10/05/2026
Chaii 💔💔 The UK government don deport papa, mama and their 3 children back to Nigeria after them sell all their properties and borrow 20 million naira to relocate to UK
Tobore sell his house for Otokutu, his land for Opete his black Lexus 330, his big boutique shop and borrow 20 million naira to relocate himself, his wife, their two children, and his wife late senior sister daughter wey dey stay with them to UK.
On arrival at the UK, both of them begin dey hustle but na his wife wey her name na Funke first get better work because she be nurse, while Tobore dey get normal warehouse work occasionally.
After a year for UK, naim Funke declare say Tobore still dey chat once-once with one babe wey he dey doke when them still dey Nigeria, naim she vex go UK home office go report say she wan remove her husband as a dependant from her visa because she no wan continue the marriage again. Mind you, na Funke be main applicant, while her Tobore and the children na her dependants.
After her complaint, naim home office send mail to Tobore to inform am say he get a few weeks to leave the country because his wife don remove am as he dependant. Tobore being a typical warri boy decide say since na watin Funke wan do am be this, he go kukuma scatter everything.
Naim Tobore go the home office go tell them say one of the three children wey Funke declare as their pikin for her documents wey them take enter UK no be their biological pikin, and them no legally adopt the pikin (this na very big offense for UK law)
Na so UK home office take invite Funke to come with her children for DNA. When Funke hear say Tobore don go cast their family secret, naim she begin beg Tobore for forgiveness, make he withdraw his complaint make them go settle for house but it was too late because UK government don already dey aware. DNA result truly prove say that particular pikin no dey related by ß10000d to Funke and Tobore, na so UK government take bundle the entire family back to Nigeria.
As we dey talk now, marriage don scatter. Tobere dey Abuja dey drive Taxi, while Funke dey Lagos dey work as nurse with a salary of 70k for one private hospital and the children dey with Funke mama for village.
My people how una see this matter?
Hmmm na the husband we go blame abi the wife?
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