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Master Mike, Calabar (2026)

02/09/2026

🤡 😂@

1. “Nothing last forever!”🎤
“Nothing last forever!!”🎤
“Nothing last forever!!!”🎤
That’s me testing the microphone at my Ex Favour’s wedding🏃🏼‍♀️😒🤭😂😂😂
2. Guys, whatever you do in this life, don’t offend your villäge people!
My neighbour won 500k from Bet9ja and his girlfriend had washed it with his trousers. 😕🥲😂😂😂
3. This is Nigeria where girls borrow make-up and dress just to visit a guy who borrow room from his friend.
Too much Confusion and Transmissions 🤭😂😂😂
4. Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never seen the wife of a president pregnänt.
Brothers and sister have you seen?😀🙄😂 😂
5. Some girls will plait their hair and their forehead will be shining as if their brain is using solar energy.
Lemme mind my business sef. 🙊🤭😂😂😂
6. Men are like BLUETOOTH CONNECTION. When you’re beside them, they stay connected but when you’re away they search for NEW DEVICES 🤷😂😂😂
7. Wahala dey for this life oo... Pastor talk say anybody wey fit give church 2 million for project make him stand up. Usher wake Emeka from sleep baba don go stand up; everybody dey clap 🤭😂😂😂
8. In an interview yesterday, Boom!! My Ex Favour was the interviewer. Satän only begotten daughter ask me to mention 10 Indian biscuits. 🙄😩🥲😂😂
9. Dating a slïm gïrl is cool until you släp her äss and it sound like screenshot 😕😂😂
Have a good time ahead 🥲
10. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

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02/09/2026

Another hot story

I started teaching in a secondary school recently. It’s my third week.

This morning, I walked into the class and without even saying hello to the students, I brought out two meatpie and Fanta and began eating .

I noticed the students were unusually quiet and I didn’t even look at them as kept doing what I was doing.

When I finished, I belched loudly and finally looked at the students.

That was when I saw that the school inspector has been sitting at the back of the class this whole time.

My heart paused a bit as I immediately thought of what to do. 😳

Me to the students: What did I just do?

Students: You just ate 2 meatpie and Fanta

Me: That’s a very good observation. Now, if a teacher eats and drink in front of the school inspector, what does that teacher have?

Students: Courage sir!

Me: Excellent!! Now everyone, take out your civic education notebook and write “COURAGE”. That’s our topic for today 🥹

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30/08/2026

🙊 OVERSABI WON’T KÏLL ME 🙆‍♂️😐

Few weeks ago I decided to joïn my mum in the cookïng and this is whät happened 🤦‍♂️

Our taste really differs in term of salt and maggi consumption. Sincë she is the one that always côoks whenever we are together, she’ll put littlë amount of salt inside anything she çooks.🙁

So, she was cookïng soup one nïght when I joinëd her in the kitçhen.☺️

We started discussing until she excused herself to go to her røom to qüickly do something.

When she left, I don’t know the spirït that manipuläted me to add more salt to the soup.🤨

My aim was to add a little salt to the one she put so that we can at least enjoy what I want, not what she want. “She won’t know”‚ I murmured to myself as I picked the jar containing the salt.😶

Instead of using my händ to add the amount of salt I want, I decided to put the salt inside the soup direçtly from the jar.😌

I turned the jar upside down and started shaking it gently to make the salt drop little by little. Then “pheeeeewwww”‚ everything in the jar poured inside the soup.😑🥺🥹.
Chai 🤦‍♂️ and the quantity of salt that I poured inside was about 150 grams. Same as the size of a moderate bama’s jar, immediately I rushed to my room, packed my load and ran away before she returns to the kitchen 🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂🤣

TBC...🤭
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27/08/2026

I took a taxi as i was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. I greeted her and asked her for her name but she igπ0red me.

I removed my phone from pocket and made a f•ke call,

"Hello, it's l Daniel , wash all those cars and park them east wing of the estate. I'll be back in a week's time!!!.

I continues

"I had to even take a taxi to the airport to catch my flight to Dubai. Open my bed cupboard, u will see the sum of $25,000 use it for ur needs, ok..."

The lady was starring at me while i pretended with the f•ke call.

I was Very convinced that i got her, i stopped the call and asked her,

"Why are u looking at me like that?" 🙄

She replied,

"Take, this is the battery of ur phone. It fell down when u were removing ur phone out of ur pocket 😳😳😳😳...."

I couldn't say a word for over
5 minutes, my shirt Was soaked with Sw£at.
😭😭😭😭

25/08/2026

GIRLS OF THIS GENERATION
1. At the age of 14, they look very sweet, fresh and beautiful😊😍❤

2. At 16, they probably have their first s*x, they stick to one guy and talk about how they won't leave him🥺🥰❤️.

3. At 18, they are in the university where they meet new friends and guys who look fresh, therefore this makes them to start losing interest in the former guy as they start tasting other flavors.

4. At 19, they have about 10 boyfriends at the campus and feel too big to be counseled or corrected by seniors.

5. At 20, they just want to date older men. Younger guys are not serious or can't take care of their needs.

6. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear expensive clothes and who also date rich guys, these set of girls use expensive phones like iPhone's so they get intimidated and need to join the league.🙆‍♂️

7. At 24, they continue failing exams and the parents are tired of wasting money..🤦‍♂️

8. at 26-28, they are maids to help pay basic bills. They attend all marriages in the family and friends circles and are master planners for others.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed💍. She now says all men are the same.

10. At 30, the same girls who refused to give their phone numbers to serious guys go on social media to post, "Hello, My name is blah blah and I'm looking for a serious relationship. Even if he's not financially stable I'm a hard working lady, etc etc".

11. At 32, they start crying because no one wants to marry them 😭😭. They buy wedding gown and cake by faith and be moving around with a man's picture from prayer house to prayer house.

12. At 35, they meet the guy whom they dumped because he was poor and now he's very rich with a very beautiful and decent wife❤😍. They go back home and say "some women are lucky".

13. At 37, They regret everything and join king Solomon to say all is vanity, even marriage is vanity.

25/08/2026

LAUGH LAUGH LOW-KEY
😂😔😂😂😂😔😂😔😔😔

1. Na you rüsh go prømise your papa fïrst cläss & 8A’s 🙄...
Me I ønly prømise dem say “I NO GO JOÏN ÇULT 🥲😒😂😂
2. Guys be carefül this season out therë, if your gïrlfriend tëlls you to go with her thät her parënts wänt to meët you‚ no greë oo na bag of rice you wan go büy likë thät 🙄🤭😂😂
3. Whën we say däte fresh gïrls you säy nø‚ you seē say you dey dôwnload wallpapërs? 😒😂😂😂
4. Biology teaçher: Whät cän be føund in a çell ?
Baçk bençhers: Prisonërs
Teaçher: Gët out of my cläss. 😂😂😂
5. Withøut lashës møst of y’all loøk likë thïs☞: “🌝” 🤭😂😂
6. Imaginë livïng aløñe‚ At nïght you were bathïng withøut light and your soäp fälls to the grøund‚ you triëd to piçk it üp but becausë of darknëss you couldn’t fïnd it‚ jüst then...a händ tappëd you and handëd you the soäp. Whät wïll you do?😳😳
Faintïng is alløwed...🤭😂😂😂
7. I wänt a Son. I don’t carë whether malë or femalë. I jüst wänt my fïrst daughtër to be a boy.... 😒🥲😂😂
8. My dad craçked a joke‚ we laughed and I mistäkenly saïd “YOU NO WËLL”...😳

To çut the story shørt‚ how muçh is sïngle røom in your areä ? 🥲😂😂
9. Datïng marrïed men is nøt the prøblem. Whät if you are datïng your mom’s Ëx? 🙄😂😂😂🏃‍♀️
10. I säw onë of my seçondary school matë thïs afternoôn 🙂 and she mistoøk me for “Jesus Christ” She was likë “Jesus, is thïs you” 😂😂
11. Women behave mäture and intelligent during the period of pregnançy Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, the child’s & her own. 🏃🥲😂😂😂
Abeg na play oo 🤭😂

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, I took time to create this jokes pls appreciate by following me for more interesting jokes of mine
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21/08/2026

One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out.

Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn't worth pulling the donkey out of the well..

He invited all his neighbors to come help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to throw dirt into the well.

The donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly loud. Then, to everyone's surprise, he quieted down after a few shovelfuls of dirt.

The farmer finally looked down into the well and was amazed at what he saw... with each shovelful of dirt, the donkey was doing something incredible: It was shaking off the dirt and stepping on top of the dirt.

Very soon everyone saw surprised how the donkey reached the mouth of the well, went over the edge and trotted out...

Life is going to throw dirt at you, all kinds of dirt... the trick to getting out of the hole is to shake it off and use it to step up. Each of our problems is a step up. We can get out of the deepest holes if we don't give up...

Use the dirt they throw you to get ahead!!!

Remember the 5 rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hate.

2. Free your Mind of distractions.

3. Simplify your life.

4. Give more and expect less.

5. Love more and... shake the dirt, because in this life you have to be a solution, not the problem!

Thanks for reading

19/08/2026

Garri and Rice: A Funny Story

Characters and Descriptions

Garri – A cheerful and proud young boy who loves to make people happy. He is simple, hardworking, and very popular because everyone enjoys eating him with sugar and milk.

Rice – A rich and handsome young man who thinks he is the king of all foods. He likes attending parties and is often served at special occasions.

Mama Ngozi – A kind village woman who sells food in the market and always settles arguments.

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One sunny morning in the village market, Garri was sitting quietly in a basket while Rice rested proudly in a big sack.

Rice looked at Garri and said, “Everyone loves me! I am served at weddings, birthdays, and Christmas parties. I am the most important food!”

Garri laughed and replied, “That is true, my friend, but when people are very hungry and need quick food, they always run to me!”

Rice shook his head. “I am expensive and special.”

Garri smiled. “Maybe, but I can save a hungry person in just two minutes!”

As they argued, Mama Ngozi came by and heard everything.

She laughed and said, “Both of you are important. Rice makes celebrations sweet, while Garri saves people on ordinary days.”

Just then, a little boy walked into the market and said, “Mama, please give me rice for Sunday and garri for today!”

Garri and Rice looked at each other and burst into laughter.

From that day, they became best friends and stopped arguing because they learned that everyone has a special purpose.

Moral Lesson: Never think you are better than others because everyone is important in their own way.

19/08/2026

The only relationship where you will never get your heart broken 💔 is your relationship with God 👏. May God guide our way ...

15/08/2026

👋 LAUGH WITH ME 🙆‍♀️

I met a girl on Facebook and met face to face today... 😳😋
I decided to take her to a restaurant where we can relax and talk better🤗

😩I had #500 only with me.🤦🏻‍♂️

I paid for bike man that take us to the restaurant, which cost #200 and I was left with 300naira.🥺

When we got there before I could order something for her,
😏She ordered a bottle of drink that cost 1,700naira and a meal which cost 900 naira...😶🤨

And she ask me to go outside and buy recharge card which cost 200naira😏.

People of GOD filled with wisdom...🙌
I’m outside now what should I do???? 🥹🥹😩
Please help me oo🥹🥹... 🥲😂😂😂😂

TBC....

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