Nancy Omunuzua

24/11/2025

It's either they use money to knack you or they use relationship to knack you😏...
The truth is, you must be knack😋... you can't escape it😊

24/11/2025

When you're hungry but your smart refrigerator said No🤣🤣🤣

24/11/2025

For three months now, Mama Ife’s compound has not known peace.

It started small — just ordinary neighbour wahala.
A missing bucket here… someone’s generator noise there… normal things.

But last week, everything scattered.

Mama Ife accused her neighbour, Aunty Beatrice, of pouring dirty water at her doorstep.
Aunty Beatrice said she didn’t do it.
Before anybody could say “calm down,” voices rose, slippers started flying, and the entire compound gathered like morning devotion.

But the painful part?
Their children, who used to eat together and do homework together, now pass each other like strangers.

Yesterday, little Ife asked her mother:
“Mummy, why can’t we greet them again? Did we offend them?”
Mama Ife had no answer… just tears.

In this life, sometimes it’s not the problem that breaks a home — it’s the pride.

Now the whole compound is divided.
People choose sides.
Every sound turns to suspicion.
And two families who used to share salt and pepper now behave like enemies.

My people… when did we become like this?

If you were living in that compound, what would you do? Who is wrong here?

Thank you.

24/11/2025

See me see Uhwalaha 🤣🤣🤣
Husband said but we dey flight for over 2 months
🤣🤣🤣

24/11/2025

A lady with a massive, eye-catching, traffic-stopping big waist walked into the street one afternoon and found three men staring at her like she was a whole documentary film.
She turned around and shouted:
“Excuse me! You people should come here!
What exactly do you men even want from my waist that you’re always chasing after it?”
The first man scratched his head:
“Madam… it’s not our fault. Your waist has natural magnet. My legs just start following.”
The second man added:
“Even my shadow chases it. Me and my shadow don’t normally agree, but today we have the same mission.” 😂
The third man took off his cap:
“My sister, your waist is like Wi-Fi. Once I see it, my body just connects automatically.”
The lady placed her hands on her hips:
“So none of you have shame?”
They all shouted together:
“NO!” 😭😂
She continued:
“What is inside this waist sef? Is it gold? Is it fuel? Why are you people always following me like hungry pigeons?!”
The first man replied:
“Madam, that waist can end world hunger. It gives peace. It gives hope. It gives direction.”
The second man nodded:
“If that waist was in the Bible, it would be in the book of Psalms.” 😂
The third man added:
“If the government sees it, they will put it on national currency.”
The lady shouted:
“So my waist is now national treasure?!”
The men said:
“YES! And we are here to protect it!” 😭🤣
She shook her head, walked away, and all three men followed her like security guards.

24/11/2025

When you have an open heart, the odds are favorable for giving more than you get.

You give too much, believe too easily, care too hard and are hopelessly hopeful.

And somehow, you’re the one who always gets hurt.

But remember this—

It’s not a weakness to have a good heart.

It means you have the power to care in a world that forgets how.

Some day, someone will treasure everything about you—

your kindness, your fidelity, your love —

and they will never allow you to feel pain the way others have.

24/11/2025

4) If someone really wants to be a part of your life, they will not leave you guessing.

They won’t give explanations, ghost you or make you feel like you’re asking for too much.

They will show up and they will try, you get to choose each other — your person is consistent.

Connection doesn’t have to be forced.

People who care make time, they make space, and they make sure you feel valued.

And the ones who don’t?

Let them go.

You deserve people who show up on purpose, not by default…

people who hang around because they want to, not because you did a good job reminding them to.

24/11/2025

Impressing for a moment does not necessarily make someone a man, even if that impressing leads to winning a woman’s heart.

The key is what comes next.

And a real man shelters that heart, treasures it and doesn’t break its trust.

He demonstrates love in the forms of consistency, respect, loyalty and effort.

He knows a woman’s heart is a prize, not a scalp.

It’s a question of winning her at this point —

it is all about picking her every day,

treasuring her trust,

and just feeling safe and loved and worthy.”

That’s what defines a real man.

24/11/2025

🤣🤣🤣🤣

24/11/2025