.

5 The youths are the ….. …… - Scam.

6. MTN Data bundles - Scam.

7. Your vote counts - Scam.

8. Send me money to visit you - Scam.

9. I have a boyfriend but it's complicated - Double Scam.

10. This is not a scam - Scam.

11. Our school is the best - Scam.

12. Come over I want to show you
something - Scam.

13. Oh, he’s just a childhood friend - Scam.

14. He's like a brother to me - Outstanding Scam.

15. I'm with the boys - Scam

15. I promise I won't tell anyone - Scam.

16. I saw you in my dreams giving you a ring - Pure Scam.

18. A: Lets do a video call...
B: Sorry my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark - Chief Scam

19. This year I see you buying a car - Spiritual Scam

20. Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen - 5G Scam.

21. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife? -Scammest Scam of them all.

Bonus scam!!!

22. I have never loved someone like this before - Greatest Scam
23. We are just friends - SCAM

This post na Scam

In fact, you're all SCAMMERS!

19/07/2025

1. Females have magical powers! 🤗
They get wët without water...
They bleëd without injüry...🥲
They make boneless meat härd...🥹
They make men eat without coòking...
They produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me..😁😒😒🙄😂😂.

2. Just when I thought I have seen it all, boom... this släy queen just came out of nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own” 🥲

And the young man replied: “Yes I can even flash transformer too... 😳🙆😂😂😂🤣🤣

3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 💥💥💥😂😂😂

4. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”😒

No, Nkechi! That’s a puppy!!!! 🙄😂😂😂

5. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures all sicknëss 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6. “I’m Homy”🥹🥹❤‍🩹

Read again, have you seen the reason why you couldn’t do WAEC alone on your own without help 😒🙄😒😒😂😂🤣🤣

7. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 😒😂😂😂

8. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am “Joshua”
Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt”
* Case Closed * 💥💥😒😂😂😂🤝🤣

9. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you🥹... I just say make I motivate you small oo 🥲🤭
Happy friday ooo 😂😂😂

10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and follow😥😔😔🙏

18/07/2025

DIFFERENT TYPES OF NIGERIAN MOTHER

1. The ones that will tell you something else and mean another.......They be like "am travelling, if you like turn the house upside down, invite your friends, and do party, if you wake up, don't do any work ooo, lāzy up and down bye bye.
2.The ones that if they are talking to you and be coming closer, you have to be moving back because slap can wirelessly come anytime.
3. The ones that will advise you for more than 4 good hours and still be like "in short I don't want to talk too much.
4. The one that if they are talking to you and you keep quiet, they be like "So am talking, and you're looking at me abi".........Then you want to talk, they be like "sharap there, you don't talk when am talking.
5. The ones that will always remember you that they didn't kīll their mother, so you cannot come and kīll them
6. The ones that will ask you to borrøw them money, but when you ask them for it, they will start reminding you of how they have never asked you to pay them for all the food you have been eating in the house since you were born.
7. The ones that will never concentrate in church, they will always be checking you to know whether you are following the preaching or praying.
8. The ones that if they try everything to get at you and it is not working, they will start reminding you that it was her breast you sūcked, and how she carried you in her tummy for 9 months.
GOD BLESS EVERY GOOD MOTHER OUT THERE. Amen

If yours is still alive drop a heart ♥️♥️♥️

17/07/2025

After doing our best in bringing up our kids, May they not disappoint us. 🙏🏽

17/07/2025

"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄Ecclesiates and😄Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that😁Isaiah was engaged in😊Jeremiah's😂Lamentations together with😄Ezekiel and😃Daniel their friend. By that time😊Amos and😄Obadiah were not around. Three days later,😁Hosea,😃Joel and😐 Jonah traveled in the same ship with😄Micah and😊Nahum to Jerusalem.😄Habakkuk then visited😃Zephaniah who introduced him to😃Haggai a friend of😃Zechariah whose cousin is😊Malachi. Immediately after the tradition,😊Mathew,😁Mark,😃Luke and😄John got involved in 😁Acts of the 😄Romans who were behaving like the 😁1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corithians group were always at loggerheads with the 😀Galatians n 😐Ephesians At that time too, they realized that the ☺Philippians were close to the 😃Colossians, suggested the first 😃Thessalonians visit and that on their second 😃Thessalonians visit they should first of all see the first and second of 😊Timothy brothers who had gone to the house of😃 Titus to teach ☺Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in 😄Hebrew. On hearing this, 😊James asked 😃Peter twice to explain to him how the three 😄Johns have disclosed to Jude the 😁Revelations of this journey.💐"

17/07/2025

⚠️ LAUGH Again

1. My uncle finally joined WhätsApp today...🥲 His first message to me was “Georgeo can you hëar me??” 😳😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂
2. HAPPINESS is when you are in charge of someone’s pröperty‚ and the person dïes without writing a wïll😳😳; you can seë God is wonderful 🤗🤭😂😂😂
3. Please if I offënded you in any way🥺‚ and you are ängry with me🥹‚ please find a place in your area let’s fïght 😏🙄🙆‍♀️
I hatë rubbïsh 😒🤭😂😂😂
4. If you are going to heavën and an Angel starts shöuting “Badoo! Badoo! Badoo!”😳😳 My brother‚ just jog down to hëll firë 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂
5. She returnëd my rïng💍after 3 yeärs of engagemënt.🥹😩😩
I mean why can’t wömen have patience?? 🙄🥲😒🤭😂😂😂
6. Ladïes if you are sweeping your boyfriend’s room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2•5 or 1X...😳🙄 Keep it well oo cuz it might be your bride pricë. 🤭😒😂😂😂🏃‍♀️
7. 2 mins pässport‚ 2 mins pässport...😒 But they will usë 1O mins to adjust your heäd...🙆‍♀️ Chai 😂😂😂
8. “I mïss you”🥺
“I mïss you too”🥹
That’s the national anthem for long distance relatiönships.🤭
“I wïsh you are here” is the chorus 😂😂🏃‍♀️
9. It’s very annoyïng when you slëep and you entered Canada in your dream 😇 only to wake up and start heäring... “Ekaró ológí dé oo” 😳😩😂😂😂
10. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Bright
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17/07/2025

What kind of neighbor do you have peaceful or monitoring spiritt? 👀😂

17/07/2025

Let’s play a quick game , share a screenshot of your lock screen, and let’s guess the kind of phone you use 👀📱 Don’t cheat o!

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She won't trend because she is not Naked

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