06/12/2024
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U REALLY NEED TO SMILE ππ
1.They send you to go and buy fuel β¦1,000, you use β¦200 to buy suyaπ₯©.Reaching there, There is no fuel. Look at your life now
3.Please, if you invest β¦5000 and get β¦100,000π° in an hour, continue to invest till you overtake Bill-Gate. Stop disturbing my life; I'm not interestedπ‘.
4.When your husband cooks and washes the dishes, he's romantic. But when your brother does the same to his wife, he is bewitched. It is "juju!" But aunty, what's the colour of your problemπ?
5.You broke up with someone in your street and then date another person in that same street and you say you've moved on. See, you're just moving aroundππ.
6. I introduced my girlfriend to my mummyπ§ and she was very happyπ. Tomorrow, I'm bringing another one. I want to make my mom happy always.ππ
7. Some people are just funny on this facebook. How can you upload a photo of you and your mother and be tagging meπ? Do I look like your step fatherπ€·ββοΈ?
8. Seriously, I'm tired of hiding my identityπ. Today, I want to confess. Guys, I am Donald Trump's brother.
9.One Ghana lady asked me Smart, why do you Nigerians like saying "Sorry" before asking a question.
_Like 'sorry' please what's the timeπ£? "Sorry" is this the line?
I answered her, well.........to me my dearie, everybody in this country is angry.
_So You have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquires.π€£ππππ
10.It's only African parents that at will advice you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much to say"..π π π
11.First day at boarding school, they served us rice, I was still waiting for stew when one guy told me"my brother this is jollof Rice".π
12.When a guy loves a girl he walks up to her and tell her, but when a girl loves a boy, she sits back and wait for the holy spirit to minister to him.ππ
13: Alcohol make you do itπ€π€But aunty you shave before going...what was your plan ππ leave innocent ALCOHOL aloneπ€£π€£π€£π€£
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