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25/07/2025

Advanced vs Basic English
1. Elaborate = explain in detail
2. Mitigate = reduce
3. Alleviate = ease
4. Aggravate = worsen
5. Elicit = draw out
6. Engender = create
7. Exacerbate = make worse
8. Facilitate = make easier
9. Implement = put into effect
10. Anticipate = expect
11. Persevere = continue despite difficulty
12. Repudiate = reject
13. Retract = take back
14. Scrutinize = examine closely
15. Terminate = end
16. Validate = confirm
17. Exemplify = illustrate
18. Encompass = include

25/07/2025

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was to sit on hung on the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled. Without saying a word, he proceeded to the blackboard and wrote:

Test - 15 min, 30 marks.

Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 Mark).

Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, and show your workings (1 Mark)

Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair on the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks).🙄

Me:🤔🤔😂😂

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25/07/2025

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th grade
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i drip. When you blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the University...even myself got all answers wrong😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Class dismissed.

Linus Digitech

20/06/2025

I borrowed 50k from Dad and
50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left.
I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself.
I now owe Dad 49k and
Mum 49k also.
49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k.
So where did 1k go..?

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20/06/2025

"My classmates used to make fun of me when I was in secondary school because I wasn't that smart. None of them rated me at all back then but now that I am the biggest streamer in Nigeria, they would do anything just to get attention from me.

While we were all studying at that time, I was busy thinking about the future and how to make my papa proud. There was one of my classmates, Seyi, who used to cover his work whenever I wanted to copy during exams.

He called me on FaceTime a few months ago, screaming that he saw me on TV and begged to come to Lekki to see me and Jarvis. I told him he'd have to pay to see me." — Peller

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25/05/2025

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08/05/2024

🚨 BIOGRAPHY OF TOO PRINCE 🚨

David Fanen Aker, also known as Too Prince is a Nigerian Benue rapper and songwriter. Born in Ihungwa Nor, Mbayion Gboko LGA of Benue state.

He is well-known across Benue and middle belt at large due to his amazing style of rap which seems to be unique among other rappers in the region Too Prince started his music career at a tender age and has so far had a lot of hit songs like Shimakwe, Mnena, Pepe, Tse Geri, I Want to call, etc.

His ability to jump excellently on Afrobeats, Hip Hop, and some other genres of music has earned him greater recognition in the music industry globally.

This versatile rapper is popularly known for his intro “Mo Mbanga, Ne Lan Ga” which simply means, “I am not scarce, you already know.”With no doubt, Too Prince cannot be underrated when it comes to making good music.

He normally raps in Tiv, Hausa and English language, but mostly Tiv in many of his songs.

His kind of music is so genuine because of his powerful rhymes, flows, and his amazing tune. Many people fall in love with his songs due to his energetic and vibrant way of preaching love.

Oh yes, Too Prince can easily make you fall in love if you are a good lover of love songs.He has a lot of features with so many artists in his state and across the country including popular artists like Slikish, Jjdebusta, JULY Anendah, OD-WOODS, Zazzi Ayali among others.

His ability to feed his fans with good music acquired him some acknowledgeable achievements in the music industry.

He was also honored by Be9ja with an award He is no doubt a maker of good sounds. Many people love his music to the extent you can hear them singing his songs lyrics by lyrics.
You can also stream or download his songs online by typing too prince songs either on Audiomack or other mediums.

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