Comedian Joe

17/11/2025

I got over 100 reactions on one of my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

15/11/2025

Chelsea at Stamford Bridge might actually be the first time this trio starts together this season.

They don't know what's about to hit them. 😴 😂

13/11/2025

🚨🇰🇵 North Korea will finally show Premier League football… but only after turning it into their own version of the sport.

Kim Jong-un has agreed to broadcast matches under some wild conditions:

👉 No live games. Every match will be re-edited before airing.
👉 Matches cut to just 60 minutes. A trimmed-down Premier League.
👉 All English text covered. Stadium boards replaced with North Korean graphics.
👉 South Korean players completely removed.
• Kim Ji-soo (Brentford)
• Hwang Hee-chan (Wolves)
👉 Any LGBTQ+ symbols instantly edited out.

A Premier League like you’ve never seen… North Korean edition.

13/11/2025

Just imagine this.

Suárez stays at Barça after Messi leaves.

The following season, Suárez wins the Champions League and the Ballon d’Or. He becomes the best player in Europe — after Messi is gone.

Then Suárez moves to MLS, joins a mid-table club, wins the league, wins MVP… and even knocks Messi out of a cup competition.

Do you know how unbearable rival fans would be?

“Suárez carried Messi.”
“Messi held him back.”
“Messi is a fraud.” And all sort of narratives.

Funny thing? That’s exactly what Benzema did to Cristiano Ronaldo. And nobody even talks about it.

12/11/2025

🚨 F8-Year-Old Brazilian Footballer Fatally Shot During Home Gun-Cleaning Incident. 💔🇧🇷

⚠️ 18-year-old Aragoiania FC player Wanderson Brandao de Sousa died after being shot in the neck when his 16-year-old brother accidentally fired a rifle while cleaning it at their home.

✨ Aragoiania FC called Wanderson a “promising athlete,” suspended all activities, and offered condolences to his family.

‼️ Authorities seized the weapon and are treating the case as an accident. It’s unclear who legally owned the gun.

𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆. 🕊️

12/11/2025

🗣️ Ronaldo: “Argentina won the World Cup before Messi, it’s nothing special.”

🗣️ Beckham: “Interesting… Real Madrid, United, and Al-Nassr all won before Cristiano.
But Inter Miami only did it with Messi.” 💥🐐🏆

12/11/2025

Lukaku has scored more Premier League and Serie A goals than the self proclaimed conqueror of England and Italy 🫣

12/11/2025

Manchester United witnessed horror movie on this day😭

11/11/2025

11/11/2025

In just 20 hours, Lionel Messi's Cam New visit post like has surpassed Ronaldo's National League Victory post. 😳📈

Messi effect is everywhere 🥶🐐

But they say CR7 is the most famous 😭

10/11/2025

Lionel Messi was back at the Camp Nou for the first time since 2021…

10/11/2025

Strikers across Europe this weekend.