26/09/2024
HOW I MADE $20 IN 6 MONTHS AS A CEO
I joined Hamster and was immediately made a CEO.
I was like "Ah! how can you make me a CEO when I'm just new to the company. I was respectfully told that I deserve it, adding that they like my personality and they like what I do on Facebook and twitter.
I gladly took up the role of a CEO.
I started tapping my life out and contributing diligently to the project as every CEO would. I started making a lot of achievements. Some achievements were common and some rare. I mostly put in effort to get the rarest achievements so my records would stand out among records of other CEOs. I even spent billions of coins to get these achievements for the company.
After my first month as a CEO, I was curious as to why I haven't received any salary so I asked and the board of directors told me to wait for TGE. I asked, "what is TGE?" They said I should look it up in the internet. "Alright, so when is Token Generation Event?" I asked again. I was told "Soon". I said "Okay".
I kept putting in the work and expanding the company. I had access to large amount of company funds so I purchased a Private Jet for the company to solve issues with logistics. It was with the private jet that I travelled to several countries for conferences and business meetings.
To be clear, I was the first CEO in the company to acquire licence in Japan, licence India, Licence UAE and more other countries. I made sure to put the companies profit per hour(PPH) at it's all time high. I was able to donate part of the PPH to flood victims in Dubai.
To cut the story short, 5 months into the job, I asked the board of directors, "when TGE?". They said Sept. 26th. I was like "Wow...my efforts will soon pay off".
Out of excitement, I went to price Lambo so I could buy it later when I'm paid.
So today is 26th of September and very early in the morning, I contacted the Lambo seller. I told him I'd be coming in the evening to get the whip. To set the record straight, the Hamster Board of directors really kept their promise. But if this was the definition of promises then everyone should hold their promises and keep it for themselves okay. Because how can I be paid $20 at TGE after being a CEO for 6 months?😏
The whole event took me back to my curiosity. I have always wondered why they made me a CEO on my first day at work. I even tried to put my portrait in my office as a CEO and I was told to put a Hamster 🐹 portrait instead. I said why? They said it's out of respect for Hamsters and that it was the same reason that the company was named after Hamsters. I said "Okay". It was then I realised that the company is not about anything serious. It's all memes. I quit my job as a CEO.
The main problem now isn't the $20 that I was paid. The main problem is that the Lambo seller has been calling and I don't know what to tell him.
