07/01/2025
Laugh ๐
1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it ๐
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards ๐
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone๐
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared๐๐
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start๐๐
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spicy" ๐๐ณ
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM๐
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant ๐ซ
9. Wickedness รท is wen u finish reading this post and don't react and share ๐ถ๐ฉ๐ต .
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