Master Mike

Master Mike Official page of Master mike. please follow page
I love you all �
(3)

09/10/2025

Who brings Camara here

09/10/2025

God please safe me

09/10/2025

Me trying to find true love

A Late-Night LessonIt was nearly two in the morning when Officer Daniels noticed an old pickup truck cruising slowly dow...
09/10/2025

A Late-Night Lesson
It was nearly two in the morning when Officer Daniels noticed an old pickup truck cruising slowly down Main Street. Curious, he pulled the driver over.
Rolling down the window, 89-year-old Ron Chestna smiled politely.
“Good evening, sir,” the officer said. “Mind telling me where you’re headed at this hour?”
Ron adjusted his cap and replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture.”
“A lecture?” the officer asked, raising an eyebrow. “At two in the morning?”
“Yes,” said Ron, completely serious. “It’s about the dangers of alcohol, the effects of smoking, and the importance of getting enough sleep.”
The officer blinked. “Who’s giving a lecture like that right now?”
Ron grinned. “My wife.”
The officer chuckled and waved him on.
Sometimes, the best lessons in life aren’t taught in classrooms—they’re waiting for us at home. 😄

Trending LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣1. I Used To Trust My Dog Until One Day We Were Both Chased By Another Dog 😭😭😭😭😭2. I was on a ...
09/10/2025

Trending LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. I Used To Trust My Dog Until One Day We Were Both Chased By Another Dog 😭😭😭😭😭
2. I was on a sofa next to my sister who was eating and typing on her phone, I heard my phone ringing in the kitchen where I was charging it so I went to check it. The SMS was from my sister, she wrote "Bring the SALT on your way back"🥺🥺
3. My first time travelling by air was from my father's mango tree to the ground.
And it was very fast🤦 😏🤨
4. Looking left and right when crossing the road.
Is a sign that you don't trust God 🥱🥱
5. Tee: Boss abeg do me 1k...
Boss: sent👁️...
Tee: Ah boss without açcount details?? 😵
Boss: That one concern you🤣
6. I remember in 1997 there was a German anchor by the name Nebuzburzimbeletbagkerimta since you skipped the name I will not tell you the whole story. 🙂
7. 🙄 You guys should stop the habit of adding me to groups without my permission 😡
Last time I nearly join cult 😒😒
8. 😏Your gírlfriend smáshed your iPhóne and so what?, Do You want To Injúre Her Because of That??😠😒😒😒😒
She's wórth more than that! Naaaa, 😔😔☺️
👁️just húg her and whísper into her ears "what désigner of whéelcháir do you like? 😂😂💔
9. Fuel is now N617, if you like be pressing phone when crossing the road.I don't have enough fuel to hold brêäk
🚔😁😁
🏄🏄🏄🏄🏄
10.Immediately I started sáving small
money.
BOOM!!!!!.
They callëd Me that My grándmother has swállõwed cútlass...😳😳😭😭😂💔
11. No bódy keeps in tóuch than a Girl you
promise to send her money,
she can even appéar in your dréam to rémind you of the Promise😳😳😭😭😂😂 WOMEN 😌
12. GIRL: Báby pls send me 5k🙈🥰🥺🥺
BOY: OK Dearie, I've sént you 10k, As The Lóve Of My life
GIRL: Awnnnn🙈🥰, Thanks Dárling, but don't Fórget to send the 5k too 🙊😳😳😂😂😂

09/10/2025

The world can abandon you ,,but a mother can never abandon her child ,,even if she is no more please give her red heart ❤️❤️🥰

Time to laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣1. Baby: I need a new hair 🤣🤣🤣Me : the one way dey my preeq wetin do am🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭2. I w0nd£r who told...
09/10/2025

Time to laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1. Baby: I need a new hair 🤣🤣🤣
Me : the one way dey my preeq wetin do am🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

2. I w0nd£r who told Nigerians that before you dr!nk sachet water, you first rub it on your cloth🙃🙄😅😅😅😅

3" It's not about having a pretty face. The question is
"does it match with the c0lour of ur l£gs???🤣🤣🤓🤓

4" Stop crūshing ❤️on people's boyfriend 👨
Tell ur boyfriend to dress well 👔👖👟,eat balance d!£t 🍗🍖🥣🍝
and av0!d w££d 🔥

5" Dangote - 7 letters.
Otedola - 7 letters
Adenuga - 7 letters.
Innoson - 7 letters
Abeg, what's that your name again?,??
😒😒😒😒😒🙆🙆😁😁😁

6" I pity men that argu£ with women.
How can you be argu!ng with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now?🤣🤣.

7. My sister no man is perfect 🤷just choose your D£m0n nd keep p0ur!ng an0!ñting oil on him
😗😗😗😗

8..if I beg beg you for money 💸 💵 💸 and you no give me I go post your picture say you get Hiv😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. Travel to that country that carry your first letter 🤓🤓🤓

Me: Spanish 👏👏 let's see people that will remain in Nigeria

Plz follow for more

09/10/2025

😠
< )) >
_/ \_
when you see your girlfriend standing like this , what question she is about to ask you 😁😂😂

1. I don learn another rom@ntic words today.... Baby chēw me líke gräss😁, because you're the only ewu 🐐 Hausa in my hēar...
09/10/2025

1. I don learn another rom@ntic words today.... Baby chēw me líke gräss😁, because you're the only ewu 🐐 Hausa in my hēart🤔😂😂

2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she líke me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and run🥺??😂😂

3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continue👍😂😂

4. You are inside the poliçe van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship start🙄😂😂😂

Before you continue reading please take one minute of your time to say “I am blessed”

5. Impr£gnatíng a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the çúrse alone will change your destiny😂😂😂

6. When I started Facebøok, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy😁 until she asked me to send her MTN credit🙄😂😂

7. Stóp asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for living🙄😂😂😂

8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just thrôw 💁 their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng" 😂😂😂

9. Some girls will not kīll me oo.... Which one is "happy engâgement dear! more ríngs to your finger😊" 🤔😂😂

10. Dear maths, thank you for wâstíng my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. idíot🙄😂😂

The hands that Rëâct shall never be børed.

Me 🧔: hello babeHer👩‍🦰: seenMe🧔: How are you babeHer👩‍🦰: seenMe 🧔: u know I'm really shockedHer👩‍🦰: seenMe🧔: My Father p...
09/10/2025

Me 🧔: hello babe
Her👩‍🦰: seen
Me🧔: How are you babe
Her👩‍🦰: seen
Me 🧔: u know I'm really shocked
Her👩‍🦰: seen
Me🧔: My Father passed away
Her👩‍🦰:seen
Me🧔: And he left me 20 million
Her👩‍🦰: babe you know I love you and how much you gonna give me
..🚶reply as a man /boyfriend/husband 😂💔😋🥴.

Any man can prove that he can do better than your boyfriend and win. The guy is aware there is a man in your life and yo...
09/10/2025

Any man can prove that he can do better than your boyfriend and win. The guy is aware there is a man in your life and you have probably told him how unhappy you are or about the things that are annoying or irritates you about your boyfriend. It’s easy for the new guy to play his cards correctly and win because he'll be working on corrections. He will therefore, tell you what you want to hear and treat you the way you want to be treated because he is aware of what you want.

Sadly, that won't last long. Don't be fooled by the treatment he is giving you now. You are still not with him yet. There is a huge difference between being pursued and being loved. A man on a mission will appear as a God sent.
One thing you should know is that men dont mind spending on lust. They don't mind going an extra mile. He can do anything to get what he want or to get you to bed.

Men are hunters by nature. My advice is, don't give another man an opportunity to try you. Instead, help your man to understand what you want and how you want to be loved. Remember, healthy and successful relationships aren't found but made.

1. Don't be a boring girl friend 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻 Sometimes wipe him cord for back and run🤣😋 😂🤣😂🤣2. I have never see a guy as lo...
08/10/2025

1. Don't be a boring girl friend 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻 Sometimes wipe him cord for back and run🤣😋 😂🤣😂🤣

2. I have never see a guy as loyal as a guy chasing ur elder sis De Idïot will b calling ur younger bro senior man 😂😂😂

3. Village ppl are very wīckēd , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😂😂

4. Primary school sweet dīe, No stress*
*Teacher: 5÷2*
*Students: it cannot go*
🤣🤣🤣😂

5. Welcome to Nigeria where ladies insūlt yahøo Boys online and sleep with them offline

6. the more u meet people the more u understand d reason why NOAH took many animals inside his ARK instead of human beings..hope am communicating?.😂😂

7. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom faīnted, dad got a heart āttāck & our driver ran away!😀😀😀😀😀

8. No matter how great the s£x 👉👌SOME men👨 will never smile while cūming, they will only vibrate like Nokia 3310 let me mind my business sef🤭🤭🏃‍🏃‍🏃‍

10. All the native doctors👨 sending me friend requests, to prove you're powerfūl, use your hand and accept yourself
I just hāt£ what I don't like 😂😂

11. Stop editing photo, your helper's are passing thinking that all is well with you* 🙆🙆 without knowing that the hell is empty and the devil 😈 👹 are here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

12.I saw one of my primary school friend today and she mistook me for Jesus... She was like "JESUS CHRIST" is this you🤣😂

13. If a short girl tells you that you have a Nice hair 🤗,
Please,,, check your zip 🙊🙊🙊
Lett me come and be going🚶 😂🤣

14 LIFE IS REALLY UNFAIR
When You Are Dēād They Çry
But When You Rise From D£ath They Run😕😂😂😂😂
So you're going without reacting 🥲🚶🏻
It's not Fair o

Address

Calabar

Telephone

+2349024730050

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Master Mike posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Business

Send a message to Master Mike:

Shortcuts

Share

Category