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Happy New Month My Good Friends, my Followers,  my Brothers and Sisters..May Almighty God continue to reward us with his...
01/08/2025

Happy New Month My Good Friends, my Followers, my Brothers and Sisters..

May Almighty God continue to reward us with his infinite Wisdom, Grace, Love, Good Health, and Prosperity in all our life endeavours. Amen

31/07/2025

Oh My God this guy has special hatred on Women..

Why saying this to your fellow human being.

31/07/2025

NIGERIA IS NOT A PLACE FOR THE WEAK...

The experience I had yesterday, may God never allow me experience this again in my life....

🐓 The Day Mama Sent Me to Buy a Fowl and I Nearly Married One!

You people will not believe what happened to me yesterday...

My mother sent me to the village market to buy a big fowl for our family meeting. She even gave me a warning: "Make sure the fowl is fat and doesn’t run!"
I nodded with confidence like someone that once graduated from Fowl University.

When I reached the market, I saw one beautiful fowl — white feathers, chest out, legs strong like okada stand. I told the seller:
"This is the one! This is the type of fowl that cooks itself inside pot!"

I paid. As I was going home, the fowl looked at me with one spiritual eye 🧙‍♀️. I ignored it.

5 minutes later, the fowl jumped from my hand, looked back like it wanted to say:
"You want to eat me? You dey mad!"
And just like that, it took off — flying, galloping, twisting through gutters like it had Google Maps!

I started chasing it like I was in an Olympic race sponsored by hunger and disgrace.

People gathered. One man shouted,
"Is that your girlfriend or your fowl!?" 😭

After 30 minutes, I finally caught it... but guess what?

Another woman came and said:
"Na my fowl be that! E dey answer Miracle!"

😳 Me: "So the fowl even get name and certificate!?"

At the end, I left that market with one feather, a torn shirt, and fresh village shame.

31/07/2025

This Is What Too Much Yoghurt Can Do to a Lady??”

Watch how one man explained it in a way you won’t believe!



Can you Imagine the Sole owner of Baze University's son graduated at Queen Mary university London. You have a University...
31/07/2025

Can you Imagine the Sole owner of Baze University's son graduated at Queen Mary university London.

You have a University, but your son is going to London to graduate from a British University.

😲😲😲😲 Nigeria my Country

Politics is very stronger....Servant today, Boss tomorrow..
04/07/2025

Politics is very stronger....

Servant today, Boss tomorrow..

21/04/2025

This is how the Catholic Church actually elects one.

Firstly , who's calling the shots?

Yeah, It's very true that the cardinals are responsible for the entire process of the election.

But there's an important caveat.

Only cardinals under the age of 80 can take part.

From the statistics only 135 out of the 252 cardinals are eligible to vote.

But that's not all.

Pope Paul VI introduced a rule capping the number of voting cardinals to be at 120.

This implies that some might be excluded from voting. That or the limit will be disregarded.

The cardinals swear an oath of secrecy.

No phones. No talking to the press. No outside communication.

Why? In order to ensure that the Holy Spirit guide the election, free from politics or outside influence.

The voting process is highly deeply on spiritual.

Each cardinal writes the name of his chosen candidate on a ballot, folds it, and places it in a chalice on the altar.

Then they pray: “I call as my witness Christ the Lord who will be my judge.”

To be elected, a man must receive a two-thirds majority of the votes.

If no one receives enough votes after several ballots, they pause and pray.

This can go on for days, weeks, months or years!

The longest Conclave was almost three years long.

After each round of voting, the ballots are burned.

Chemicals are added to the smoke to signal the outcome:

Black - no decision

White - we have a Pope.

Once someone receives the required votes, the Dean of the College of Cardinals asks him two questions:

1. Do you accept your canonical election as Supreme Pontiff?

2. By what name shall you be called?

If he accepts, he becomes the Pope.

The new Pope is dressed in white, he prays, vests, and then appears on the balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica.

The most senior cardinal announces:

“Habemus Papam!” (We have a Pope!)

The new Holy Father then gives his first blessing, Urbi et Orbi ("to the City and to the World").

The bells of St. Peter’s ring, and Christians around the globe rejoice.

A successor to Saint Peter has been chosen.

It ends where it began, on the balcony, facing the world.

A man in white, chosen by red, speaking to eternity.

Habemus Papam.

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