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03/06/2025

The only yash I want to grab
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24/05/2025

01/02/2025

BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?
PRØSTITÚTE: I'm going to the Mørtüary.
BIKE MAN: Sørry it's láte, I can't drop you
there except you pay me 3000 naira.
PRØSTITÚTE: No prøblem, when we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the Mørtüary, the
prøstitúte said, "Wait here a second, let me
go get you the money."
When the man waited for an hour without
seeing the prøstitúte, he decided to go in
search of her. He pūshed open the gate of
the Mørtüary a little bit, took some steps in,
before noticing someone, who appêâred to
be the Mørtüary attendant, loungíng
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place,
she asked me to wait for her to go inside
and get the money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I
don't know what you are talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided to stay
and wait for the lady. The attendant
thought for a while and asked him to follow
him into the Mørtüary room. When they got
there:
ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick beside
him, and points it towards the bodies) If
you know you entered a bike and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it
out or else I will bêât all of you with this
stick!
Quickly, one of the de@d bodies raised up
her hand and threw the money at the bike
rider.🤔🙆🙆 THE BIKE MAN FAĪNTED 😭😭

If you were the bike man, what will you do?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

14/09/2024

A conversation broke out between foodstuffs 🤣

BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.

BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.

RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.

YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.

POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?

YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.

EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 🙈??

OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 🤦🏻‍♂️

POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?😞

SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.

POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake ooo!!

SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 🙄

INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 💔🤣

SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 💁🏻‍♂️

BEANS: (laughs)

INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.

(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)

Then GARRI walks in ...🚶🚶

****Everywhere became silent till now everyone became quite ***
😂👌💪

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17/08/2024

A graduate in Biology was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.🗞️👀

In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla🦍, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla🦍.

The graduate was embarra$$ed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job.

The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla.

The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion🦁.

The lion r0ared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a g0rilla and started shouting like a human, 🗣️"Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear👂*Dennis*, it's me Mike, your course mate."
My brother, No job in this country, Infact that croc0dile🐊 in that water is not a crocodilie, it is John😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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17/08/2024

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03/08/2024

Tomorrow go hot oo
Name the movie 🤔😊
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01/08/2024

Know these and know peace;

1. Yahoo na stealing

2. Hook up na prostitution

3. Sh**ha na smoke no be sweet

4. Taskforce na agbero work

5. SA or PA to politician no be employment

6. Introduction no be marriage.

7. Cotonou na abroad

8. Say your husband dey post you no mean say him no dey cheat.

9. Popularity for Facebook no mean say you get money

10. Say INEC declare you no mean say court no go fit remove you.

11. Say you catch your wife no mean say she no go do am again.

12. Say him handsome no mean say him no dey beat woman.

13. Say she dey fast and pray no mean say she never do abortion before.

14. Say you dey call me boss, no mean say I be boss, you just wan bill me.

15. Say she fine no mean say she get better character

16. Say you dey see her fine pictures for social media no mean say she dey use iPhone (na abeg abeg send me those my pictures wey Dey your phone)

17.Say I borrow money from loan app no mean say I no get bright future👌

18.Say them send messages to all my contacts no mean say na them go repay the loan

19.Say you fine no mean say you go marry rich man or do big wedding

20.Say you no people no mean say u get
connection

22.Say you and your husband Dey lie seriously for Fb on una birthdays no mean say love Dey una marriage

23.Say you dress well no mean say u don make am

24.Say u no like me no mean say God no go bless me

25.Say you dey form nawww no mean say u use one day reach where u dey today .

Last last God is the greatest.

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30/07/2024

The famous tiktoker from Uganda Rango Tenge Tenge.

Invíted by Nigeria Famous Artist Davído to Nigería and offers him a lot of money to feature him in his upcoming song vìdeo alongside the Ghêtto Kíds. Tengo has landed in Nigeria. Soldiers promise to safeguard him during his time in Nigeria.

Tenge's aim and dream is to build numerous boreholes in his village so that people can obtain clean water.