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Kelvintwo, Festac Town (2025)

MY LIFE IS NOT TO BE LIKE YOU EXACTLY BUT, TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM YOU AND BE MYSELF IN DIFFERENT WAY!
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16/07/2025

MY CHEST 😩💔

This generation has finally cracked the coconut of common sense and thrown it away.

Brethren, I am officially weak.

I have been watching The Hunt Game Show by our beloved Nons_miraj hoping to learn one or two things for my new YouTube channel. But what I have seen? E no get part 2.

At first, I thought it was comedy. But then I realized these people were serious. Dead serious. And that’s when fear and shock gripped me.

A guy walked in and said, “I want a hardworking woman.”
Guess what happened? Pew-pew-pew! Balloons popped everywhere like New Year fireworks.

Another guy said, “I want a lady I can build a life with.”
Boom! More balloons burst. If you were standing beside your TV, you would think you Benin Republic has invaded Nigeria.

Now, for those who don’t watch the show:
When a woman pops her balloon, it means the man is a rejected stone. 🙆‍♂️

And when asked why they didn’t want these men, the answers were straight from the pit of laziness.
One said she can’t suffer in this life. She wants a man who will give her 2 million naira monthly, take her shopping, and basically turn her into an expense on two legs.

Another said, “I can manage 500k monthly. For now.”
For now oh! Until she upgrades to Dangote-level allowance.

Then came the thunderbolt:

One of them was asked if she could accept 3 million naira as wedding budget.
She said: “God forbid!” 😳

She claims to earn 1 million monthly but wants a man who can drop 150 million for wedding.
And I’m not joking. She said it with her full chest like she was quoting Psalms 23.

She even asked if the 3 million was for her dress or her eyelashes.
And the others clapped like she just invented ATM machine.

Please, someone help me understand:
How does a woman who earn 1M monthly demand a man who can blow 12 YEARS plus of her salary in one day to entertain people who will still gossip that the jollof rice was dry?

My brothers and sisters, what exactly is she worth?
Because it’s certainly not 150M.

The highlight of madness was when another guy came and said:
“I want a woman who earn at least 10 million monthly.”

The same lady who asked for 2M allowance looked him in the eye and said, “That one is impossible unless the woman is a politician or has a sugar daddy.”

Ma? 🤔
You are on a YouTube show hosted by a woman who makes way more than that monthly and you still think money can only come from sugar daddies?

She knows how to spend money like a senator’s wife, but her brain can’t calculate how to make it. 😭

We are raising a generation that’s business-savvy in shopping, but completely broke in vision.

They want luxury without labor.
Allowance without ambition.
Wedding without wisdom.

But here’s my shoutout:

To every woman out there who still has sense, value, self-respect, and doesn’t see a man as a walking ATM, you are a queen in a world of confused clowns. 👑

Hold your crown tight. The streets are wild.

As for the rest of you…
When reality slaps you, may your overpriced wig on your empty head not fly off on camera. Amen.

-KAA

09/07/2025

Your Mindset Is Not from God or Satan. It’s From Those You Listen to.

Here’s a brutally honest fact:
You can NEVER grow beyond the voices you listen to.

The people in your village are not poor because they are destined to be poor.
They are poor because everything they see, hear, and talk about revolves around poverty. Market gossip, family witchcraft, community fights, and “who stole whose goat.”

You cannot speak the language of poverty daily and expect the reality of wealth to magically appear.

If you sit daily with people who discuss wealth creation, new opportunities, emerging markets, investments, and strategic positioning,
you will slowly start thinking differently.
Your conversations will shift.
Your desires will change.
Your actions will follow.

But if your circle is full of hoodlums, drunkards, gamblers, gossipers, and people who turn every serious discussion into a joke,
don’t be surprised when you hit 50 and realize
you have spent your entire life laughing yourself into poverty and living a choatic life.

Some of you are trapped in religious centers where every single thing wrong in your life is blamed on one evil spirit somewhere.

They have programmed you to believe that your progress depends on fighting invisible battles, so that’s what your life becomes:
an endless fight with imaginary demons.

But step into a gathering where you are constantly reminded of how blessed, capable, and empowered you are and watch how your life starts reflecting that mindset.

The friends you keep.
The voices you listen to.
The beliefs you embrace.

These three things shape your mindset.
Your mindset drives your actions.
And your actions determine what you will become.

It’s not magic. It’s not luck. It’s not your village people.

It’s mindset, conversation, and circle.

Change them… and watch EVERYTHING else changes.

Share this post to someone today and don’t forget to follow KAA.

05/07/2025

I was once broke too but yesterday, a single post made ₦27 Million in 7 hours.

This is the power of branding.

Read this carefully, this post could change your life if you pay attention to the details.

Yesterday, around 7AM, I made a simple post introducing an opportunity for people to enroll in the Kaa Academy Arbitrage Blogging Course.

The fee? ₦500,000.
The window? From 7AM to 1PM—just 7 hours.

Within those few hours, 54 people paid.

Once it was 1PM, the post was deleted and over a dozen latecomers were refunded immediately.

Pay attention.

Earlier last month, we opened another admission window for a 3-in-1 Course priced at ₦1,200,000. 15 people enrolled.

We also ran a Monetization Masterclass at ₦300,000. 32 people enrolled.

That’s a total of ₦54 Million in just 35 days.

But here’s what you should really pay attention to and why I’m making this open.

How is this possible in a country where people complain about paying even ₦20,000 for knowledge?

The answer lies in just three words:
1. TRUST.
2. PROOF.
3. CONSISTENCY.

The KAA brand has mastered how to win hearts and wallets, not through dark-hat tricks but by being authentic, vulnerable, and open about its flaws, while showing a consistent commitment to growth.

People trust us because there’s no hidden agenda. We say it as it is and we do not sell hope but reality.

In a world where transparency is rare, trust me, those who show their behind-the-scenes process will always win.

Sincerity is far more powerful and seductive than perfection.

Our growth is visible.
Our process is traceable.
Our results are undeniable—carefully built through years of consistency.

When we say something, we back it with action.
That’s why we can confidently return millions of Naira and still say,
“When it’s closed, it’s closed.”

We have mastered:
• Self-control.
• Brutal honesty.
• Intentional branding.

And the result?

We have earned deep trust that I guide with my life.
We have earned lasting confidence.
Now, a single short post can generate nearly ₦30 Million in just 7 hours.

The real question is:
Are you patient enough to spend 10 years building a brand that becomes an authority, or are you too busy chasing every quick penny, whether dirty or clean?

As I have always said here, there’s legit money everywhere.
Just focus on building, serving, and delivering value.

By the way, most of the money we make via the Kaa Academy is what we use to run the Kaa Charity Foundation - KCF.

We have exactly 32 people on our scholarship program across Nigeria currently and other important charity works I fund silently from my personal pocket. We are also establishing a tech hub in Abuja where both young and old people can learn different tech skills and most importantly, how to make money out of it.

I encourage you to keep building. Give yourself time. Have long term plan. Be intentional. Be strategic. Learn from those ahead.

You can be poor and hungry now, but if you are intentional, strategic, and brutally honest, you will some day build a brand that appeals to thousands seamlessly.

-KAA

30/06/2025

The Virgin with S*x Toys & Other Righteous Sinners.
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A virgin lady sees unmarried women who have had s*x as spoilt, promiscuous, ungodly children of the world.
But even as a virgin, she owns a collection of s*x toys.
A man sucks her breast. She receives head. She moans. She c**s.
But yes, she’s still a virgin. She’s the virtuous one. The rest do not have self-control.

The man who manufactures fake drugs and beverages that slowly kill thousands is the loudest voice on radio and TV screaming about Fulani herdsmen killings.
Death is death, but somehow, his own poison doesn’t count. He’s such a saint.

A woman sleeping with a married man posts “Men, stop cheating!” on her WhatsApp status every week.
Maybe I forgot, the man is sleeping with a statue.

A pastor sold anointing oil and healing stickers to his members, promising immediate healing.
They bought it with their medical allowance.
But when he fell ill, he flew to the UK on church contributions.
Even Jesus must be confused and the devil is dumbfounded.

The usher who steals offering every Sunday says, “You are robbing God if you don’t pay tithe!” On the last day we will know who’s the thief.

A boy who loudly vows to remain celibate until marriage masturbates three times a day.
But he hasn’t had “real” s*x, so in his mind, he’s holy. The rest of us need forgiveness for our sins. Lol.

A university lecturer says cult boys that stole his laptop are thieves.
Yet his course requires s*x or bribe to pass.
Sir, what really makes one a thief?

A police officer who emptied a guy’s bank account on the road now tells journalists they “got intel that criminals with g¥ns are entering the city.”
Is the armed robber not already standing there?

An importer smuggling fake products calls Customs officers “corrupt for collecting bribes.”
I will never understand the logic.

The girl who publicly shames women for bleaching their skin uses heavy makeups and filters in all her photos. Who should really be the judge?

Dear society,
Hypocrisy is now a virtue. Righteousness is now branding. And sin? Just depends on who’s doing it.

We now have holy thieves, virgin s***s, corrupt saviors, and godly manipulators.

Everyone is holy…
…until we check their search history,
…until we audit their bank transfers,
…until we interview their victims.

You see, in today’s world:
Being right is not about living right.
It’s about looking right on Instagram, tweeting smart on X, and quoting Bible verses in Facebook bio.

But deep down,
The devil no longer hides in hell, he hides in righteous captions made from hell.

Anyways, before I forget. The business coach who teaches “honesty and branding, uses fake testimonials and rented cars to deceive students. They know themselves. Hypocrites!

Writer: KAA
Host of KaaTruths Podcast.

25/06/2025

War is not good because it only claim and affect the poor mans lives.

War is a rich man game involving poor man lives.

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