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01/11/2024

Happy New month may this new month brings you laughter, joy, happiness, double blessings, good health, success, good luck, double promotion, Favour, Grace,open doors and Connections in Jesus name amen 🙏🙏

24/05/2024

17/04/2024

THE BENEFITS OF MAKING LOVE IN THE MORNING

1. IT MAKES GOOD USE OF THE MAN'S ER****ON
Most men wake up with an er****on, it is good for this hardness not to go to waste

2. IT BOOSTS THE WIFE'S SELF-ESTEEM
When a woman wakes up naked to her husband admiring her, desiring her and wanting her; she ends up feeling s*xy, beautiful and confident even before she dresses up

3. IT STARTS THE DAY RIGHT WITH INTIMACY
The best way to say good morning is with intimacy. Sweet love making, kisses, heartfelt words and prayer

4. IT BRINGS OUT A GLOW
When both the man and the woman feel loved up, they exude an inner positive vibe that others around them pick

5. IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT THE WHOLE DAY
Through out the day, both of them will find each other smiling, reminiscing about the morning. Maybe they will even text or call each other just to connect

6. IT MAKES STAYING FAITHFUL EASIER
When your body is s*xually satisfied in the morning, it is difficult to fall into temptation in the middle of the day. Unfaithfulness breeds where there is a vacuum

7. IT WAKES YOU UP PROPERLY
If you are sleepy or struggling to wake up, some good pumping, grinding, moaning, riding and touching will definitely wake you up

8. IT BLESSES THE CHILDREN
Because there is warmth in the bedroom in love making, that warmth will spread to the entire house with the children witnessing the love between mom and dad

9. IT CELEBRATES LOVE IN A NEW DAY
No matter how good or bad yesterday was, an episode of sweet love making sets the right tone today

10. IT MAKES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO COMING HOME
Since the day started in a memorable way, both husband and wife will miss each other and will long to see each other later in the day


© Dayan Masinde

In the love book called GOOD S*X BAD S*X, I reveal how to get the most out of intimacy and also show what happens when you abuse, misuse or use s*x wrongly.

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17/04/2024

When I first went to Delta State I didn't know how to speak pidgin and I also didn't understand pidgin. Using public transportation was a nightmare for me as I had a certain accent that was obviously not Nigerian and it made bus conductors, taxi drivers and bike men try to extort me as per JJC. 😂

After about a year of being in Delta State, mingling with people from all walks of life, I became super fluent in pidgin, and my street smarts increased tremendously.

One day I got to PTI junction and hailed a bike to take me to Sedco. I spoke English in my normal way, which still had traces of that different accent and the bike man gave me a strange look. He told me twice the normal price of the bike trip and as I was in a rush, I didn't bargain with him. I don't mind playing the fool sometimes.

On our way to Sedco, I noticed he took a wrong turn so I tapped him, and told him to stop then said, "Sir, this isn't the road to Sedco. This is another route you're taking. Go back to the other route please." I was still speaking my nice English.

He told me he wanted to pick up something from his brother first then head to Sedco. I wasn't okay with it but I kept quiet and my mind became super alert.

He immediately placed a call to someone and started speaking Warri pigdin. He told the person on the line that he was bringing a package for the person to run sharply and let them see if they'd be able to get some money out of the package. I laughed in my head. I was the package in question. This bike man had planned with someone to rob or kidnap me.

As I see werin wan sup, naim I sharply call am to order.

"Guy! For your mind you feel say me na package wey you fit run? Wait o! Because I dey speak supri supri, you wan obtain me? You dey mad? You smoke s**t? If you nor turn carry me dey go Sedco now ehn! I go carry my shoe bust your skero! You dey craze well well! Your maale!"

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 The look in his eyes ehn! Dude nearly pi**ed on himself.

He turned and looked at me then said, "So you na we we, naim you dey form for me. You get luck o! You tru tru get luck."

We got to my destination and I paid him the normal price and not that double price he told me earlier. He didn't even argue or debate. He took it and rode off.

And that was how understanding pidgin helped me escape from serious trouble.

16/04/2024

7 FRIENDS YOU MUST NOT BRING CLOSE TO YOURSELF.

1. Someone who always want to have what you have by all means.

2. Someone who is always competing with you.

3. Someone who is not happy with your success.

4. Someone who tell others lies about you.

5. Someone who can not defend you behind your back.

6. Someone who celebrates your failures and tears.

7. Someone who can't confidently trust you.

Always observe your surroundings, identify them, mark them, operate with them from a distance.
Many are no longer honest again." Life is no rewind, So stay safe and Love our Enemy......

May God bless us All..

Shared

16/04/2024

HOW TO APOLOGISE TO YOUR SPOUSE...✍🏾

1. Don't justify why you did wrong. Accept it was wrong.

2. Don't seduce your spouse into s*x hoping that s*x will make your spouse forget the wrong you did and you can escape humbling yourself to say sorry.

3. Don't blame your spouse for making you do something wrong. Be an adult. Take responsibility for your actions.

4. Don't send friends, family, or siblings to apologize on your behalf. It shows cowardice. Face the one you have wronged.

5. Don't belittle the wrong you did as if showing your spouse he/she is overreacting. If it is a big deal to your spouse, take it as a big deal.

6. Don't start listing your spouse's past wrongs when your spouse confronts you on your current wrong. Love doesn't keep a record of wrongs.

7. Don't apologise on social media or put a post on Facebook or WhatsApp status hoping your spouse will see it without saying anything in private. Make your apology personal and heartfelt.

8. Don't brush it off and move on as if nothing happened just because you know your spouse loves you. Don't sweep things under the carpet.

9. Don't throw money and gifts at your spouse and do good deeds without addressing the hurt you have caused and the issue. You can't buy your way into healing. Healing is emotional, not material.

10. Don't apologize rudely and casually saying "Aah, OK then, I am sorry then if that will make you stop complaining" just because your spouse has asked for an apology. Show genuine remorse.

11. Don't wait for when your spouse has decided to divorce you or to break up with you to let go of your ego and say sorry. You might be too late.

12. Apologise as soon as possible, sincerely, acknowledging your fault, recognizing how it hurts your spouse, and assuring him/her of your love and commitment to do better.

Joy's Pen

16/04/2024

HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

Kings College
P.O. BOX 406
Lagos state Nigeria .
21st March 1990.

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your p**s is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,

16/04/2024

Respect your man, cherish him, make him feel like he is the only man in the world, Never be 50/50 with your man, humble your self no matter the kind of job he does, because there is no permanent situation in life. God changed things . Be a responsible wife and God will bless your marriage.

16/04/2024

In Ohafia, a town in Abia state, Igbo land, the 'Ikwu nne' (mother's lineage) is considered more important than the father's. People believe that a child belongs to their mother's family, known as 'Ndi Ikwu nne'. They follow a matrilineal practice, where individuals are seen as part of their mother's kin group and inherit property from them.

According to Ohafia folklore, in the past, when Ohafia followed a system where inheritance was based on the father's lineage, a man accidentally k!lled one of his relatives. He sought refuge with his father's family, but they rejected him. He then turned to his mother's family, who welcomed and protected him. One of his mother's sisters even sacrificed herself to ensure his safety.

Touched by the support of his mother's family, the man decided to leave all his possessions to them before he passed away. This led the Ohafia people to believe that a mother's role is supreme, a concept known as 'Nneka'. Today, this matrilineal system still exists in Ohafia.