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21/01/2024

🌳 PART 2 🌳 ↔️ 🌳 CŌITŪS 🌳
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I took my camera phone and started recording. I kicked the door so hard and it opened. We entered and found Mr John and Mrs Nancy completely naked having COÌTÜS with eachother

The COÌTÜS teachers were shocked seeing us appeared to them all of a sudden.

Miss Nancy was already panicking but Uncle John didn't surrender. He was known for being sturbborn and arrogant

"Are you guys insãnē ? What are you looking for here ? Drop that phone nöw and get out " Mr John yelled at us

"You say? Drop what, you still dey speak English, don't worry, you will speak more tommorow. The world will know about this, idiōt teachers" I retorted

Uncle John was smart. He swiftly jumped and kicked my hand unexpectedly with his leg and my phone fell off.

We started fíghtíng, hand to hand combat, dragging, and battling so hard against eachother

His power actually surpassed ours, his attacks were life-taking, but we proved we were wiser than he was. I hìt his balls (testicles) and he let out a loud wail and fell. One of my friends carried a big wood and hìt it on his hëad and he collapsed restlessly.

"Please don't kîll him, please" Miss Nancy cried out

I picked up my phone, fortunately it was still recording.

Miss Nancy prostrated pleading and asking for forgiveness

"Yes we caught you having sêx with uncle John, and uncle John was trying to kìll us so his secret won't be revealed" I intentionally and purposely said to get it recorded and left immediately

The following morning, before the assembly time, the whole school were already aware of the sêx between our two COÌTÜS teachers.

I personally printed a lot of copies of the n**e pictures and share it round to the students.

The unexpected act caused stir among all the students.

It was time for assembly, everyone were already gathered curiously waiting for the announcement and the punishment.

Miss Nancy and her COÌTÜS partner were around earlier but when they noticed the information had gone viral, they were no where to be found.

It went viral that even the ministry of education were already aware of it.

The assembly ground was different that day, students were happy. They sang joyfully, danced vigorously to beat as if it was a festive celebration

principal appeared, he discussed about the sēxūal act, and he informed us they were already fìred from the school.

The End

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11/01/2024

🌳 PART 1 🌳 ↔️ 🌳 COITUS 🌳
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Truth be told, I didn't know the word COÌTÜS is also the same meaning of sēxual intērcõurse

Just because I made mention of COÌTUS in our English class, I put myself into serious trouble that day

It was on Monday morning, Miss Nancy, our English teacher was lecturing us in the class and she noticed I was not attentive

Yes, I was actually distracted by my crush "mirabel" our New classmate. I couldn't resist her beauty, she was a new comer and I had been thinking of how to use some grammatical word to approach her

"Michael, why are you looking that way, I notice you were not attentive, don't you understand what I've been teaching you ?" Miss Nancy asked pointing at me

I stood up with the intention to show-off my vocabulary skills to impress my crush and other classmates but I didn't know it would turn out to be something else

"Ma, I want to have passionate coìtūs with you and I assure you it would be an unagueably intērrūptus this time" I replied smiling.

Her sudden countenance made me realized I had jåm-talked immediately

Miss Nancy reported me to the school authority with no hesitation

Despite my pleading and explanations, I wasn't forgiven. I was given numerous strokes of cane on the assembly ground the following day and two weeks suspension from the school.

I was served as scãpēd gōat that day and as a point of correction and information to other students

I got home feeling very bittered, I wept profusely all the way from school to my father's house despite the Long distance.

I cūrsēd our neighbor that very day, the professor that use to vomit those big Grammars. He was actually the one that made that statement to his wife. Hearing his wife smiling at him made me think it was something sweet and appreciative.

I explained everything to my mom and she followed me down to the school the following day to plead the principal but all to no avail

Two weeks after, I resumed back to school. I was welcome warmly, warned, given some words of advice and encouragement before I was freed to attend class

It was on Monday again, Miss Nancy came to our class for her teaching. Through out her teaching, I didn't utter anything. I was quiet just like a deaf and dump

Closing time by 2pm, I and my friends stayed behind to play football. While playing, a friend suddenly appeared to us with an information that something was happening in the staff room

We ran to the staff room quietly, we eavesdropped and heard Miss Nancy mōaning so loud.

I took my camera phone and started recording. I kicked the door so hard and it opened. We entered and found Mr John and Mrs Nancy completely naked having COÌTÜS with each other

Story continued...

Stay glued for part 2

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01/01/2024

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31/12/2023

Not all that saw the end of 2022 saw the end of 2023 and not all that see today will see the end of 2024

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31/12/2023

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

MY END OF THE YEAR APPRECIATION MESSAGE!!!✍
My deares family, relatives, friends and fans.

It is difficult to express my gratitude and Love❤to you all.
I want to say so much, but I can hardly find the right words.

I wanna thank you for the 365 days journey of 2023🙏🙏

God have gone ahead of us, Twenty-24 is looking good already

goodness, mercy and favour is our portion

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30/12/2023

🌳 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝟭 🌳 🌳 𝗠𝗬 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗥𝟯𝗧🌳
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I tickled a lady on her waist playfully from behind on campus and her body shook violè.ntly and she fåìntēd immediately

Initially, I thought she was just kidding or trying to prank me until I started seeing White foam coming out from her mouth.

I began to panic, I checked her face, oops, she wasn't even the lady I thought she was. That was where I knew I had made my bigg3st mista.ke, I thought she was Vanessa, my girlfriend. Vanessa and I had been so fond of eachother that this kind of play had become normal to us.

Now, I had mistaken this lady for Vanessa and I knew I had gotten myself into a very big tro.uble

"please stand up, please" I started pleading this lady seriously but she was still lying lif.ēlēssly on the ground. I started becoming more scared and worried as students were appearing to the scene asking what was going on

"Please stand up, I beg you in the name of God, please" I knelt down pleading profusely

"What did you do to her, ahhh, you've kill3d her" I heard a guy saying in an outrageous manner

The word kill3d alone almost scared the life out of me, how could I just tickle someone playfully and it resulted to d3alth? Just like that?

"I just tickled her oooo and she fell" I said to them, my eyes were already red and wet with tears about to drop

"She fell abi she di.ed" a short, chubby lady said and I felt like kicking her away from my view as I found that statement so annoying and irritating

" Please stand up young lady please, I beg in the name of whatever or whoever it is that your parents are serving" I found myself begging with all my energy and seriousness.

Some men rushed to the scene, I don't how they got to know, they carried her into a car and drove off immediately. I heard they were taking her to the hospital

"Just pray she survives it ooo, her dad is a commissional in this state oo" someone said to me in a mean tone

" Hold your God tight ooo, I pray you don't live the rest of your life in ja.il this time around" another person said pitifully

I held my head with my both hand and I started muttering a silent prayer

Story continued..

The part 2 will be posted tomorrow by 7pm

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30/12/2023

🌳 PART 2🌳 🌳 PLAYER 🌳
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Mirabel was with her friends. The moment she hanged up the call and dropped the phone, they signaled to each other and laughed hysterically

"This guy doesn't know anything, we will show him. Oya call the bãbå that we've seen a guy already" Joyce said

"Yes, he thinks he can play all ladies, but we will let him know that we're different" Vivian added

"Yes he's a finished job already, all I want is that you guys should be at alert. You know I'm the main target of this guy, so you have to be at-alert with the operation" Mirabel said

At the other end, Williams was very happy he had won mirabella's hēart again. His friends tried to advise him but they knew it would always fall on dēåf ears, So they kept quiet.

The following day, Williams and Mirabel schedule their meeting. Though Williams wanted to make it at his place but Mirabella insisted.

"Williams, since this lady insisted you should come over to their place, I will advise you not to go. Ladies visit us at our place not the other way round" his friend, Alex advised

"But why are you guys always against me, whatever I want to do, you always try as possible to cancel it. what exactly are your problem?. See I don't like it. Am I the one that made you less attractive and ugly that ladies don't find you?" Williams slammed his friends.

His friends kept mute immediately. Though Williams was true, his friends wasn't as cute as he was but he shouldn't have acted rude to them that way.

The following morning, Williams got prepared and went over to Mirabel residence.

Mirabel and his friends appeared happily at the sight of Williams. Williams was happy and proud of himself that the three ladies welcomed him wholeheartedly.

Williams appeared magnificent, fresh and cute as usual. Mirabel was as well pretty and hot. Williams couldn't help his eyes as they were fixed on Mirabel's body.

"Wait Mirabel, do you drive?" Williams asked facing Mirabel

"No" Mirabel responded

"I would say you're līeing cos your beauty is driving me crazy" he teased

"Awwwnnn" they all blushed and smiled

"Well, I would like you to call your parents and tell them in a big fan of their work" he teased again

"Williams, you and this your mouth ehn" let's go inside jhor" Mirabel said

Mirabel took him to her room. She entertained him. At some point her friends excused both of them.

Williams started making his move to lure Mirabel for sēx. He started the teasing and wooing and Mirabel aggreed to his proposal

Kissing started, foreplay follows and all of a sūddēn, Mirabel friends cried out from outside that the Calabash had mistakenly drøōped and broken into pieces.

"Ahhh, Jesus Christ" Mirabel exclaimed shockingly and jumped from the bed. Williams was shocked as well.

"The Calabash dropped, howwww? The Calabash that baba said it must not touch the ground. How do you guys do it?" Mirabel lamented loudly

"Jesus, Calabash for what" Williams lamented. His heart started beating

All of a sūddēn, the three ladies started confessing that they were planning to do Mônēy ritūal. They confessed and they ran mãd immediately.

Williams took to his heels. he got home and noticed he had been with only on boxer and his shoes on his hand

He knelt down and started thanking God for saving his life. He cried out with tears streaming down his eyes.

His friends appeared and he told them how God had just saved his life. He begged his friends for whatever it was that he had done to them and swear he would never try to haunt ladies again.

The end
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