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African parents get wahala ehnnn πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… γ‚šviralγ‚·
17/12/2025

African parents get wahala ehnnn πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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BREAKING NEWS 🚨Malian πŸ‡²πŸ‡± Presido and Point One wey Dey grow biabia General Assimi GoΓ―ta has announced that Grade 9 stude...
10/10/2025

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Malian πŸ‡²πŸ‡± Presido and Point One wey Dey grow biabia General Assimi GoΓ―ta has announced that Grade 9 students of Mali will no longer study the French Revolution or French history in schools.

In is words;

It’s time our children learn about African heroes, empires, and revolutions β€” not foreign tales by moonlight of how Mr Macron discovered a stream in Burundi created by Allah!

When you see how frequently Harry Kane has been scoring since January, and yet, he hasn't reached 50 goals as we're alre...
09/10/2025

When you see how frequently Harry Kane has been scoring since January, and yet, he hasn't reached 50 goals as we're already in October, you've to question the rate through which Messi scored 91 goals in one calendar year.

The English man is the highest goal scorer in this 2025, and automatically the closest to break Lionel Messi's record.

Kane has 2 months and half to achieve that.
He already has 48 goals or so, so far.
Now, he's 18 matches left this year, and must score 43 goals to catch Messi.

Then, if he wants to be the outright owner of that record, he must dispatch more than 43.

Seeing how frequently Harry Kane has been scoring and still not almost there, makes Messi's milestone a more realistic fairytale.

Messi is simply not normal!

This is an extraterrestrial act!

Kane, you're their last hope, please, come through for your people πŸ˜‚.

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· Samir Nasri πŸ—£οΈ: When Pep 𝐟𝐒𝐫𝐬𝐭 came to Man City, He made 𝐜𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 to the squad and some players were 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. He ...
09/10/2025

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· Samir Nasri πŸ—£οΈ: When Pep 𝐟𝐒𝐫𝐬𝐭 came to Man City, He made 𝐜𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 to the squad and some players were 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. He asked us, "𝐈𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐒 𝐑𝐞𝐫𝐞?" We told him '𝐍𝐨.' He said, "Well then 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 has the 𝐫𝐒𝐠𝐑𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚π₯𝐀 because Messi is the 𝐨𝐧π₯𝐲 player I would 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 put on the π›πžπ§πœπ‘."

πŸ”₯ Unbelievable Leo Messi Stat! πŸ”₯In The 2011 UEFA Champions League Season, Leo Messi Played 13 Matches πŸ†And Won Man Of Th...
09/10/2025

πŸ”₯ Unbelievable Leo Messi Stat! πŸ”₯

In The 2011 UEFA Champions League Season, Leo Messi Played 13 Matches πŸ†
And Won Man Of The Match In All 13! πŸ˜±πŸ‘

To Top It Off, He Earned A Perfect 10/10 Rating In The Final! ⭐🐐

Truly The Definition Of Greatness. πŸ™ŒπŸ’«

🚨 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Manchester City’s long-awaited verdict on the 115 Premier League charges could finally arrive this month.Pre...
08/10/2025

🚨 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Manchester City’s long-awaited verdict on the 115 Premier League charges could finally arrive this month.

Premier League claims City:

β€’ Gave false information about their revenue and sponsorship deals.

β€’ Didn’t fully disclose payments to players and managers.

β€’ Broke UEFA’s Financial Fair Play and PSR rules.

β€’ Didn’t cooperate with league investigations for several years.

The club stands accused of breaching financial rules over a nine-year span (2009–2018) but has denied all allegations.

β€”

A reminder of Cristiano Ronaldo's salary at Al-Nassr πŸ€―πŸ’°
08/10/2025

A reminder of Cristiano Ronaldo's salary at Al-Nassr πŸ€―πŸ’°

"Here is my dad. I never saw my mom; I heard she left after giving birth to me. My daddy is a retired primary school tea...
08/10/2025

"Here is my dad. I never saw my mom; I heard she left after giving birth to me. My daddy is a retired primary school teacher. ​Actually, I don't have money for a salon.

Daddy doesn't have much, but he always makes sure he makes me happy and look like a queen. He has been playing both the fatherly and motherly roles in my life for the past 16 years. I don't need a boyfriend to be happy or look nice. All I want is to focus on my studies and make daddy proud.

​Daddy, you may not have much now, but you make my life richer in every way. Your love and presence make my world exciting, happy, and easier. I pray to God to bless me so that I can take good care of you, daddy.

​Thank you, Daddy ❀️
​An appreciation post to my loving Dad"
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πŸ—£οΈJohn Stones says he regrets that Man City parked the bus in the 1-1 draw with earlier this season: β€œIt was not plann...
08/10/2025

πŸ—£οΈJohn Stones says he regrets that Man City parked the bus in the 1-1 draw with earlier this season: β€œIt was not planned for us to do that. I think when you are in a game, you get in different scenarios and have a feeling of pressure or there is a sense within the game that you have to just do that.

"The guys took initiative and did it, and I think that is why it's caused such a stir and become such a big talking point. It wasn't planned and it is definitely not in our DNA as a team to go out and do that. We don't want to do that.

"I believe it isn't the right way to go out and win a football match by sitting on the edge of the box. I've played against it enough to know how frustrating it is, and how difficult it is to soak up all that pressure for a long period of the game.

β€œIt was a mixture of things. Definitely not a tactical set-up from us. It was more just feeling the game, and it's a difficult one for me to say. Looking back at it now, it's very uncharacteristic.”

🚨 ππ‘π„π€πŠπˆππ†: Jordi Alba will retire from professional football at the end of MLS season. πŸ₯ΊπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† La LigaπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† Copa del ...
07/10/2025

🚨 ππ‘π„π€πŠπˆππ†: Jordi Alba will retire from professional football at the end of MLS season. πŸ₯ΊπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ

πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† La Liga
πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† Copa del Rey
πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† Supercopa de EspaΓ±a
πŸ† Champions League
πŸ† Club World Cup
πŸ† Supporters’ Shield
πŸ† Leagues Cup
πŸ† Euros
πŸ† Nations League

π‘³π’†π’ˆπ’†π’π’…π’‚π’“π’š 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 π’ƒπ’‚π’„π’Œ 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓. Good luck 🀞 πŸš†βœ¨

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