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God have blessed the boi with a microphone and he ws very definite in his blessingshe said,go ye into the world and make...
31/08/2017

God have blessed the boi with a microphone
and he ws very definite in his blessings
he said,go ye into the world and make my
children happy.


08/07/2017

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25/06/2017

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03/06/2017

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18/03/2016

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09/03/2016

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02/03/2016

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?
This is a true story that happened in Japan.
In order to renovate the house,
someone in Japan breaks open the wall.
Japanese houses normally have a hollow space
between the wooden walls.
When tearing down the walls, he found that there
was a lizard stuck there because a nail from
outside hammered into one of its feet.
He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time
curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed
5 years ago when the house was first built !!!
What happened?
The lizard has survived in such position for 5
years!!!!!!!!!!
In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it
is impossible and mind-boggling.
Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 5
years! without moving a single step--since its foot
was nailed!
So he stopped his work and observed the lizard,
what it has been doing, and what and how it has
been eating.
Later, not knowing from where it came, appears
another lizard, with food in its mouth.
Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply.
For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard
has been feeding it for the past 5 years.
Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 5 long
years, without giving up hope on its partner.
Imagine what a small creature can do that a
creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.
Please never abandon your loved ones Never Say U
R Busy When They Really Need You ... You May
Have The Entire World At Your Feet.. But You Might
Be The Only World To Them....
A Moment of negligence might break the very heart
which loved you against all odds..
Before you say something just remember..it takes a
moment to Break but an entire lifetime to make..

14/10/2014

wu
GudMorning folks......
LET ME SPEAK TO THOSE IN A HEART
BREAKING RELATIONSHIP
It hurts so much when You tried to
love Someone
but they take you for granted.
You
tried to bear all
their bu****it and crap but now
they’re paying
you with replacing you with
someone else.
You’ve
tried to love and care about them
but they don’t
see any value in all you have done.
You have
risked your life in many things and
you
have sacrificed every little thing of
yours just to
see them
happy but all that means nothing to
them.
You
have
tried to be patient with them for so
long but now
they are
dumping you for someone else. You
always cry
and ask for
their attention but they seem not to
care.
Your life
is so
miserable now but they don’t give a
damn of how
you feel. Your now feeling like you
are at the end
of the world and that you have bad
luck in love.
I wanna encourage you today. That’s
not the end
of the
journey of your life.
You still have a
long way to
go and you will
meet very many new people.
What
you’re going
through right
now is just a lesson to make you
strong and to
prepare you
for the next person.
Trust me you’ll
be happy
again, you’ll
find someone else who’ll love and
care about you,
who’ll
appreciate all your efforts and who
see your value
and appreciate them.
God will help you find someone else
who’ll be
having fear of
losing you, hurting you and that
person will be
willing to
make a family with you. Be strong
my dear, you’ll
get over
that pain

04/10/2014

Petrus checked into a hotel, there
was a computer in his room, so he
decided to sent a mail to his wife,
however he accidentally typed a
wrong mail address and without
realizing it he sent the mail to a
widow who has just returned from
her husband's funeral. the widow
decided to check her mail,
expecting condolences massage
from relatives and friends, after
reading the 1st massage she
fainted. The son rushed into the
room, found his mother in the
floor and saw the computer screen
which read: To my loving wife
I know you're surprised to hear
from me, they have computers
here, and we are allowed to sent
mail to loved one. I've reached and
checked in. I see that everything
has been prepared for your arrival
2morrow, expecting you darling, I
can't wait to see u

04/10/2014

Who is smarter?
Three University student didn't
write an exam because they did
not study. They came up with a
plan, got themselves dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't make
it to then exam.
We attended a wedding and on
our way back the car broke down
thus we became so dirty as you can
see."
The Dean understood and gave
them three days to prepare. After
three days they went to the Dean
very ready for the exam because
they had studied.
The Dean put them in there
separate classes.
There were only four questions in
the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25
mks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break
down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
Note: Your answers must be the
same. Good luck!

01/10/2014

1 Independence Day Question
Who Is Your Nigeria Hero: Past And
Present?

28/09/2014

SUNDAY SPECIAL
BIBLE STATUS
The kind of status we would be updating on
social media (BBM, Facebook, Twitter and
Instagram) if we were in the times of Adam,
Noah, Abraham, Moses, etc:
Princess: Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned
into a pillar of salt! # shaking
B'jayB: Just chilling in 1st class at Noah's ark, the
view here is fantastic. But this Lions keep staring
at me.
Damiflex: Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai...
Miracles be going down here. # miraclethings
Kemikollz: Eve and hubby got banished. O, they
ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that?
# smh
Jacob's status: Can't believe I served her father
for 14 years just to get her... Luv u Rachel.
# TinsWeDo4Love
Pweetykemi: Some people are so cruel! Cain,
how could you kill your own brother? # RIPAbel.
Your brother is # dorowicked
One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day...
Walking and preaching the gospel. Now hanging
out with Jesus and chilling with my brothers.
This guys are funny... LLP! (Laffin Like Pharaoh)
Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me! ... Lolz
# selfiewithram
The two thieves beside Jesus be like: Chilling with
the king of d Jews! # calvarythingz "
# DOROSUNDAY TO YOU ALL! YOU CAN ADD
YOUR OWN BIBLE STATUS BELOW...

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