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Master Mike, Calabar (2026)

12/04/2026

LÂUGH OUT LOUD 😂😂😂

1. JOY is when you see your mum among the food committeë in an occasion 😳🥲
Na Everjoy be that 😂😂😂

2. That moment when your father calls you “OLODO” and you whispered “YOU NKO” and your younger sister heard it..... Bros‚ no need‚ just pack to the nearëst orphanage home in your area 🏃‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂

3. You’re living in a house with giänts dogs 🐕 and you’re complaining that I don’t visït you 😒🤷‍♀️
Am sorry dear‚ it’s just that I don’t want to meët God unexpectëdly 🚶‍♀️🙄🥲😂

4. No matter how relaxed you fēel in your relātionship, never visit your partner unexpectedly, I was just introduced as a tailor today😭🤧😭

5. Me as a Lawyer: “ My lord... I know my cliënt is guïlty of stealïng the göat but my lord you need to taste the peppër soüp 🤗😋😋🍲😂😂

6. Wélcome to Nigeria where a gúy will rémove his eárpiece, So as to Lóok a Lády's Yansh😳😂😂

7. If you want to toãst a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? have they eaten ? Your Siblings Nko?
E concern you??🤦‍♂💔🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

8. IMAGINE YOU BRÊÂK A LADY'S HÉART. BOOM... YOUR FATHER MÊNDS IT AND SHE BECOMES YOUR STEP MUM💔🤦‍♂🙆‍♂😭

9. I do joke a lot, but now am serious. Is there anybody with a bag of garri, i want to exchange with my useless hamster coins. Abeg o.🥺🤧🥺

10. You come k!dnap me with Benz and you expect me to shout😏...abeg shift make I feel comfortable jaree😂😂😂

11. Been a Guy is not easy ooohhhh, you will wake up in the morning and wait forthe thing🙈 to calm down before going out🙈😄😄😄

12.To the beautiful girl reading this post.... Does your mother know that you're breastfeeding someone's son🚶🚶😂
Or should I mind my business🏃🏃🏃😂

13. I was invited for a child's dedication... When I got there the baby was sleeping,,, I left since the celebrant is not serious😏😒😒

14.This morning I mistakenly opened my YouTube and quickly closed it...then MTN sent a message" Dear customer Walia...na God save you today oo"🙆🙆

12/04/2026

My wife and I were having a serióus quárrél when
I said to her..."pack your things
and.......!!! ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I
had to stop to allow her answer the caller.
It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I
could hear what he was saying. After the usual
pleasantries between father and daughter, he
said:"my daughter, I have transferred ksh6,000,000
into your account, give your húsband ksh4,000,000
out of it, and you can have the remaining
balance." Am sending a LANDCRUISER teâr
rubber jeep to you and your húsband for family
use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she
turned to me immediately "you said I should pack
my things and do what........ ?" I SAID, PACK
YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO
WASH". I will irôn them when light comes. 🙆‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paíd for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please d0n't go with0ut rë@c,t!ñg ( that's encouragement) ❤️

12/04/2026

😇 LAUGH WITH ME 🤭

1. I have done many mistäkes in my lifë 😔, but fïghting in the place where nobody will sepärate us, I will never try it again 🙅‍♂️😒
The idiöt hold my nëck 😩😭😭🥲😂😂😂
2. May we never have an encounter with a dog that doesn’t fear stones. 🥲
I used all my Jackie Chan moves before I finally apply Temple Run today 😩😭😳🙆‍♀️😂😂
3. ME: Baby‚ where are you ?
Favour: Am on my wäay to work‚ my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Lexus ES350 is in garage for service. And you dear‚ where are you? ☺️
ME: Well‚ I’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductor‚ I’ve already paid for you 🙄🥱
The passengers burst out into laughter and that’s how she brëak up with me saying I humiliatëd her 😕
Favour, shey na my fäult nii? 🙄😒😂😂😂
4. I think Adam is the cause of our failurë in English Language.......😩😭🥲
God: Adam‚ where are you?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙄🙆‍♀️😳😂😂
5. Pidgin is the only language where question is mostly the same as the answer 🙄
Question: “Light dey?”
Answer: “Light dey!” 😒😂😂😂
6. She fell in love with an electrician, now the whole family was shoçked 😳... Una say Wahala be like wetin again? 🤭😂😂😂
7. Mathematics was very interesting in Primary school 🥹🥲.....
Until the devil introduced X and Y 😭😭😩😂😂😂
8. “Baby, I can dïe for you” 🥹🥲.. says your boyfriend who uses custard plastic to urinäte at night because he’s scäred of going outside 🤭😂😂😂
9. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add 🥺😔

10/04/2026

FUNNIEST STORY EVER 🤣🤣🤣

A woman is at home🛖 when she hears someone knocking at her door.🚪
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vāgina?"😷😷
She slams the door in disgūst.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vāgina?"😅😂😅
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.😷😷😷
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vāgina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's Vāgina and start using yours!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
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10/04/2026

🤣🤣*LAUGHTER *🤣🤣

1. The whitèst man on eàrth still hàve a
blàck shàdów. *🤣

2. .Nó mèchanic càn rèpair brèaking nèws. *🤣

3. Nò mātter how tall you are, you can nevèr
Sèe tomørrow. *🤣

4. Even if you have millioñs of càrs, you still
have to wàlk to your bedróom. *🤣

5. You, bèing the bèst swimmer doèsn't
make yóu a físh. *🤣

6. The stróngest màn on èarth can nèver
carry a moúntain. *🤣

7. The smartest Àssàssin on earth can nèver
k!ll Wàter. *🤣

8. No mātter how smart a pólice is, he can
Ñever càtch the air. *🤣

9. Nó màtter how mighty and pówerful your
enèmies are they will ñéver sucçeed over
yoû! No mātter how sàtan is pówerful i
dôn't really think he can stóp you from
**Saying Amen**🙏

Dear reader💞💞
I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻

08/04/2026

It's women crush Wednesday ☺️,
Beautiful ladies Oya drop your fine fine pictures 🙌....
let's do awwn small 💕🙈☺️❣️

08/04/2026

I was taking a lovely walk with my bae yesterday evening 💏, when suddenly a certain guy stopped with his car and started calling my girlfriend 🙄.

She wanted to say no, but I allowed her to go and see why he was calling her 😊.

When she got to the car, they started chatting 🗨️ and laughing. I couldn’t hear what they were saying, and I was just there waiting for her.

Then she got inside the car. I walked up to them and asked,
“Purity, what are you doing? Let’s go 😒🚶‍♂️.”

She smiled and said,
“Mas Ter , my brother, just go home—I’ll find you 😮.”

I was shocked to be called “brother” by my own girlfriend 😳.

Then I thought for a while and came up with an idea 🤔. I smiled 😊 and said,
“But sister, you haven’t taken your HIV drugs 💊😂, and it’s already afternoon 😋. Remember what the doctor said—that your HIV is chronic ooo.”

Immediately, she was kicked out of the car.

I laughed 😂😂

The question is: am I wicked? 😋

08/04/2026

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
School bell ring 7:30
New comers:🏃
Old student:🚶
Legend:🛀
Anc£stors:🛌
🥺🙆🏻‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. My neighbour's wife has been wearing one p@nt for three days now Should i inform her husb@nd
🤔🤔🤔🤪🤔🤔🤔

2. My girlfriend stole m0n£y from her father for me to start business.Now she want me to marry her.
Who will marry a th!£f🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

3. New year promo!!
I sell refrigerators for ₦5600🤗

You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working 😁
😌😌

4. so s£cretly everyone is a b@rber*🤔😂😂😂😂

*if you know you know*🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

5. One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own🙁😒

6. My in-laws:* What do you do for a living and how did you meet our daughter

*Me* I post m£mes and she was always replying 😐😁😂😂😂

7. I bought p@nts for my girlfriend but yesterday I saw her sister putting it on nw hw will I tell my girlfriend that am not happy about it 😀* 😁😂🤣

8. 🙇 When I was growing up, my father will rej£ct food for my mum & my mum will go on her knees to beg . I rej£cted rice 4 my wife now waiting for her to beg; she added salad & started eating. How do I tell her that am ser!0usly hūñgry?😭😭
🙇

9. That note you write✍️in church when pastor🤵🏽‍♂ is 📖 preaching 🎤 , do you later read it or na just over Sabi you dae do🤷🏽‍♂️😅🤣

10. When a girl becomes famous on social media 😌
Trūst me, the s£nse is no l∅nger there😔💔😭

11. Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND..😹🙆🏻‍♂️💔

12. When you wear native to church and you clîmb Altar😎
Its called Alternative😁😁😁

13. Any car dealer here???*
*I need a Jeep of 50k I want to sh∅ck my vill@ge people this January🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏽‍♀

14. I pr@y that Government should b@n importation of make ups, So we can see some real faces💔😂😂😂😂

07/04/2026

THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN😅😅🤣

Boy: Ah finally this is the moment
Girl: Will you leave me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes alot
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking this?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Everytime i have the chance
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Am i crazy? of course not
Girl: Can i trust you?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Darling
NOW READ IT FROM DOWN TO THE TOP🫰😃

06/04/2026

💃🏼 LAUGH😆
0)A man loses 90% of his reasoning faculty when he is in éréction. My dear ladies, that means if you are in bed with your lover and he says, 'Baby, I will buy a car for you, I will build a mansion for you, I will marry you,' don't mind him. He doesn't know what he is saying.😂🤷‍♀️

1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄

My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂
2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂
3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄
Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰
Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄
Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒
Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂
Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂
4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄
I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂
5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒
Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂
6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂
7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became .🥲
Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂
8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂
9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄:
“Ekwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are the living God oo
Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂
10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will off ligh
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04/04/2026

The most difficult choice in history 😂,
It was a bright afternoon when disaster decided to do overtime.
Chinedu, an ordinary man with extraordinary confusion, suddenly found himself in the middle of chaos. One minute he was drinking cold zobo and minding his business, the next minute—BOOM!—he was standing in front of three “life-changing” options.
On the left: his mother, dramatically lying on the floor like a Nollywood queen.
In the middle: his wife, holding her chest like she just saw her village people in 4K.
On the right: a GIANT bag of money glowing like it came straight from heaven itself.
A mysterious voice echoed:
“Chinedu… you can only save ONE. Choose wisely.”
Chinedu blinked.
“Eh?! Just one?? What kind of wicked multiple-choice question is this??”
His mother immediately shouted:
“My son! Save me! I carried you for 9 months! I suffered for you! I even ate sand because of you! Don’t you remember??”
She even added extra drama by coughing unnecessarily.
“Kof kof! I’m dying oh!”
His wife quickly countered:
“My love! Save me! I’m your wife! Your backbone! Your everything! Remember our children! Who will cook your egusi soup the way you like it??!”
She held his leg like glue.
“Don’t abandon me ooo!”
Then suddenly…
The bag of money spoke.
“Yes… I talk.”
Chinedu jumped back.
“JESUS IS LORD!!! Even money has started talking now??”
The bag continued in a deep, seductive voice:
“Chinedu… my friend… choose me. I am billions. Not millions… BILLIONS. Save me and your problems will disappear. No more landlord. No more ‘urgent 2k’. No more ‘my brother, help me’. Just vibes and enjoyment forever.”
Chinedu wiped sweat from his face.
“God… why me? Why not my neighbor that owes me money??”
His brain started calculating at lightning speed.
“If I save my mother… my wife will kill me.
If I save my wife… my mother will appear in my dreams every night shouting ‘wicked son!’
If I save the money… hmm…”
He paused.
The bag whispered again:
“Think of private jets…”
His eyes widened.
“

Master Mike

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