presh Ike

05/01/2023

I need 4k urgently please!!

05/01/2023

A lady posted on her timeline saying she needs 7k urgently.

People were just observing the post without saying anything.

Then a guy commented and said DM.

She DM and the guy asked for her acct details and sent her 10k and told her to use the remaining 3k for her self.

The lady thanked him.

One day the lady called the guy and asked for a date, he agreed and they went out.

They started having feelings for each other.

Then the lady surprised him with a brand new Lexus, and she took the guy to canada and they got married.

MORAL LESSON: I need 30k urgently.

Remember the lesson.
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03/01/2023

To be sincerely honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view and without hiding any thoughts in my mind and without lies,to the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart,expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say just because I was nervous.But Today, by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

03/01/2023

13/12/2022

What is 934,752,213,849,592,189,365,634 in words?

05/12/2022

congratulations to u my one and only untouchable on your new ride more more to come

u know I love u 🥰
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presh Ike

28/11/2022

One of the smartest, perhaps the smartest person on the planet, Kim Ung-Yong, was doing calculus and speaking five languages before age five. By age eight he was doing math at NASA and finished his Ph.D. prior to age fifteen.

(^ him at age five)

It’s all a bit over the top.

None of this was by his own decision. After the discovery of his genius, an I.Q. of over 200, he was placed on an ultra-fast track program for his life.

After accumulating a mind numbing pile of academic accolades, he worked at NASA for years until he abruptly quit.

Here you have the smartest guy in the world, someone whose intelligence dwarfs most Harvard students’, and he walks away from it all.

Why? He wasn’t happy. It was all too much intensity for him. He felt like a machine and just wanted something normal.

He now works in a normal university faculty position as a professor. A prestigious job for most people. But for him? Not so. Kim is still periodically targeted by Korean news outlets for being a “failed genius”. With all of his gifts he was expected to change the world and innovate within several science fields.

It begs the question, who decided Kim was supposed to change the world? It certainly wasn’t him.

Mr. Kim might not be someone most of us can relate to. But he is analogous, ground zero even, for the problems intelligent people face with regards to “potential.” Just because someone is smart, strong, creative, doesn’t mean they want to be king of the world.

Some people are happy with a low key life. Happiness is the great equalizer. If they are happy, your expectations no longer matter.

24/11/2022

To Any Student Reading This♥️

You Will Graduate With Good Grades 🥰

23/11/2022

```Don't waste your words on people that deserves your silence; sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is to say nothing at all```
*Quite*
*🙏~Alhamdulillah~🙏*

23/11/2022

Control your kids in public. Stop using the slang "Na pikin em be" and be allowing your child disturb the peace of people.

I was in a public bus today coming back from My Sister's house today.

I was wearing a Paper Crafted Cap 🧢 designed by my Niece, the Cap was so beautiful and Artistic, Both the coloring and everything. I promised her that I would hang it on my Wall when I gets home. She asked me not to remove either till I get home, I promised her that I would do it, It is the first gift she is giving me.

I was so in love with the Cap, if not that it would be damaged if worn constantly, I will be wearing it every day.

So while in the bus, I will time to time remove the cap stare at it and smile ☺ to myself, there was this little boy that was staring at me all this while, he would be around 5yrs or so, when I returned to cap to my head the umpteenth time, before I could say jack, the little boy removed my cap from my head, before I could turn to collect it back, He has already torn it into two and dropped it on the ground.

I was so angry at him, instead of his mother to Apologize, she burst out laughing saying "Emma you won't kill me, just look at the way you removed uncle's Paper cap and tear it, nawoo for you oo"

I started scolding the little boy and the woman got angry saying, Can't you see that he is just a child, can't you seem to understand that.

I tried explaining to her how much that cap means to me, She was to sharp to shout and so what? Your mate are buying Gucci cap you're using Paper cap and won't allow someone to hear words.

I kept quiet.

On getting to a bridge, I grabbed her Cap along with the wig she was wearing and threw out from the window into the River and shouted "Iyke you can't stop amazing me oo, See how you throw someone Cap into the River, Nawoo"

Everyone burst out laughing, She was staring at me and I was staring back.

Nonsense and ingredients,

I reached the Next Bus stop and Alighted.

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